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Happy Birthday Uyi!!!

It's better late than never! Uyi was a year older yesterday but it's still his birthday week and our wishes still matter. So please join me in wishing this sweetheart a very happy birthday. 
I cannot begin to tell you how much this guy means to me, and if you've met him you'll know why. He's a really tremendous person with an immensely likable personality. 
I love you Uyi and I wish you the very best. 
Oh, I'm not even going to keep this to myself because I want everyone to know how lovely you are. Last night Uyi sent me a DM and said he would like to giveaway a token on the blog and I can pick someone who needs the money. 
I'm sorry o! I picked myself 😝. 
I'm in my house but please don't come and beat me 🏃🏃.
#thelmalikesgiveawaytoo. 
And since it was a TTB giveaway then I'm going to thank him here, if you're not too mad at me please join me in thanking Uyi. I might have decided to take the cash but it's his thought that counts the most. I c…
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Oh Wow! TTB Readers Come & See Why I'm Too Scared To flirt!!!

Ok, this isn't about me but it made me think about my post from two days ago, how guys meet you, act all lovey dovey, make you feel like the only woman on earth and then BOOM he expects you to bankroll his life! I know I could never be in this kind of situation, but apparently this is the reality of some young women today, as it seems that young men have decided to become "runs girls". But you know what, you know how men are a lot more rational and practical, it seems that these men are going for blood. I read this chat below and my mouth was hanging. I mean, the lady in question must suffer from sever low self-esteem and a dose of stupidity (I mean, doesn't she realize that sharing this will only bring her public shame and mockery, but bring the guy more clients and even praises?), but still, that guy is plain evil! Please read and share your thoughts. 













I Worry About Nigerian Celebrities.

I'd just like to know if Nigerian celebrities make as much money as they spend on clothes (and professional makeup) for the various events?

It's been a boring weekend on social media, the only thing offering some sort of entertainment being the "The Wedding Party 2: Destination Dubai" premiere photos splashed all over the Internet. 
The premiere had a theme; Arabian Nights, and you can trust our Nigerian celebrities and Nigerians in general to go over board. The outfits mostly looked hideous, like a cacophony of shapes and colours, if i was the one in charge of planning that event and I'd chosen that theme, I'd be filled with so much regret right now. Ok, so this is really not about how most of the celebs got a memo for Arabian Nights but read Indian Nights or how majority of them forgot to take a long look at the mirror before leaving home. 
No, it's actually a post on sympathy, if you will. 
Last weekend we had The Future Awards #TFAA2017, and the weekend b…

Too Scared To Flirt.

"What happened to Trey Songs?" A few of you have asked. 
Well, you know, at the start things were really promising. I totally adored everything about Trey, well I didn't know him that well so it only makes sense that I would adore his exterior; the height, the beard, the voice, the laugh, the shoulders... 
And things were so good, I was even almost willing to give up baby boy for Trey! Almost. 
Barely a week after we met, this one time we were talking and the strangest thing happened. You know, he was all "you're a Queen, you're so beautiful, I swear I want you" and while in the same gear went to "my life sucks, my job sucks, my salary sucks, I'm drowning in debt, I'm not even sure how I'll pay my rent, I wish I had more money" and I swear I was fucking confused. 
Was he confiding in me as a friend or was he telling me as a benefactor?
I chose to go with the former. I empathized with him and said some meaningless niceties like it is wel…

Who Killed Patricia?

It's time to exercise your mind and creativity. Put on you CSI hats and help unravel this mystery. WHO KILLED PATRICIA?


. . . . . . All culled from @diaryofanaijagirl (instagram)

Size 42 Shoe Giveaway!

Hey guys, Christmas is a season for giving and I'm truly grateful to a blog reader who, in the spirit of Christmas, has decided to giveaway 3 pairs of shoes. They are size 42 and have either never been worn or worn just once. 
Please call me (08173600406) or mail me (thelmathinks@gmail.com) if you're interested. 
You've just got to be sure you're able to pick up from Ikoyi, Lagos. 
Thank you darling O!

So if you're also in the spirit of the season and would like to share cash, gifts, clothes, shoes, airtime or anything nice, please send a message to me. Let's also be known to be givers on this blog, I get jealous when I see how people give on other blogs, like really JEALOUS 😂. Send me an email, text or dm with what you'd like to share. I'll be waiting 😉❤️
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Last Night I Had Edibles, And Then Hallucinations, Then Panic Attacks, Then Other Carnalities...

Last night "the friend", let's call him X, stopped over to see me on his way back from work and I decided to go home with him to kick it and chill. This was at about 6 pm and I'd planned to either spend the night or leave . 
So we get to his place, I'm having a drink, he's having a drink, then he says we'd have to go out to get something to eat, as the only edible thing he had was edibles. Magic brownies to be precise. Now, I don't know why the people who make these brownies have to make them so chocolatey and yummy, and you see those juicy moist pieces of chocolate cake and you can't believe that they're anything but innocent. It's been about 8 years since I last had those, in the days of youthful exuberance and mild experimentation (I've never been much of an experimenter) but sweet toothe that I am, I wanted that brownie so bad. 
I took my first big bite and he said to me "Babe, slow down o! This is Shitta weed, it's not just…

"Sleeping With Her Didn't Make Me Love You Less"

I was chatting with my ex last week. Yes, the one that used my heart to play football earlier this year. Somehow, by some weird miracle, we actually happen to have quite a friendly relationship. Sometimes I marvel at things, like how someone with whom you once, in the not too distant past, share the most intense, intimately intense, fiery passionate relationship with, can today, somehow be simply just "somebody that you used to know".
So anyways we were talking about something and he was trying to prove to me that men could be deeply in love with someone but sleep with other people and it would in no way affect the love he has for his woman. To prove this he said "After all I was shagging *Funke when we were dating but I loved you madly, and you could have never guess that I was cheating on you". 
For a few seconds I could hear the cracks in the already fragile ice I stood on. 
Funke, his ex just before me, whom I knew was still hung on him, whom he always assured me …

Hello, Good Morning...

Just sharing something to make you laugh... or cry... 😊
Meanwhile isn't it about time Imo state indigenes did something about their Rochas? Memphis and co, please come and explain to us what's happening in your state 😟

Explain This!

This sort of thing has happened to me a number of times and it's extremely annoying. 
So this guy had been begging for my number for almost two years on facebook (little did he know all he had to do was open my blog 😏). First were the facebook messages and then a year later instagram DMs. This one time a female friend of mine had called me to say her friend (the same guy) really liked me and wanted my number. That was during my last relationship when the only man that existed in the whole wide world was my man (SMH). So I told her "Nne, no can do!". She even tried to convince me that I would totally love this guy, he's this and that and the best thing since cocacola. I was not listening. 
More recently, he DM'd me to say he was coming to lagos for a weekend and would like to meet. I didn't see his message until the day he left town though. I then decided, for the first time ever to actually check this guy's profile out. I went through his pictures and real…