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Saturday Sturves...(Visits, Respect and Orgasm in a Cup).

I went through Saturday feeling rather stoned as a result of sleep-deprivation, unfortunately I still couldn't stay home and get some sleep. First off I had to run errands for the parents, then go and see my favourite couple and then go to see my brother who lives in the same estate briefly and then... Ok, one thing at a time.

So I went to see the couple. He was one of my closest friends in University; you know those friends that you make from that first week of your 1st year and you guys become friends forever, almost like siblings? He's that friend. She was the boo he started dating in our class halfway through university and today they're adorably married. As I sat in their living room I had so many thoughts run through my mind; what does it feel like to be married? How does it feel different from dating? Do things get more exciting or do they tend to get less exciting knowing that well 'we're together forever anyways'? What happens on lazy weekends when there's nowhere to go and nothing to do but just to stay at home for the whole weekend alone together? Is it fun/tiring/boring/exciting? How does it feel to feel so 'grown up'? Is sex more exciting as a married couple than it is when a couple is just dating? Questions questions questions...
     It was a pleasant visit, and yes, he complained that wifey is hooked on Thelma Thinks and now I'm making her ask him about Fetishes (@ the last post). Haha! (Nwamaka & Obi I love you guys. May God bless your marriage, your home and make all your dreams a beautiful reality. Amen). 

After I left the new home of the newly weds I was driving out when I remembered I'd planned to stop over briefly at my brother's place just on the next street. It was a very brief visit. When I was leaving CGN walked me to my car, opened his wallet and gave me some money, seeing as the first thing I did when I got there was to whine about being broke (whoop whoop! Thank God for beta siblings!) and said goodbye. But just before I left I could see he wanted to tell me something so I waited to hear him
out. He said "*Ada complained that you''re not a very, err, very outgoing person, that you're not friendly and you make it difficult for people to talk to you...that everytime we come to the (my) house you never smile or try to talk to're always... And you don't greet her or talk to her. So anyway please just try and..." Immediately I got upset and pointed out to CGN that everytime they came through I always had to be the one to greet her first or try to be friendly with her while she gave rather stiff responses. Then I asked him "just now that I came to your house, was I not the one who said hello first, was I not the one who said goodbye when I was leaving?". This quiteted him as he thought about it; indeed I was. And I pointed out it's always that way. But that is not the issue. First off you are dating my brother; shouldn't you be the one trying to be nice to me, shouldn't you be the one being polite and being friendly? I'm just wondering and asking because I've dated guys too and I know how I treat their family members, I go out of my way to be friendly/pleasant/outgoing/nice even when I don't feel like it. It's just the way things are done, no?
       Secondly, besides the fact that you're dating my brother you're also years younger than I am, and still I'm to be the one to come and make friends with you? I find it irksome because I always have to be the one extending a hand of friendship and courtesy, never waiting to be greeted before I greet her, but I never complained to my brother about it because all that doesn't matter, what matters is that she makes him happy, that they're both happy. 
       So I was quite upset with my brother who happens to be one of the people I'm closest to in the world. I was upset that he didn't take the time to think about it and point out to her that I'm his sister who also happens to be older than she is, and as such is the one deserving of that respect and courtesy. But then I'm actually torn between being angry with him and admiring him for speaking up for his boo. Isn't that what every woman wants?
        In fairness to her though, I hear people who don't know me too well think I'm unfriendly and unapproachable, which isn't helped by the fact that I'm pretty much straight-faced half the time. So her aspersions (for the lack of a better word) may actually be justified. 

After the chat with my brother which ended with him saying "You women sha..." in that tone of resignation men have when they realize that they don't and can never understand women, I left in a hurry in order to make the 5pm engagement. It was to be the service of songs for my former classmate's dad (rest in peace, Sir). Knowing how bad the traffic would be I should have stayed at my brother's for a few more hours and wait till it abated but on her status she said it was to begin at 5pm promt and it was already a few minutes away from 5. After sitting through the grueling traffic I finally got to her estate by about 6pm and then I called Yoko whom I was certain would be at the place to ask for directions. Yoko answered her phone and told me that the service of songs was on Friday not Saturday. Ouch! I don't know how I got that wrong, I really really wanted to be there. 

I left the estate and realized I was craving Cold Stone ice cream, no guys, I didn't fight the temptation, for a few personal reasons I felt like I really deserved it, so off I went to get my ice cream with a cone crushed into it and my favourite nuts and toppings, this can easily take the place of love and sex in a person's life! However on getting home I'd lost interest in my cup of orgasm and I gave it away. 

So that pretty much sums up Saturday. It's 6am, I've been up since 3am, I probably should be thinking about church. But first I'm going back to bed. 

Just in case I don't make it for mass please say a prayer for me and all the Thelma Thinks readers. Have a beautiful Sunday guys! 

And it just started raining! This must be a sign that God wants me to get more sleep. (Goodnight peoples). 


  1. Tee the beautiful lady with a beautiful heart gd mrnin. I've still not forgiven u for abandoning us yesterday.

  2. LOL... Thelma Nwando Oando... Kai.
    When I read ur posts, I literally close My eyes & imagine u vividly talking to me & it's makes me laugh Harder!!!

    But ur Brothers babe should please step up her game oh, She's dating ur elder bro doesn't mean she's also older than U (since u say she's younger). But T, if she's the Keeper then just try to be hyper active when around her so she'll feel free, she may just be intimidated & she could be a Real friend, please darling...

    Heading out to Our Special Assembly with My Whole Fam!!!
    Feeling Super Duper Great today!

    Remain Blessed U'all. Kisses&Hugs...

  3. I'm in bed like you. God forgive us all. Happy sunday y'all

  4. My elder bro's wife to be is same way but like u said, provided she makes my brother happy and they love each other, wats my own, i dont even live in d same state as them, so how many times ll i even see her.

  5. My elder bro's wife to be is same way but like u said, provided she makes my brother happy and they love each other, wats my own, i dont even live in d same state as them, so how many times ll i even see her.

  6. Oh ye PAGANS. ....Awaken from your slumber and proceed to the presence of the most sex in marriage is the same ....Just that it is guilt free and after sometime u guys stop going at it like crazy children....As for your brothers "wife", I feel she needs a lil talking next time she comes around tell her you heard from ur bro what she said and make her understand that u make an effort and she should too...cos the truth is your brother loves you too and the fact that he talked to u about it means he will only be happy when you guys are happy with each other.....long for the coldstone All I can say is yum!

    1. Gelo, I said Girlfriend, I didn't say Wife. #okbye.

  7. Yh,I cld do with a similar orgasm

  8. Thelma I love ur lips! As for le girlfriend, respect is reciprocal. Marriage can be boring sometimes o! Like those weekends ur in the house Friday to Monday, sometime you won't have anything to say to each other.

  9. Thelma da bebe! Fine gurl.
    Oh how I crave Coldstone ice cream right now!

  10. We love you too Thelma! Nwamaka

  11. If she's younger and she's dating ur brother she shld be sucking up to you, not complaining. SMDH!

  12. From reading the post, the first thing that came to my mind is that she just bit u to reporting to your brother. She knows what she has been doing and went to point out her own acts to your brother as yours before you do.
    Thelma you are beautiful.

  13. Waoh! from the first time i started reading this blog i felt i know this Thelma/Nwando person and that made me started looking for her pix until i got this... i remember you from our days in Bagauda... lol... you are doing a very good job here. am so glued to your blog


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