A while back I got a call that went like this;
Her: Did you go for Tayo's wedding?
Her: Have you seen the wedding pictures?
Me: No, why, are they on Facebook? What's up?
Her: I don't think so o! Hmmm, if you see her husband....
Me: Haaaa!!! He's hot?
Me: Seriously? How?
Her: The guy is not it at all. You know your gateman, that your gateman
Her: Your gateman is finer than him!
Me: ahn ahn... Actually my gateman isn't that bad
Her: I know, your gateman is finer than him by farrrr. The guy looks... Fucking hell! He looks like a beggar
Her: if you see the shoes he wore, on his own wedding.... The shoes have finished chopping
Her: Seriously. When *Tosin sent me the pictures I told her maybe he's just all these rich kids that don't have any sense of style or anything. But she said is a lie o! Rich ke? They said he doesn't have anything. Everybody is saying it's like he jazzed Tayo.
Her: it's like when I saw *Funmi's husband... I even thought that one was bad. Till I saw this one
Me: but there's nothing wrong with Funmi's husband na *genuinely confused*
Her: I know, but back then na... Funmi Williams! That's not the kind of person we imagined a whole Funmi Williams will end up with. But her husband is a king compared to Tayo's husband. Kai! I wish your BB is good I would have sent you his picture
Me: oh well...
Her: I honestly can't believe my eyes. I honestly think the guy must have jazzed her. She can't be that desperate to marry na that she decided to marry that one. No, Nwando you need to see him to understand.
Me: Na wa o!
I had an incoming call so I had to go.
I won't lie I've gone on Facebook to check if Tayo has uploaded her wedding pictures. I can't believe her husband is as bad as they say he is. These are my friends from Queen's College and oh well... I really dunno what to say.
When a guy talks to me about marriage I inadvertently imagine our pictures up on Facebook and my friend's expressions or reactions. Would it be, "Hmmm, her husband isn't bad at all" or "Jesos! What did she marrrrrry?". I always thought it was all in my head but with this phone call I can see that I haven't been delusional, people do chat crap. People talk!!!
My friend and informant is married as well, she's married to a fine guy but I'm sure even she knows that there's more to life than marrying a TDH guy. Ok o! My lips are sealed. I'm not sure what the purpose of this post is but... So now when I'm getting married I have one more thing to worry about; what will my friends say about my husband?
*Any Ex QC girl who asks me any question should not expect to get an answer.*