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Dear Wife, (A MISTRESS' LETTER TO the WIFE)

A mistresses letter to "the wife". 


"Dear Mrs..
Allow me to introduce myself. I am that new twinkle in your man’s eye. The reason for the extra pep in his step. Doesn’t Daddy look extra handsome these days? It’s not only the designer suits that I buy for him, it’s also the confidence that is restored in him, because unlike you, I remind him on a regular 
basis that he is “the man.” I’ll give credit where it’s due. You weren’t always the selfish bitch you turned into.
You really got him through some tough times. When he had no money, you supported him. (How could he forget, when you bring it up every chance you get?) Back in high school, when he wasn’t the cool guy on campus, you showed love. But much like your waistline from when he first met you…things have changed.
     Before you get your granny panties in a bunch, don’t fret. You have a good man. He did not set out to hurt or betray you, things just kind of happened. To my chagrin, he loves you very much, and has this displaced loyalty I only partly understand. But despite the love, here I am. Comfortably nestled in his daily thoughts. It’s normal to hate me and everything I stand for. But it is your inflexibility in just about everything in life which goes double in the bedroom, that pushed him to this point. Let’s be for real, do you really think it is okay for a man to never receive oral sex? Who do you think keeps him satisfied until the next birthday or holiday when you decide to make the journey down there?
      As long as there are women like you, women like me will always be in business. You make my job so easy. Why you may ask? For starters you have too much damn mouth. Why are there two kings in the castle? You may think you are winning the war with your constant nagging and complaining, but you are merely battling your way to a lonely bed at night. Your insecurity and incessant need for validation are the nails that are sealing your coffin.
      When Daddy is with me it’s refreshing. I know my role and I serve proudly. There is nothing to argue about. Only laughter and good times allowed in our private world.
Of course I see your internet posts… “jump-off” this, and “side-piece” that. Forgive me for being “unphased.” Those names pale in comparison to some of the names that Daddy calls me when he is ravishing my body. We have fun experimenting with the things you are too uptight and/or controlling to allow.
        Sure his parents love you, and his colleagues look forward to seeing you at the holiday parties. That bothers me none. Because when he is staring off into space, he is recalling the sexy lap dance I gave him. So, I have to celebrate on December 26, and February 15, that is fine by me. All I need is him. While your selfish ass is forcing him to take you to an over-priced restaurant to celebrate Valentine’s Day…I am in the gym, keeping things tight for your man. You can keep the chocolates too, much too fattening for me.
       Be very afraid. I am not going anywhere. There are many others out here just like me waiting to step up when I do. You’ve been warned.

Blissfully His,
The Mistress"

Dear Wife, when you're able to stop seething and baring your fangs, maybe, just maybe, your may find some valid points in this letter......?
Dear Mistress, till you wear the wife's shoes, I think you should STFU! 
Dear People (mistresses, wives, husbands, neutral parties), what do you think? 

Comments

  1. Dear Mistress, she cheats on you because you're available. you give yourself way too much credit. if you leave today there will be another of you tomorrow, if you want. there's nothing special about you. unlike his wife.

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  2. Dear mistress, d fact that he choose is wife before yuu should tell u u r just an OPTION,if u like play better in bed than mercy,do all u can to please HIM,there's still one THING she has that u don't and that THING kips her ahead of yuu...

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  3. This letter just made me laugh. this is the highest form of self-deceit. I pity this so called mistress.

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  4. exactly. she should should shut the fuck up. when she's the wife and she has to take care of her husband, get pregnant, take care of kids, cook, clean, go to the market, she would know what's up. bloody myopic woman.

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  5. Iit's easy for her to talk. Wait till she gets married and starts making babies, take of d kids, cook clean d house and etc, then she can open her mouth to tal to us wives!

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  6. This reminds me of my neigbour who is a mistress. She changes her hair every 1 week, cooks sumptious meals from d smell emanating from her kitchen I can tell! Her house is always licking clean! And she doesn't joke wiv her weight! And as a married woman I have dis natural beef for her.

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  7. Dear Wife,you can learn a thing or two from the mistress.Dear Mistress,you are "THE MISTRESS aka one of the side options.

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  8. Dear Mistress, you're only just a lazy piece of ass that's why you waited for a man that's been refined and polished by the wife then you snatched the finished product. You ungrateful shit, if it's so easy go get a single man and do the work yourself, I bet you'll have new respect for madam.

    Dear wife, I applaud and acknowledge your efforts and achievements but now that you've succeeded in breeding an almost perfect stallion you might have to work extra hard to keep him from running wild, it's an eternal job you've got. Take heart and more grease to your elbows

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  9. Chei! This mistress is mean sha! I think her job sounds easier but, every successful wife is also a mistress. I think men don't expect her perfection. They appreciate the effort. Again, a faithful man, will be faithful to the most shapeless and unexciting wife. A faithful man cannot be explained, he is like a dog who sees a bone and keeps it till his master comes home just cause he was trained to do so. The type of bone doesn't count. Enough said! www.drnsmusings.wordpress.com

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  10. Dear Mistress. The earlier you realise you are the side chic the berra for you

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  11. Dear Mistress. The earlier you realise you are the side chic the berra for you

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  12. Did anyone ever think of the mistress as a married woman? *Enjay*

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    1. Hmmm. Enjay, I honestly didn't but that one is topic for another day. It deserves its own post!

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