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(A not so funny) Joke Of The Day on Sex and The Wife.


The text from the picture below is suppossedly an extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the 50s or 60's to help women to enjoy sex with their husband and keep their home.



It reads:


Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly. If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work.

Encourage your husband to pursue his hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach. If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these, as women's interests are often rather trivial compared to men's.

At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs. Your husband's breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion.

When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. 

Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. 

Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. 

You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

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However the actual source of this text and the authenticity thereof is yet to be verified. 

What's your take on this? How much difference are things now from the way they used to be? Really think about it. 

Just this afternoon I experienced sexism at its worst and it left me feeling baffled, saddened and cheated. And to think that some female(s) actually assisted in perpetuating it, because 'a man is more superior' was all the more baffling. I was speechless, still am. 

I stole the text from Myne Whitman's blog; www.romancemeetslife.com  (This is the second time today. I know.... *covers face*.) 

Comments

  1. Ko jor. That's all I have to say

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  2. It will be a joke in 2014 but probably fits the lifestyles of many married folks back in those days. On that basis, I find nothing wrong with it.
    In the year 2080 AD, the world would probably be mostly inhabited by gay people and being straight could be viewed differently. Hope you get the gist? Whatever was done back in the days fits the prevailing circumstances of the time.

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  3. Hahaha I just can't...... Oshisco

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  4. Dts hw dis afternoon my brother told me dat am a girl so I should 4get masters and just look 4 a job and work...I mean wat d actual fuck..am so ashamed dt my blood brother said dat...don't know d kind of mentality he has....mehn...am jst tired of pple putting women down all d time..so fucking annoying..because sum1 is female she shuldnt further her education...God ppunish satan.mtchwwwww

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  5. Should your husband suggest congress.... Ha! It sounds like a man wrote it but I am pretty sure a woman did. Forget about you and your needs because you are nothing.

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  6. Chei, I have laughed so hard my tummy is red.... this is worse than basketmouth & Bovis jokes put together oh!!!

    This person described is even worse than the wives in the days of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob!!!
    WTH

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  7. Lol its funny but then again, not so funny. But really, I think girls have it tougher sadly. Even among the very highlr educated parents, u still have many who take the boy child more seriously and favour them over and above the girl child. That really scares me. So its defo sumthin that has really eaten deep into society. But this article above tho, bullocks to me cuzz it means the womans feelings and opinions don't count. That shdnt be.

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  8. wonderful................

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  9. it hasn't one bit. my bf n I had a date yesterday. we were supposed to go somewhere n have fun. but he called to cancel as a relation of his is really sick n needs his help. i kindly accepted n rescheduled my weekend.only for him to cal me n tel me we could meet tomorrow n spend d rest of d weekend together. when i declined as i already had something important lined up,he flew into anger saying am ambitious,am miss dis,am miss dat n i'm allowing our relarionship to suffer. i just ignored him. d tin s dat so he is allowed to be busy n i'm not? according to him if we get married,is this how i'll b too busy for d home? well,i'm still busy with my schedule(meetings n seminars). he just has to swallow his chauvinism n accept me dis way. afterall,i didnt complain when he dropped his bombshell. just wondering wen we'll ever achieve gender equality.

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    1. Gender equality? When even the holy books clearly discourage it? We have a really long way to go with that and I wonder if we will ever get there.
      -F

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    2. it's what i always say, are we gonna ever get there?

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  10. I should not moan load? When even goat dey shout gaaan when doing it.
    This piece must have been written in the 17th Century prim and proper england.
    Should my husband suggest congress? Which one is dis one ni?
    Anyway, the piece was hilarious.

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  11. I want to think that the book would be a classic then because as at then, women were mostly full-time house wives and husbands made absolute financial provision for the families. The only 'job' the women had was attending the needs of members of the family albeit 'robotically'. Didn't most of our mothers/grandmothers pass through these?

    Things are however changing now (not changed as we still have some men who have 'colonial mentality'). I cannot contribute to the family purse (even if it is disproportionately) and be expected to do all those. Roles are changing.......
    -F

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  12. This extract is a written narration of Julia's Robert's Monalisa Smile. Where high school students were encouraged to get married, make sure dinner was ready at five and so on. And their utmost desire was to own their own kitchen and washing machine, like say na ambition.
    ''Encourage your husband to pursue his hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach. If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these, as women's interests are often rather trivial compared to men's.'' In otherwords, you live and breathe through your husband after marriage, and your own hobby has to be little. Abi I never moan ni.

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  13. I am amazed by you ladies antagonistic utterances to this lovely write up and i am sorry to say that this is why we have so many divorces now compared to the olden days. My advice to you ladies is that please follow this advice and you will have a peaceful home and a husband that will adore and worship you.

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