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Weirdest Things Ever!






I overheard a very weird conversation yesterday, made me ask myself the weirdest things that have happened to me. Three come to mind. 


Just after my final year, one afternoon in Enugu I went to a salon to get my lashes fixed when I saw this good looking corporately dressed guy walk towards me. When he got to me, to my surprise he stopped briefly and said "Nwando I was one of those who overestimated you in this town". It took about 5 seconds for those words to register. Was he talking to me? Err, he called my name. So yes. He was "one of those" who "overestimated" me? By the time I turned back I didn't see him again. Those words still haunt him; so some people felt I'd been overestimated? To be overestimated means that you have disappointed, means that you have fallen short of people's expectations? Who were these people? I don't know. But it still hurts. 


One afternoon in secondary school, during siesta before afternoon prep I fell asleep, something I rarely did. When I slept I had a dream in which about three major things happened. That evening as I went for prep those three things happened, in the same sequence as it did in my dream, with the same people, and the exact words. Weird. 
Nothing like that has ever happened since then. 


About four years ago I went to Port Hacourt with my friends Osayi and Onyinye. One afternoon at Happy Bite mall one old man kept on following me up and down. It was my friends who noticed the well-dressed gray haired man who's eyes seemed glued to my bum. As he came close to me by the counter he stood behind me and pressed against me and he was hard! I turned back and this old man just kept looking ahead straight faced (LOL). I moved and he moved with me, still rubbing up against my behind. Then I turned and looked at him and he moved away, but he didn't leave. When we got our food and went to eat he came and sat at a table close to us. And guess what, all through he stared right at me stroking his erection through his pants. Shortly after he got up and rushed to the toilet, to "clean up" I suppose. My friends thought it was hilarious. I thought it was weird. 




LOL. These are three weird things I remember happening to me. I remember a few more but they're a bit too weird and I'm not ready to answer questions this night. Haha!
Have you ever had any weird experiences? Has something happened to you, something you couldn't explain? Please share. 

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  1. Lol thelma the story teller......hmm I just want to thank you on that lets ride post...these weekend was awesome...and to the bv that said u suck the nipples at the same time...gbogbo dada aye re ko ni baje...thelma biko do more post like that oh....that naughty house wife

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    1. hahahah@ gbogbo dada aye re ko ni baje.

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  2. Won't really call mine weird but I had a similar experience..I had a friend whose name was Sylvester,he loved me to the moon and back but wanted to wait till I got to 300L before making his intentions known to me since I just got into school and didn't want to be a distraction. He was a good guy,the first phone(siemens) I used was bought by him,he would send me recharge card of nothing less than 3k and when I call back to say thanks,he'd busy my call then,call me back and say "I didn't send you credit to call me but for school emergencies and other things"..the siemens phone started having battery issues and before I could say jack robinson,he sent me a sony ericsson phone and when I got back to lag,he helped me fix the phone..to cut it all short,I met a guy who loved me stupidly(yes!)in school in my 100l,his phone got bad and since I had two phones,I gave him one to use till he fixed his not knowing he was up to something. Next I knew,Sylvester called me crying on the phone,asking who Daniel(the guy I gave my other phone to) was, if I had slept with him as Daniel claimed then,he said we'd talk about it when school was on holiday. I got to lag,he picked me at the park,we went to a quiet place to talk and after much explanations all he said to me was "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT"..Sylvester really suffered in the hands of ladies 'cos he was too nice and all and when he met me,he felt I was different from other girls he knew,he felt I was the last bus stop for him but according to him,I was just like every other girl he knew..still hurts 'cos at that time,I didn't really do much to make him stay nor understand what truly happened then..that was the last time I heard from him,he moved,changed his lines..Thelma oo,you sure have a way of making me bare it all in all honesty....SO SORRY for the long write-up..I can exhale now. Fina

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  4. Thelma,delete one of my comments please. Fina

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  5. Lol. A similar thing happened to me in Abuja. The man came on himself. I heard he's mad sha. Eeeewww

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  6. Thelma the first one is very strange. I wish you had gotten to the bottom of it.

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  7. thelma, sometin doesnt seem rigth here. Ruthy hasnt been commenting for a while, and u are yet to explain dat cos i knw u hv her mail and phone number. Now datz weird. Where is ruthy !

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    1. And Thelma should explain because? Do some people even think before they talk?

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  8. Damn weird...795

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  9. Lol @ dat stupid man

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  10. Chio he's obviously a maniac

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  11. All this type wuD cum 2minS in2 sex

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  12. There's this guy that anytime I see him I notice he has an erection pyscho 803

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  13. He obviously needs a shrink 882.

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  14. Went out wit a guy in my uni days nd he was like stop wasting your time in sch cos if I marry you,you wud end up in d kitche, shwwwwwooooo does such men still exist, if only he knows. He has personally called it quit before we even started dating. Friendzoned sharply. 882

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    1. It's a pity you refused to sleep, Anon since 5:30am. You commented six times to get the airtime. 882, 803. Same person. Never heard of Kes on Thelma Thinks.

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    2. You just made it - the weirdest act on TT. Funny you didn't see this

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      Thelma Thinks...10:14 pm, August 11, 2014
      Anon you're the final recipient. Please mail me your phone number.

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    3. ROTFL. The weirdest act on Thelma thinks. Buahahahahahahahhhahaha. Anon you're mean. Lol

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    4. Wetin person no go see for this blog. buhahaha

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  15. That one is a no no for me

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  16. Bt wait @anon phone wen person anoda guy buy for you, you take am do good samarita. Besides anytin given 2 you as a gift shud b yours alone. Cos of D reasons behind dat giving. Dats y i dnt dash my gifts out

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  17. @d womans face you used for dis post.LOL

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  18. Weird moments....
    When I was 15, I came across this dude I didn't know from Adam. On sighting me, he suddenly went all wide eyed and excited, grabbed my wrist and said "pls say U'll marry me". Didn't find it funny as it was around my area where I had lots of familiar people. The tug of war I had to engage in before I could claim my hand back, was embarrassing to say d least.
    Also, some months back I had something to do in d Bank. On coming out, this teblik/alfa looking young guy left two other guys he'd been conversing with and approached me. He said in yoruba, that he had a 'message' for me if I would listen. I totally ignored him and quickened my pace o.... for where! The guy started following me, all d while calling out "alabirin"... I crossed d road sharply and hopped on a bike. I just can't deal with unsolicited prophecies especially by someone whose beliefs I don't share.

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    1. LOL @ ''alabirin''. I've had a similar experience too. Two of them had passed beside me and then the younger one came back to say ''awon alfa wa npeyin anty''. I gave him a very dirty look that the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

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  19. Last one is the weirdest....Lol

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