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A WTF Moment. (Reader's Mail).



Please o I need ur advice cos I'm about to kill somebody's daughter I swear. The way I'm feeling now I no send at all. I'm not high o. I'm writing this with clear eyes. Ok help me judge, I met this balu baby mama of mine 3 years ago, Very beautiful babe, chick fine like miss Nigeria fine. yellow tall, Innocent but very willing to learn. I no even over toast her sef. She see confirm boy nah. YBNL level. Meaning yahoo boy no lappy. I'm rich and fresh like that boo.
So I taught her how to smoke and she got addicted. We started dating and became smoking partners. Breakfast weed, lunch weed, dinner SK. From there we graduated to doing the injection, taking pills. It was all fun until she born our son. Ok, we don Born. My girl still dey smoke with me.
We did our introduction last year and we decided we would stop smoking at least she would stop cause she's a mom now. But she refused. no Wahala o. I took my son and  I dumped her. No time mehn.

Then  I met this girl in February this year. God fearing, Ok looking, gentle and respectful. Perfect wife material and I want to marry her. But this igbo smoking, no pant wearing smello ex girlfriend of mine will not let us be. She's claiming I destroyed her life. I no force her smoke o. Na teach I teach her. 

She wants me to give her our son so she could train him but I doubt her ability and Me gan I ain't got time to train him cos I be small boy myself, I'm barely 25 sef and then unto Malay P, always traveling ish

Last week, She came with some boys to fight me and they took my son. I'm planning a revenge soon, I'm not too kin on training this boy, because I'm busy with other things at the moment.

Should I leave our son for her or just forcefully get him back and let this my new God fearing responsible girlfriend bring him up or better still send him to my iya Agba's (grandma) place where I grew up.  

I need advice from matured people on this blog. 30yrs and above. And if u dare abuse me, I will give u back sharply. No time.

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Ok guys, this is on Linda Ikeji's blog. I didn't make it up I promise, I couldn't have even if I tried. I have so many emotions running through my head and I can't believe an adult (yes a 25 year old MAN is a freaking adult) actually wrote this. Or maybe he was high on a mixture of all his drugs when he sent this mail. 

I want to analyse this but the matter tire me, maybe you can help?....

Comments

  1. I no fit shout

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  2. Very simple. Don't do drugs. Shikenah

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  3. haha..he already smoked his brain out..know who you are sleeping with..

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  4. Let me ROTF with laughter down to this guys house & conduct some tests cos he obviously has NO brain in his skull...

    The different THINGS people sleep with.
    May God bless & protect that baby from his high parents!

    Now he wants a GOOD girl? SMH

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  5. Looool. After spoiling somebody's daughter he is looking for a good girl. Thunder fire you there.

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  6. Whatever he is smoking has a good sense of humour cos that story is hilarious.

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