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A Short Story (TTRWT)- By BBB Smiles




I wake up everyday to the same routine.*wake up,say my prayers,get ready for work run to the bus-stop to get a commercial bus,get to work.work work work, lunch,answer to verbal or e-query (depending on my ogaz mood) till COB. Again I have to go through the stress of trekking down to the bus-stop even though I need the exercise as am a size 16 but the fact that I trek these roads everyday and I am yet to meet the man of my dreams is discouraging*I thought they said Mr right could either be at your place of Work,Church, Club, Gym, Pool, Wedding or on the road to all of these places?*(I wonder where mine has wandered to)

 Anyway on this particular morning, I woke up and decided to change everything about me and that included; loosing weight (even though I knew  that would take some time and not kidding myself), changing my hair style and getting a low pokello cut (willing to take the risk), changing my wardrobe,(even though i do not have so much in my account *FAITH lol), get my teeth whitened(smile Jesus loves you) and lastly change my environment(on a HAILAND thinz lol).

I call my friend and intimate her of my plans(looking for someone to hold responsible if my plans don't fall through) and as usual she thinks it a GREAT idea(did I fail to mention this friend of mine will never say or do anything to oppose me?)well that was the confirmation I needed. Whoooop! I jump off the bed to start executing the "NEW ME"project and then i heard it "krkrkkrkrk" what was that? i asked myself and immediately I knew the answer when I could not move my leg; I had sprained my ankle in the whole excitement.

the next few weeks got me limping on crutches and guess what people? my singly handsome doctor finds the "NEW ME" sexy and wants to go on a date with me once I feel up to it.So all I needed to get a man's attention all this while was a sprained ankle?funny init?
Well, am much better now and will be going on my 1st date with my doctor friend (though he is been asking me for a relationship on my sick bed and we have kinda grown fond of each other over the weeks I spent in the hospital and boy is he generous to a fault)
If he happens to propose to me on this 1st outing of ours(in my dreams .lol) DO I SAY YES,DO I SAY NOOOOOOOOOOOO?

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What if he proposes to you on the first date??? Put your clutches on your head and RUNNNN.

Comments

  1. Kinda funny.....

    Say yes na

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  2. Chei, BB U are not well oh. If U sprained ankle to get a date, then u go break head to get proposal oh. I wee even hold the hammer for U... LOL
    Biko have fun jaree, keep us updated...

    Very Funny story.

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  3. Thank Thel,
    will send in the part2 shortly.hmnnnnnnnn! YOU DONT WANNA KNOW

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  4. BBB..let me wait till after ur date Before I come and comment,have fun babes

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  5. Interestingly Funny! lol.

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