*Alarm goes off.
Wait, what? It's morning already?
Nah, not possible. I must have set the alarm wrong.
Oh. I didn't? Well the time on this phone must be wrong.
Oops, the clock agrees with it though...
Hmm so it's morning already.
But why do I really need to workout?
I mean, they say your weight is 70% what you eat.
Yeah well, I guess I'll just have to eat less today.
But damn I ate so much yesterday. I really should get off the bed
Ok... Getting up.
What if while running I get hit by a car?
You know it's still early and these early morning drivers are still sleepy.
I really don't think I should go and run this morning.
Also what if I trip on something and fall?
What if I get kidnapped?
What if I get a very important call when I'm out, you know I don't run with my phone.
What if I'm meant to have a revelation in my dream when I continue sleeping,
What if that dream is the message I've been asking God for?
You see, that's how I will miss my life-altering revelation,
I'll miss it just like that?
Just because I went to run.
Not worth it jor, I'll sleep some more.
But wait, so if I don't workout now, when will I?
I've been putting it off and the pounds are piling up
Everyday I say tomorrow.
I really should get up.
Ehn... But wait first...
You know if you don't get your full sleep now you'll be cranky during the day
And when you're cranky you'll eat too much to make yourself feel better
And weight loss is 70% what you eat
So isn't that counter-productive?
Thelma think! Be wise.
What's the point in going to burn 300 calories just to consume 3000 afterwards?
Yeah, I better sleep.
Don't worry we'll go to the park in the evening,
It's even more fun and T.U could join you
But wait I've got plans this evening
I have a meeting at 7, and drinks afterwards with Yomi
Oh wow, I can't miss that date, Yomi is so dreamy.
Dreamy... I'm already beginning to dream, it could be the revelation
We'll workout tomorrow, I'll just go to bed earlier tonight.
I really want to sleep,
Life is too short to deprive myself of the little pleasures biko,
Tomorrow comes. You want to know what happens?
Read from the top again.
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