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The Most Outrageous Reader's Mail Yet!

Dear people of this great blog please I need your help. I'm tired of my life. Please if I die, someone should arrest my wife. Please I beg you. This woman is crazy, mad, stupid in fact it will never be well with all you Nigerian women that don't let your husbands rest in the house.

I'm a 48year old man, my wife is 39 that's if it's her really age because I dont trust her. We have been married for 16years and we have 4 lovely boys. And every day its one problem or the other. I don't beat my wife o, we fight physically. We wrestle like our lives depended on it. other women allow their husbands beat them and after wards still go and apologize to their husbands but my wife will fight me like a man.  

I cheat, most married men in Lekki do, in fact in Nigeria we all cheat.
I used to have many girlfriends until I met this young girl. Very beautiful girl. We've been dating for 6 months now. Yes I rented and furnished an apartment for her, that's where I relax when my mad wife attacks me in the house.
Just last week I don't know how this crazy woman got the address where my gf lives and went to beat her. Not only that she and her useless sisters, old hags that will not stay in their husbands house, put pepper in the innocent girl's vagina. Please is that fair, please help me judge.

I went home angrily and before I even confronted her she attacked me, held my balls. This is a mother of 4. I'm not even her mate. God, you women are devils and it will not be well with you.

Question is, is it time to divorce this woman. She might not let me see my boys if I did that. Please what's the solution. I love my girlfriend too much that I want to marry her and she's willing to be my wife. I'm just scared of losing my boys. 

OMG! By the way this mail was sent to Linda Ikeji's blog. I saw it and I was like No, my eyes alone cannot see this, y'all have to see it with me. A part of me wonders if this guy is for real, a part of me thinks he is. I hear similar stories on a weekly basis.

LOL @ putting pepper in the "innocent" girl's vagina. Ok, that is not even remotely funny, lord knows. But I couldn't hold my laughter. In fact the whole mail is hilarious!

If you ask me, there's nothing wrong with the wife. The husband has driven her to the point of madness with his cheating and philandering and now he's crying foul? Yeah right. 


  1. Both husband and wife are mad. So "all men cheat" has become a justification?

  2. Innocent mgbo! Virginia Odinkemere like her! Poor girl Emenenyi Nwoke! Can't stop laffing! The idiot has driven his wife nuts and wants the world to help...roflmfao!

  3. I think the story is a joke, but who knows..

    There is something wrong with the wife! Must she stay there and be living with the stress from a mad man? The man will not stop his philandering..what will be the end result the day the devil gives one of them the upper hand to kill the other?? Simple fight, somebody fell and hit hit the head against the wall or on the couch! Story goes on social media, trend for a while, case goes to court, somebody goes to jail or sentence to death. End of wahala, on to the next victim!

    I think they are both psychos! Can't they live apart if they cannot live together?? Or are they enjoying the wrestling??

  4. I think anyone sending a mail to Linda Ikeji to post just seeks attention rather than solution. By now, any blogger or blog visitor should know that comments on that blog are 90% childish and silly, so why lay your problems for blog visitors there to "help you solve"?

    1. Actually I even think Linda composes such mails herself to get more comments because these stories get very high traffic, and you're right Memphis, when I read the comments there I fear for the Nigerian youth and how bad our educational system become. Most of them can't read an article that's more than 5 lines without complaining that it's too long. When the youth can't read, what's the future of the country going to be?

  5. Memphis & Steele, I feel you joor! I don't believe any serious person above 35, married and male for that matter would go to LIB to seek for advice from LIBers who are mostly teenagers. If you read that story closely, you would detect that it was composed by a female. Men don't put their issues out like that. "Dear people of this great blog please I need your help. I'm tired of my life. Please if I die, someone should arrest my wife. Please I beg you. This woman is crazy, mad, stupid in fact it will never be well with all you Nigerian women that don't let your husbands rest in the house...." This is utter rubbish if you ask me

  6. Rotfl!! This story is too funny! They're both psychos. The woman and her sisters have "action"! LOL, the man is a fish! The young girl is even lucky it's just pepper, they should have mixed uziza, ehuru and scent leaf to the pepper!

  7. Looooooooool. wonders shall never end.

  8. R u for real?LMSAO

  9. ROTFLMSAO!!!!!!
    This is a HUGE joke! LIB has tried.
    It's impossible for this to happen, but if it did... the husband and wife are birds of a feather! they deserve each other....


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great chemistry between us.. hehehe both the covalent and
electrovalent bonds....

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with a packet of durex condom.
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