Dear Future Husband,
So what's up? Seriously. What's up? Are you lost, confused, in need of a map? Just teasing Hun. I'm going to keep this brief, because actually, we have the rest of our lives to talk, we need to reserve some gist for those days that we'll inevitably wake up and feel like we have nothing to say. So....
Anyways, I prayed for you this morning. I prayed for God to bless your hustle, because, YOU are going to be a provider. I really don't care what the situation of things is now, what concerns me is how they are going to be and sweetie, that's why I asked God to bless you. I also need Him to bless your hustle because I know when things are going well you're happier and I need you to be happy. I need you to have a perpetual smile on your face because your happiness is my happiness. So I prayed. I know while I said my prayers I should have also asked God to bring you to me soonest but I really didn't feel like. It's all in His time so I'm not speeding up that process.
I found myself wondering what you look like. Oh Lord! Please be tall, you see I'm about 6ft, I need you to complement me. That said, if you're some inches shorter I won't really mind, I'm certain you'll make up for it in other departments.
No silly, get your mind out of the gutter, I didn't mean sex. But now that you mention it let's talk about that. Lol, calm down. It was your idea remember? So first off you CANNOT be small. Ok, that's out of the way. Secondly, I'm not one of those people that make everlasting love. See, after thirty minutes or so my mind begins to wander. Look up at the title of my blog.... It's just me. That said you're not allowed to be a two-minute man either, not even ten minute. Actually somewhere between thirty to forty five would do. I hope you're not into freaky stuff, eg anal and bondage and all of that. My love, I already love you so much, but I ain't letting you do all that, no way José! Now let's approach the oral topic, I won't hate you if you don't want to do it, but I would love you more if you do.
I can't wait to have your kids either. I prayed for them this morning too. I said three and I heard you say two... We'll have to talk about that, but we'll cross that bridge when we reach it. I prayed for them and I could already picture them, all happy and perfectly healthy. Thank God.
Now let me warn you in advance, listen good. Its likely I would be a strict mum, I'm sort of a disciplinarian. There's no playing good cop-bad cop, You will back me up in front of the kids. If we don't agree we can sort that out later, but no making mummy look bad. Understand, and they should too, that even when I act like wicked mummy its because I want the best for them.
I look forward to meeting you though I'm not exactly in a hurry. You see, I need to work on me a little more so that you'll be happy to have me. I'm not so sure the direction my life is taking now and that's one other thing I asked of God this morning, but it's ok. He assured me he's working on it. So I would sort of like to figure that out first. And yes, I started a blog a few months back. Babe, I really love it but sometimes I have no idea what I'm doing, I really don't. I wake up in the morning and open it and I feel lost. Actually it's at rare times like that that I wish you're here to talk me through things and tell me it's going to be ok. I sometimes suffer from blank page horror and it would be fantastic if you were here to be my muse. Still, I'll wait. Thankfully God gets me through that too.
I know you're not perfect, I don't expect you to be. But here's things that I've asked God to ensure are inherent in you; a working conscience, an honest mind, a prayerful spirit, a generous and kind heart, depth, a great sense of humour, and in all things, the ability to always talk and share your thoughts with me. These plus the blessed hustle and your greatness in bed.
I'm far from perfect myself. So I should warn you ahead of time. I sometimes procrastinate, I don't make my bed immediately I wake up, I won't always slave away by the stove in the kitchen, I'm bad at maths, I love junk food and I love snacking in bed, I do not know how to conceal my emotions. (Which is both a good thing and a bad thing, depending on the situation). I'm sure there are a few more but don't worry, you'll find out yourself, nothing you can't deal with though.
You should be pretty excited about me. I could be your best friend, I'll keep your secrets, I'll listen when you speak and I will be patient with you. In me you'll find someone who's committed to making you happy, someone who won't nag you, but if you give me a reason to, then hunny, I will nag you, with love. Lol. I will make those meals you love and for those I'm not familiar with, I'm very willing to learn. And yes, I will match that greatness in bed. Shhhh, I dare not say more, you'll find out in good time.
So, this is me just checking in, I hope you pray for me too. Tell God I need him to hear me and answer me, just tell Him that, He'll know what you mean.
I'm off to bed now. Have a good night sweetie. Tomorrow morning I shall once again pray for you. Yes, boo, although I'm not in a hurry to meet you I would prefer you make an appearance sooner rather than later.
Your future wife.