Do you guys watch Ebony Life?
Watching Ebony Life has become a kind of sport for some of my friends and I. In actuality we didn't purposely intend for it to be one, but when we're together and someone turns the channel to 165 (Ebony Life) you can be sure that the bitchin' will most definitely begin.
These are the regulars on the EL Bitchin' Menu:
General Complaints and Lamentations of how fake the station is.
Why does everyone have phoneh?
Wow, Dolapo Oni is tiny tho..
Why is Lamide's mouth so big?
I actually like Lamide's mouth (I'm constantly 'defending' Lamide's lips)
That Ekeng behaves one kain... Like something that draws, like okra soup (her words not mine)
There's just something about him, he's kinda feminine. (That's me)
Ebuka is aging o!
Is Ebuka shagging any of the girls on The Spot?
Please these people are too fake jor.
Why is this one talking like an ant and what accent is this? (referring to Vanessa Abdullahi, who's no longer on Ebony Life)
Why is Toolz afraid to stand up, what is she hiding?
Toolz is aging o!
Zainab has very kissable lips (That's me *covers face*)
*Yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn* (When EL Now comes on. Nothing personal but we've already read all the gist on blogs...like a week ago.)
These people don't have any gist abeg (referring to EL Rated. We all love Chigul but that show *cough*)
Mo Abudu has really done well sha.
Please what's with all the gra gra in that advert? All for Fayrouz. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeww.
Dolapo must not be happy about Toke Makinwa being on the show; Toke is really overshadowing her.
Please why do all the same actors and actresses act in all the movies on Ebony Life?
What's the real idea behind Fattening Room?
Please who even watches this channel? These people are too fake!
Hia! Wetin concern agbero with overload? This channel na for pesin wen don chop belleful. (When asked if someone watches Ebony Life).
How much are these girls paid to act like fools on National TV (the
groupies fans on Tracy Nwapa's reality access on the episodes with Davido and Vector).
Tracy's boobs tho...
I like that Cynthia Kamalu sha...(Me)
Why does Zainab never talk? She's just on the show as eye candy?
Oreka is gorgeous.
Dr Lanre Olusola.... Hmmmm..... Stop 'hmmmming'. He's married.
People have orishirishi relationship problems sha...
LOL. This is random but hey... Oh, and BTW I kinda like Ebony Life TV.