Dear June, I said Please just to be polite. I declare that you will be good to me. *Wink*
May was a pretty Ok month. Now June, you've got to be better than just OK. There are a number of things I'll like to leave behind in May and these are a few of them:
1- Average finances. If there's one thing I'm certain of its that I've got the power to create wealth in the palms of my hands. So Nwando... let's get to it, shall we? June be good!
2- Advances from the married. Ok now this one I just have to be over and done with. There was a time in my life when I was younger that only married men ever got on my case. My friend Mosunmola said I had to pray about it. Others said it was my frame that attracted older/married men. That period came to an end thankfully but this May that just passed had a lot of that. Some days ago it took some strength of will not to cry. Why are all the men showing me love married? Why can't a single guy (that I actually like) be this expressive? Why is it easier for married men to ask for my number than it is for single guys? Speaking of married men, last night I went to the grocery store and this onuku kept on following me around. When I got to the till he came and stood behind me and the eejit was so rude "what is ya name?" He blurted. I turned back and he was with a kid. I faced forward and a minute later madam came and joined him and then they moved away to the next till. Can you imagine that? First of all I think I feel insulted that I looked like the sort of person who won't mind exchanging contacts even though I know you're not only married, but that your wife and kids are around. Secondly, how a man can be so disrespectful to his wife beats me.
3- Unhealthy eating. That's self explanatory. It sucks that I never have appetite during the day then at night I crave either excessively sugary pastry or very greasy food.
A few others but they're a bit too personal and may cause a bit of trouble so.... What will you like to leave behind in May?