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Pieces Of Her (2)

Biola pried her eyes open trying to remember where she was and what had happened the previous night. She squinted and saw him and as disappointment flooded over her she toyed with the idea of pretending she wasn't awake yet. After the hugely disappointing incident of last night she wasn't sure how she was going to react to him and desired to put it off for as long as possible. Unfortunately it was too late. "Good morning sunshine" Seyi said, placing a little kiss on the tip of her nose.
Biola forced herself to smile. "Seyi, what's that smell?" She asked sitting up. On the other side of the bed the was a tray with an array of meals; eggs, sausages, bacons, cheese, bran bread, coffee and some freshly squeezed orange juice. "Breakfast" he said with a flourish. "I knew after last night's fiesta you'll wake up famished". At the sight of all that food and the memory of last night, Biola suddenly felt nauseated. Last night's fiesta indeed, she thought to herself sardonically. She forced what she could down her throat and told Seyi she had to get home. He looked very crestfallen and Biola felt bad but she just needed to get out of there, she was scared that there might be a repeat performance of last night and she wasn't sure she could take it again. "But babe I thought you were going to spend the day with me, my cousins are having a barbecue today and I would have loved for you to meet them. It'll be fun, I promise." He said but Biola adamantly insisted she had to go home. 
       As Seyi drove her home they engaged in a bit of small talk, he really wanted her to stay but she placated him saying that they still had many days ahead together. As she said this, Biola was not sure how true it was. Good sex was one thing she could not compromise on and just as she thought about it she got a text. "Hey dear, long time. I just got into Lagos and was wondering if we could hook up, Chima". Hmmmm. This bastard has some nerves texting me. After breaking my heart like a china plate smashed on the wall he suddenly wants to "hook up". Bloody fool! She thought to herself. But even as she said it, Biola, in spite of herself remembered vivid images of them together, under the sheets. Chima had turned out to be a big disappointment but there was no denying the fact that he possessed great skills in the bed department. With a big grin, and a little shame, she replied him. "I'm home, come through". She pressed the 'send' button and smiled. "What are you looking so happy about?" Seyi asked her, Biola almost jumped. She had forgotten he was there. "I just remembered last night and I couldn't help smiling" she said, covering up her lies with a seductive smile. Seyi squeezed her hand but by then her mind had moved on to other things. Chima was coming over, she could just see his jaw drop as she opened the door for him in her new red Victoria's Secret lingerie. When they got to her house, Biola did all she could to stop from jumping out of the car and running inside to get ready for an exciting afternoon of passion. 
       As expected Chima had delivered, but the afterglow of passionate love making was being tainted by disappointment in herself. "Chima, please leave my house" she said suddenly jumping off her bed, just as he was about to start snoring. "What?" He asked in confusion, opening his eyes. "Leave my house" she repeated. "I don't even know why I let you come here. I don't know what's wrong with me. Well you wanted to do me abi? Well congratulations, you did. Pun intended. But it's over, so go.", she said nudging his shoulders. Chima yawned, two rounds had entitled him to a little nap at least, but Biola seemed not to understand that. "Look babe, just give me an hour, I need some rest, please, an hour and I'll leave.", he said. "Oh! So after using my body, you now want to use my bed too. God forbid! Get the hell off my bed Chima. You have some nerves showing up at my house, I should have arranged for the OPC boys down the road to tidy your fuck up, and in case you don't know, it's not too late" she said, raising her voice. "You always were a psycho" Chima said, finally getting up from the bed and putting his pants on. "Whatever mehn, just leave" said Biola, as she picked up his T-shirt, which she had excitedly pulled off his taut body barely two hours ago, and threw it at him. She knew she was being a bit of a psycho but she didn't care, and yes, she had asked him to come over, but only because she needed something to wash away memories of last night. 
        She felt guilty as the realization that she actually had feelings for Seyi suddenly hit her, but she just wasn't sure she could deal with his deficiencies. As usual, when in doubt, she picked up her phone and called her best friend. Chioma was more than a friend, more like a sister. They had been besties for the past eight years and Biola trusted her even more than she trusted herself. She walked behind Chima and bolted her door which he slammed loudly in her face. Chioma answered her call at the first ring. "Babes, please come to my house, now abeg. I'll make noodles with shrimps and I've got your favorite whiskey" she said, pleadingly. "So now you think you can bribe me with drink abi? Well it turns out you can. I'm on my way". Said Chioma laughing. 
"OMG! Babes I really don't know what to say, why do things like this happen? I'd already finished planning you guys' wedding in my head. Both of you looked like the perfect african Barbie and Ken!" Chioma said, smiling wistfully. "So what exactly are you saying, that because he scored an F9 in bedmatics he's totally disqualified? You think we can't have a future together?" Biola asked, searching her friend's face, she was genuinely confused. "Sweetheart what are you thinking, can you really imagine you guys together, let's assume you get married? Are you ready to subject yourself to years and years of sexual frustration and dissatisfaction. That's an unfulfilled marriage, a disaster waiting to happen. That's a mockery of marriage babe, that's a mockriage!" Chioma exclaimed. "Well I don't know about you, but me I can't." She said. "But what about love, what about.." Biola asked but Chioma cut her short. "Babe, love isn't enough, let's be honest. Besides I'm sure you want to know the father of your children, I'm sure you want your husband to be the father of your children. Well judging by what happened on this very bed here today, he may not, if you're going to keep sourcing for assistance where he fails...." Chioma said, referring to Chima's visit earlier that day. "Chi, that's enough, I don't need a reminder, I don't even know what I was thinking. In fact, I don't even know what I AM thinking, I could really never be satisfied with a man like that" Biola said. She was about to say something when they heard a knock on the door. She went to open it and was very surprised to meet a very dashing Seyi Cole at her doorstep. "Surprise!" He said. "Sorry I didn't call, I just wanted to drop this off" he said and handed over a small package. Biola immediately opened it and was surprised to see a brand new iPhone 5S. "I've always thought androids were better than Blackberry" he said with a shy smile. Biola had mixed feelings. She was happy because she really, really wanted this phone, but sad and unsure because barely a minute ago, thanks to the sound advice of her best friend, she had decided to call things off. "Thanks Seyi" she said, giving him a hug. "Come in and say hello. This is my friend, and sister, Chioma" she said smiling. Seyi walked in and extended his hand to Chioma in a handshake. Chioma held on to that hand just a little too long, thinking, one girs's trash is another girl's treasure. Biola may not know what to do with this man but I sure do....

