I overheard a very weird conversation yesterday, made me ask myself the weirdest things that have happened to me. Three come to mind.
Just after my final year, one afternoon in Enugu I went to a salon to get my lashes fixed when I saw this good looking corporately dressed guy walk towards me. When he got to me, to my surprise he stopped briefly and said "Nwando I was one of those who overestimated you in this town". It took about 5 seconds for those words to register. Was he talking to me? Err, he called my name. So yes. He was "one of those" who "overestimated" me? By the time I turned back I didn't see him again. Those words still haunt him; so some people felt I'd been overestimated? To be overestimated means that you have disappointed, means that you have fallen short of people's expectations? Who were these people? I don't know. But it still hurts.
One afternoon in secondary school, during siesta before afternoon prep I fell asleep, something I rarely did. When I slept I had a dream in which about three major things happened. That evening as I went for prep those three things happened, in the same sequence as it did in my dream, with the same people, and the exact words. Weird.
Nothing like that has ever happened since then.
About four years ago I went to Port Hacourt with my friends Osayi and Onyinye. One afternoon at Happy Bite mall one old man kept on following me up and down. It was my friends who noticed the well-dressed gray haired man who's eyes seemed glued to my bum. As he came close to me by the counter he stood behind me and pressed against me and he was hard! I turned back and this old man just kept looking ahead straight faced (LOL). I moved and he moved with me, still rubbing up against my behind. Then I turned and looked at him and he moved away, but he didn't leave. When we got our food and went to eat he came and sat at a table close to us. And guess what, all through he stared right at me stroking his erection through his pants. Shortly after he got up and rushed to the toilet, to "clean up" I suppose. My friends thought it was hilarious. I thought it was weird.
LOL. These are three weird things I remember happening to me. I remember a few more but they're a bit too weird and I'm not ready to answer questions this night. Haha!
Have you ever had any weird experiences? Has something happened to you, something you couldn't explain? Please share.