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15 People Share Their Wedding Night Story. Share Yours Too!



1. "My ex-husband sprained his ankle badly while drunkenly dancing with one of our bridesmaids. His parents came up to our hotel room later that night to check on him, because he was so swollen. Needless to say, the only moaning coming from our room was him ... moaning in pain!"

2. "My husband passed out from drinking on the bus ride to the hotel from the reception. I spent the night making sure he was okay and finally eating something after not eating all day."

3. "I guess that's the one advantage of having a dry, Mormon wedding -- we weren't too drunk to have sex!"

4. "We had sex, but I barely remember it, because I was hammered! Keepin' it classy."

5. "We got married in Vegas, so we had a great time at a club in our hotel. But after a whole night of dancing and toasting, we went back to our suite and passed out."

6. "We got into an argument, because a group of his friends got drunk since we had open bar and was being disruptive and rude and he thought I had asked them to leave our wedding. I didn't. We spent our wedding night in separate rooms."

7. "My husband got drunk on champagne and the sex sucked, and he passed out right afterwards. I spent the night watching TV. We are divorced now."

8. "The first thing we did was climb on the bed (tux and gown still on) and opened all of our cards to count our cash. Then, ordered pizza. Even though we had a buffet at the reception, we were still starving. We ate pizza in bed while watching TV. We did NOT consummate our marriage that night. We were way too tired!"

9. "I was six weeks pregnant and sick as a dog, so we got through the courthouse wedding, suffered through my mother taking us out to dinner, went home and went right to bed!"

10. "I put on some lingerie in an attempt to look nice. My husband was more excited about opening the envelopes and counting the money from the checks. He said, 'Don't feel obligated to have sex.' We were too tired anyhow and went to sleep."

11. "We had a morning ceremony and breakfast reception, so we went home afterwards, I had a nap, then I had to work the night shift. How about that for romantic? Hah."

12. "We almost burned the hotel down! I threw his shirt over the top of a lamp, then later, we went out for dinner. When we came back, the shirt was scorched, and the room smelled like burnt cotton."

13. "I was exhausted and one of my bridesmaids came in our suite to make a sandwich. Her husband then wanted a sandwich too, and I finally got the dress off and was almost asleep when the groom wanted to consummate our marriage. I'm pretty sure I slept through it."

14. "We spent our wedding night in the emergency room. Whoever set up the cake table didn't lock it in place properly, and it crashed on my foot."

15. "We got crazy drunk, but still managed to have a lot of fun getting it on. The next day we went [out] and came back to our room to find the cleaning service had been in the room to freshen things up for us and [put] all of our sex toys in a pile by the bed and covered with a cloth. I about died of embarrassment thinking of the staff donning rubber gloves and pincer-grasping each item and placing them carefully in a pile!"

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Stories: The Huffington Post. 
Photo credit: vansdollstreasures.blogspot.com


I've always known wedding nights are not as romantic as they're made to seem. I imagine the couple being too exhausted to consummate anything. 

Personally I think I'd fall into bed with a glass of vodka and soda with plenty ice, and have a nice long sleep. Sex can come later. 

What was your wedding night like? Do share with us. 

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  2. Sex on the wedding night, in reality, is a myth considering the physical exertion one goes through
    during the reception.

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  3. That's why u shouldn't plan a hectic wedding. Thelma, with the kinda wedding plan I have. There's gonna be enough time for the "Knacking"... I mean enough! Am not interested in all the Nigerian wedding buhaha! *Long hiss*

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  4. Mehn after the reception I was sooooooooooooooo tired, hubby and I even waited till the end and helped clear the hall (we didn't have to but we did) getting bk to the hotel we prayed first and cus we waited till wedding night I was sooo nervous I don't even know why but hubby wasn't even looking at my nervous face he rushed me Mehn chai....not romantic at all lol cus I was in pain, infact I was in.pain thru out the two weeks honeymoon and dreading sex for the most part. But yea that was how it went sha

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    1. LOL @ hubby wasn't looking at my nervous face. I had a good laugh.

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  5. And these are all why i NEED to have a small wedding! That way i would still have strength for "bizniz" biko!

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  6. We were tired, but after short naps, managed to get part one :)

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  7. Omo, wedding night was really good. We got to our room just before 12 (after all d washing of feet drama), gisted a bit (made promises to each other), got down on our knees in prayers and then had a fantastic love making session. 6 years later, I'm still loving this dude like that day. Remzy

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  8. Considering being over 16 weeks pregnant.. . my trad wedding night was the baba......hubby kept on saying "You are now my wife" like with passion and gusto......white wedding night was merely foreplay and calm lovemaking with a seaview.... good days...

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