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ImPerfect Moi! (If you could...)

My question is in two parts. 

A) If you could change 3 things about yourself what would they be?
B) If you could change 3 things about your significant other what would they be?

3 things about myself I wish I could change: 

1. Slow metabolism: this is the one thing about me I dislike the most. Other people can eat what I eat and be just fine, but me, I'm sure to gain weight. So I literally have to eat less than most people otherwise I will blow up like a balloon. 

2. Impatience: sometimes I react too soon. I wish I could change the speedy reflexes in my tongue that could make me tell off someone in the worse possible manner without first thinking of their feelings. Or be able to actually sit still and wait for something without blowing a fuse. 

3. Procrastination: ironically, I sometimes wait till the last minute to act. I could leave things till the 11th hour if I knew I could get away with it. 

4. (Sorry, added bonus). Body parts: I've always wanted bigger boobs and butts. 

I don't have a SO so I won't bother answering part B. 

LOL. Goodnight guys. Have an awesome week ahead. 


  1. 1)My boobs,i want a bigger one + i am both slim n petite,people keep telling me its good but i want to grow taller n add a teeny-weeny weight(T,don't mind me)
    2)I am super fast in everything i do,whatever name it,including my walking steps and most times people see as someone who's always on the rush.
    3)I share #2 with you T.
    And...i don't have a So.Have an awesome week too

  2. 1.I want big boobs, ass that goes along with the boobs....just a perfect 'figure eight' to die for body that will serve as a head turner.
    2.I want to change my eyes joorh. I'm always looking drunk or looking like I've had codeine and weed together. This chinco eyes.
    3.I'm too fast jere. Impatient with everything. I don't think before acting. I think after I'm reaping the fruit of my impatience.

    BTW, I know we have trashed this issue on this platform severally but I still sometimes feel God is partial even when I know he isn't. There's this girl we are doing same course. She's 17yrs going on 18. She's not that fine but she uses the best things--clothes, bags... We became close and I see big guys call her. One man will just call her and dash her 50k. Latest is, she said she was going out on Saturday and she called later to say "she's been given a car". Hian...un4tunately, she doesn't know how to drive though she has started learning. The guy is teaching her. In the midst of all this, I keep wondering where I am and what I'm doing. Why can't I get such favors? I REFUSE TO BE JEALOUS!!!

    1. Lol...tell her to borrow u her powder or lipgloss

    2. Your right Sasha, she won't even try borrowing you.

    3. Lol. I would not like to believe that as well.

  3. God pleaassssseee helpppp reduce my boobs, I want moderate boobs, that's all I ask for.

  4. 1. I sometimes allow people's opinion change my resolve. Of course they are pepole close to me but it kills me sometimes to allow their opinions dictate to my mind.

    2. I scream a lot at my kids. I am trying very hard to control it but it's difficult not screaming especially since I made up my mind to stop beating. Part B: I sometimes speak in a voice slightly higher than normal especially when I am excited or in a (friendly) argument.

    3. Procastination.


  5. LOL. Ruby I don talk am say I go beat u one day. Biko commot ya eye der ni....

    For Me. I'll change,
    1: My procrastination. I need to do things when I say I will. Though they aren't very important things. Lol
    2: I need to love less. When my heart is with someone, I can do anything & everything but since they always trample on it, i'll prefer feeling less.
    3. I don't want Ulcer anymore. I miss my Baileys, milk & ice. Kai. God please I'm sorry for starving few years back to be slim & maintain that killer figure for pageantry & modelling. #sobs

    NO SO, hence no answer.

  6. 1. My procrastinating habit: need to do things i'd say will do e.g been keeping my Professional Exam thing at bar for a year now. High time I sit up and get enrolled for the next diet while gunning for other degrees.
    2. My impatient: Have no patience for queues and quick to get pissed. Lord, I ask for your Grace to be more patient.
    3. Can be overly worried which affects, stresses & weigh me down. That's one main thing I need to change about me so fast before I develop HBP (God forbid) but dang....I just worry too too much. It saps my strength, affects my health. Seriously working on that.
    4. Praying for years to be healed of Asthma. Cant eat certain foods/fruits/drinks or do what every other person does. It saddens me much, sometimes, during my Me Time, I cry alone, asking God why me? Will I ever go one day without using an Inhaler or taking medications? it drives me mad. Truly, the saddest persons seems the happiest to the outside world and it kills me when I know am struggling with a respiratory issues yet am perceived as the happiest girl to those around. I need Your Healing Power please Lord,


  7. I guess I could find things to talk about, but you know what? Just like Oprah said, me and this body have been through so much together, and all I can say is God bless me and this body!

  8. - wider hips
    - more outgoing and tolerant
    - less athletic legs.
    Yup... those definitely would make my top three things to alter if I could.

  9. I want my short fuse replaced with a long one but still don't want to hold grudges.
    My voice is too loud when I am excited (happy or angry)
    Too carefree, I simply don't care as long as it is not money.

    My SO
    Her temper can fry bean cake
    She need to work, I am tired of working too
    She need to know how to cook local food, spaghetti no be food.

  10. I need a few more inches like I need a ferrari as a birthday present.Seriously can I please be taller? Two,i need a flat tummy and the sit-ups have not generated the expected result,too soon? Maybe I should start wearing a Corset, yes,no?
    I wish I was more Outgoing.....

  11. I want to care less or worry less bout what the future holds and just live in the moment(now)
    My aka christian mother arms
    Would really love to be spontaneous,crazy,naughty


  12. Procrastination
    Less non-nonchalant
    And maybe a little less inconsiderate.

  13. I need to love more
    I get so impatient with people and that makes me give up on people a lot(not good)
    I wish I could care a little about what people think/feel about me( in the scheme of things I don't give a rats ass about anybody's opinion) sometimes it hurts those around me, and their hurts (I don't care much about either)
    As for my body/face/looks I won't change a damn thing.
    Change pre-conceived notions its so not right to pre-judge people based on the fat that in hindsight I have razor sharp intuition about people.


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