Praying My Fat Away!

This isn't a poem, it's just that after what just happened my brain seems to have shifted sideways...

I tried

The insanity workout

Last night 

After looking at me

In the mirror

I said I had to do

Something. 

2 minutes in and

I said

god punish Shaun T. 

What kind of

Punishment is 

This

?

But I tried one more time

Sweat pouring 

Down my face. 

Then I stopped. 

What to do?

*sigh*

And dieting is no 

Longer as easy as

It used to 

Be. 

Insanity is obviously for

The insane. 

I'm sane. 

Then a lightbulb went up

In my head. 

Eureka!

Is there anything too difficult for The Lord?

Hahaha!

I'm going to pray my fat away.

I'll eat white bread with peanut butter 

and jelly, chocolates and 

cookies for breakfast

I'll have ice cream for brunch.

I'll have pounded yam and egusi 

For lunch. 

I'll have brownies for desert 

And wash it down with a bottle 

Of coke. 

I'll take a nap afterwards

For dinner at 9 I'll

Have fried yams and omelet 

And and toast spread with

Nutella to gauge it, then

Wash it down

With Horlicks and milk

just to ensure

That I sleep sweet and sound. 

And when I wake in the morning

I'll do it all over again. 

And I'll have nothing

To worry about,

I'll simply 

Pray my fat away!

.....

Ok, I'm done dreaming

Tomorrow I'll repeat 

Insanity workout 

Day 1 

Again

I'll do it for as long as

I need to

Till I can do it without 

Falling flat on my

Face and refusing 

to get up. 

But even while

I do that,

Maybe.... just in case 

You know,

Because I do believe 

In miracles,

There's one thing 

I 

Won't give up on,

I'll still

Pray my fat away. 

Just in case...

Seriously guys this isn't a bad idea, is it?

My fellow orobos what say you? Let's join hands and agree together that our fat mysteriously and miraculously melt away. Amen.