There are some Nigerian celebs who I'll give just about anything take catch a glimpse of what goes on in their real lives. These are my personal choices, thoughts and questions. When I see them some (naughty, weird, silly, etc) thoughts run through my head. See below:
Genevieve: Genny baby! Wouldn't you just like to know what goes on behind that veil of perfection and goodness. Genevieve is a beautiful woman, no doubt. Scandal and controversy free and everybody's sweetheart. But I don't think Genny is as innocent as she lets on. I think she's just very good at discretion (something I admire her for) and I would like to see the imperfect Genevieve. The one that she is when the camera isn't rolling or flashing. The Genevieve that comes out when no one is looking. To find out if her lifestyle (trips abroad, designer wardrobe, expensive cars, homes etc) is funded by her acting fees and endorsements, or just the same way it is for some of her not so discreet colleagues...
Toolz Oniru: It's no secret I love Toolz a great deal (although I thought she was a poor replacement for Zainab Balogun on The Spot, I just don't think she 'gelled' with that show... She didn't quite blend in). I want to see what it's like to live without any money worries, to belong to the upper class and yet have the perfect career and pay cheque. Most importantly I want to see what she and The Captain (Tunde Demuren) get up to. This may be a bit voyeuristic of me but I want to see what they look like when they make out (not have sex o! LOL), I want to watch and listen to their arguments and watch them quarel... I want to see Toolz in her natural element, know if she reads blog comments and know if she gets hurt by the comments calling her fat or a Whale. I'll also like to know if she's really a bitch as a couple of people who know her have said she is.
Linda Ikeji: This is probably the one I'm most curious about. I imagine Linda living inside her bedroom except on weekends. Going to bed at 3am, waking up at 6am, not brushing her teeth or taking her bath till about 5pm, not eating breakfast till 1pm. I imagine how she struggles to approve the several thousands of comments she gets on her blog daily, whether she shakes her head at the numerous immature comments which flood her blog these days, whether she feels bad when she reads the rude and insulting comments targeted at her. Does she get excited when a huge company wants to advertise and pays major cash or has it all become just a "normal thing" that she's become nearly indifferent? Who is her boo? How is her love life? When does she have sex? Does she keep her eyes glued to her laptop screen even when she's coming? Does she even want to get married? Won't it slow her down?
Ebuka Obi Uchendu: I wonder what it's like to be a 'fine boy' in the media where you're constantly in the spot light. I wonder if there are tons of girls on his case and how he juggles all of them. If he could be faithful in a relationship regardless of all the female attention he gets (I've seen Ebuka out on a few occasions and the ladies just love him. Once my friend had to go over and talk to him), or if he's a playa. I wonder what he's like in bed. I imagine a guy who's that good looking and vain to be a slouch in bed and expect you to do all the work, like ; hey, you're in bed with a catch like me, that's enough. What else could you possibly want? LOL.
Toyin Lawani/Trigakess: Do they relate like normal lovers do or does he treat her as he would an elder sister? Can he talk to her the way he would if he was dating someone his age or younger? Is he allowed to have other female friends? Does she feel insecure about the age difference and when they're out does she worry about some sultry skinny 19year old with pink pouty lips catching his eyes? Does he really love her? Is it possible?
So hey, this is my list. Yeah I know even if they have reality shows I won't see all these things I so terribly want to see but a girl is allowed to dream, yes? These are the questions that run through my mind when I see these people, they're are the thoughts and questions formed in my head before I even have any control over them. If you're wondering why I'm so concerned about their sex lives, I don't know either, probably just trying to live vicariously, or maybe I'm just a little twisted. Who knows? LOL.
Which celebrity's reality TV show would you like to watch, and why?