To be continued...


  1. OMG! I'm really disappointed in Chioma. I didn't see this coming at all.

  2. i really enjoyed reading this thelma. im impatiently waiting for part 3.

  3. Chioma is crazy! What a friend. But Biola better wise up o before she uses her husband to do boyfriend

  4. Chioma is a feeelthy beeeech!!!!! I certainly didn't see that one coming! Trust no one!!!

    1. Yes o! Sometimes we even surprise ourselves, how much more someone else?

    2. Trust no one but God! if you like spend centuries with me i will still call you my friend never grade u sister or best friend,the more you rename her the deeper she's getting interested in your life and business before you know you have have shared your horrible secret with her. a secret told is no longer a secret. who knows you better would kill you easily.

  5. Your stories give me life , amazing . I just started blogging yet to get the hang of it . You are amazing

    1. Thanks Ruqkayah. Just take it one step at a time and it will eventually come together. But it's a constant learning process.

  6. her own friend chioma!!!!!!!!!!!!!,whoa dats something


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intelligent, smart, tall, dark and handsome. Believe me he got
swag, but he didn't seem to notice me. (I'm a nerd but a sassy one
if I say so myself).  So oneday I decided to take it to another level..
After listening to a song "IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY TELL THEM THAT YOU
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young once". LOL that part got me.
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great chemistry between us.. hehehe both the covalent and
electrovalent bonds....

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