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That Moment When Thelma Is Broke!

Ok Monday mornings, I usually like to start on a light happy cheery easy breezy note in hopes that it will set the tune for the rest of the week. Today however, is just not one of those Mondays. 
And on this rare occasion I actually will announce that I am broke!
Like, very broke. 
I never carry my brokeness like a plaque because I'm often finding ways to get out of it, and even when I don't I could look bouyant even when I've not eaten for days. Lol. But things have just been weird AF in these last few months. Like last night for instance, when I wanted to go to the movies so that at least for two hours I could forget about the worries of being single, lonely and broke, but I couldn't even afford an Uber, much less the movie!
So I sat down on my bed and ate 3 large cucumbers, no not fitfam o! I wanted seafood pasta with white wine but when I opened my fridge and saw only cucumbers I quietly laid them on a tray, poured water into a wine glass, balanced in front of the TV a…
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