Just before I popped the pills last night (I'm still veeeeeery groggy) *Dee pinged and asked what I was up to. I deliberately had no plans, I had a terrible headache but with the right incentive and company I would have taken some analgesic and put my clothes on. I know we made vague plans for movies and dinner sometime but even I didn't feel like going to see a movie yesterday.
Then he calls and says a friend invited him to the Strip club and asked if I would like to come with. I said Heck No!!! He spent the next thirty minutes trying to persuade me. (During this period I popped the Panadol Night and knew without any doubt that I wouldn't be leaving the house for the next 12 hours at least.). He was almost becoming a nuisance and began to whine, he said it was a very exclusive strip club in Lekki phase 1, the strippers are "fresh", there'll be lots of drinks, there's great food, we'll have an awesome time, if I don't come then he wouldn't go....
I began to wonder:
Why would a man be going to the strip club with his boys and want to drag me along. (People always have this perception that I'm cool like that and that I "don't mind" but the first and last time someone took me to a strip club was the first and last time I slapped a man in the face!)
If he's really serious about us being in a relationship is the Strip Club and ideal place to take me to?
Is his request to take me to the strip club a sign of disrespect or a sign of fondness?
Will a respectable lady visit the strip club with her man?
will you go to the strip club with your boo?
have you gone to a strip club with your boo?
how did it go?
Men will you take your wife/girlfriend to the strip club with you (and your friends)?
Ladies if you visit a strip club with your man will you allow him get a lap dance from one of the strippers?
Even as the drug began to take effect and I began slipping into drug-induced unconsciousness I found myself wondering; Dee wants me to go to the strip club with him (and his friends), should I feel insulted or flattered?
How will you feel?
I've got friends who go to the strip clubs with their boos. The only time I tried it was probably the least pleasant experience I've had in a bar. I'm no prude yet a voice kept on repeating itself in my head saying uwa mmebi uwa mmebi uwa mmebi (the world has spoilt) for hours. Watching stark naked girls prance around, some in stages of self-titillation and self-pleasure, some doing this on their fellow strippers, all the numerous TV screens showing different pornographic movies... I honestly thought I would lose my mind and I ended up hitting & hating the guy who took me.