Clement, such an outdated name
I've heard a few but this takes the prize for lame
Everything about him is just wrong
His very existence is a satirical song
I really can't stand his whiny voice
When he speaks I confuse it for mosquitoes noise
With his nose, so wide and big
I bet when he sleeps he snorts like a pig
Clement's belly resembles a drum
I often advice he feed solely on crumbs
At the sight of his hair I get a fright
Clement is manageable only in the dark of night.
This guy called Clement.....
Clement, such a sweet sounding name
All mothers should name their sons the same
Everything about him makes my heart sing
I live for they day he'll bless me with a ring
You should hear his voice, so thin, it's cute
Reminiscent of an angel playing the flute
Clement's nose should be in a portrait
The magnificence of its size almost makes me prostrate
My Clement has got belly like a bear
No one can provoke us or even dare
He's got hair so shaggy and thick
Running my hands through it gives me such a kick!
To hear them talk, you'll have to wonder
What makes one sick, makes the other one fonder,
Now I understand, it's no longer a blur
That one woman's Eeewwww is another woman's Aaawwww.