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Female Orgasm. Anyone Care To Talk About It?

It's 1.30am and I should be getting some good sleep for the week ahead but hunger won't let me sleep and guilt won't let me eat. So I pinged a friend to chat and she tells me the most ridiculous thing ever. She says while having sex some days back she came and the bed was soaking wet, and she's been wondering why she peed during sex. I asked if she's considered the possibility that she squirted and she straight out told me that she does not believe in squirting.

Now if you don't know what I'm referring to by a woman squirting during sex then please skip this post. Don't google it o! I don't want to be the one responsible for teaching you "bad" things. Just keep it moving till I have another post. But for us who do, let's talk about it. 

I've asked a number of my female friends about squirting. Only one said she ever has and she says she didn't know how it happened but it was really intense. She also said it was unexpected and embarrassing as her partner thought that she peed and the bed was soaked in water.

However I read somewhere that the orgasm when squirting is no different than an ordinary orgasm. The only difference is the "water". 

Some people say squirting is a myth that only exists in x-rated movies. Others say it's pee resulting from loss of bladder control during orgasm. Yet science and those who experience it say it's not pee, they say it's clear, colourless and odourless just like water. Further research shows it's from the Skeens gland (the female version of the male prostrate) and is not urine although it's secreted from the urethra. Yet a few people say it's secreted from the vagina and not the urethra. Some say it's from both. 

It's rather obvious that female ejaculation is somewhat a mystery.

Do you believe that squirting is real?
Do you think squirting is just pee?
Have you ever squirted? If yes; 
what does it feel like? 
Did it have any odour? 
Was it embarrassing? 
Is the orgasm more intense when you squirt than when you don't? 


  1. Hmmm. Comments o! Squirters please come and gist us. I'm very curious about squirting. It has never happened to me but I hear it happens.

  2. never experienced an orgasm or squirted : ( ... would be nice

  3. I'm not sure if men are allowed to comment on this but who cares? Lol
    Squirting isn't a myth and it's the most intense of all orgasms, all women can squirting but only very few have ever experienced it because it takes a particular level of technique on the man's part and knowledge/comfort on the woman's part. Some women have almost experienced it but hold back because the think it's pee and they too embarrassed. The difference between pee and the liquid that's squirted is that it's odorless and also contains glucose. Pee has a distinct smell that's totally different from...lemme call it squice. Lol. Although both come from the urethra is almost impossible to urinate when your being stimulated and extremely aroused.
    I've been with girls who thought it was possible till I had to turn my mattress over cos it was soaked. It ranges from a few drops to mattress soaking quantity.
    Once a girl experiences it no other orgasm can give her the same intense satisfaction that squirting does.

    1. Hmmmn @steele, thats very informing, going by ur description, I beg to ask "how many times have u made a woman squirt?"

    2. Hmmm... knowledge born of experience. + with all the other fyn fyn qualities u don show here; remind me again why u'r still single eh o man of Steele? *tongue in cheek and runs away.

  4. Yhh its nt a myth,av experienced it just once and I̶̲̥̅̊
    was so shocked,dnt even know ow it came bout bt it was vewi normal.nd it aint pee @ all.avnt experienced it since den.

  5. Heard about it from a guy.

  6. Nwando, Are we guys free to comment here too?

    1. Yes. Why not? Of course. Please do. Feel free. Comment. Waiting for your comment. LOL

    2. OK....Here goes! Squirting doesnt just come as portrayed by the x-rated movies but that doesnt mean it doesnt happen! it's no myth. It requires a certain level of skill from the guy and total relaxation from the girl. I wont say i'm very good but I can coax it out without losing a beat.
      Squirting, really is a response to the stimulation of the area in the female genitalia known as the G-spot (yeah, that spot!). I must sound a note of warning though. If you have never felt it and you go into a roll-on-the-hay with that as your intention, it might not happen.

  7. I have squirted before and it's far from normal orgasm. It wasnt embarrassing and it felt like I wanted to come out of my body lol its not everyday tingz now. Yes it's colourless and odourless definitely not urine. Also the first time I used this little vibrating toy on my clit, I can't explain the sensation. So yea lool

    1. LOL @ coming out of your body. It's that serious? WOW.

  8. LOOL! Never heard about it, just asked my boyfriend and he explained in details. looool. I'm likely to be embarrassed though. *coversface*

  9. I did experience it but I didn't know how it came about. Can't really explain it. As I read comments, I wonder how some women can 'hold it in' because the few times I have experienced it, I couldn't explain how it came about.....But I can surely say that those were craaaaazy, no-holds-bare moments.

    1. nobody can hold it in!!! it's the same feeling when we guys have reached a point of no return and you want to hold it in. na lie o!

    2. I completely agree

  10. OK....Here goes! Squirting doesnt just come as portrayed by the x-rated movies but that doesnt mean it doesnt happen! it's no myth. It requires a certain level of skill from the guy and total relaxation from the girl. I wont say i'm very good but I can coax it out without losing a beat.
    Squirting, really is a response to the stimulation of the area in the female genitalia known as the G-spot (yeah, that spot!). I must sound a note of warning though. If you have never felt it and you go into a roll-on-the-hay with that as your intention, it might not happen.

  11. The pictures cracked me up lol

  12. LOL. Never happened to me before but I want it to.

  13. first timer here, loving this blog in its totality, hmmmm squirting is,,,,,,,,,, ahhh,,,,, uhmmmm,,,,,,, how do i discribe it? no words for it. you have to experience it to get it.

  14. I'M BAAACK! And what a topic 2 come back to! Hmm...Lets see how best to describe this; y'all remember the boiling pot vs champagne bottle picture Thel used in the last discussion abt orgasms? Well squirting is kinds like d champagne bottle of Os. U definitely feel like ur outa ur a great way! And it definitely needs u being with a good guy u feel great with for that to happen, but when it happens...lets just say the guy is a keeper *wink. Ziggy


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