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What Would You Do If... (Weirdest Date Ever!)





Your crush takes you to this restaurant on the first date, just so you know, this restaurant has items like 
Black Poop Chocolate Sundae, Constipation, Dirty Piss and Bloody Number 2 on its menu. 
Do you 
(a) just go with the flow (after all he's your long time crush and you've been fantasizing about this day forever. 
(b) suggest he take you elsewhere (yeah, you've fantasized for so long but....)
(c) tell him you suddenly have a headache and immediately say goodbye. 


LOL. While we're speaking of dates, what's the most bizarre/weirdest date you've ever been on? I've told you my best and worst first dates. Now allow me to tell you the weirdest. 


I reconnected with someone from the past last year. We were never friends, just members of the same institution and we never spoke but he looked familiar. That day when I saw him at the mall I said Hi and introduced myself. We exchanged numbers and said goodbye. We started talking over the phone and all of that and he eventually asked that we go out together. 
     I remember it was a public holiday and he wanted us to go see a movie which I didn't mind doing but that morning he called and suggested we do something different. I was getting excited at what he would come up with, only for him to say "let's go to the cemetery". I was waiting for him to say "haha, just kidding!" So that I could scold him for his poorly made joke, but it turned out that he was serious. Apparently his friend had died in a car crash one year prior to that day, and he was the last person his friend spoke to before he died and that was his best friend. I actually felt bad for him, but to follow him to the cemetery? Mba kwa! I told him let's reschedule our date so that he could go visit his friend but he was adamant. 
    He now started to ask why I was reluctant and didn't I know that it was better to mourn that to rejoice? That even the Bible says it is better to go to the house of mourning than to go to a house of celebration (Hia). And that going to the cemetery will give me a new perspective on things..... And we could go to the movies afterwards. Apparently this guy wasn't taking No for an answer so I said Ok. 
     We got there but I refused to come out from the car. I told him I'll wait in the car. I've been to a cemetery only once before (that same Ikoyi cemetery), when I lost a friend some years back and I'm not too keen on revisiting. 
     He spent about 15 minutes there and when he came back began a very depressing monologue about the meaning of life, death and the afterlife. I just sat there wishing I could evaporate into thin air. And then after the talk he wanted to head to The Palms. I told him "Nna biko take me home". #totalbuzzkill. 


Well, that technically didn't end up being a date but it was pretty bizarre, plus I still don't understand why you'd want to take someone you technically just met the week before to a cemetery. Strange people abound. 


As always, if you've got a story to share, I'm always willing to hear it. Do share!

Comments

  1. Ur date just gave u a grotesque description of himself

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  2. I don't really know if this date was weird but..... I met this girl at the airport some years back, though she was departing while I was there to see off my cousin who was departing also.....to cut d story short we exchanged contact, when she was around I called for a date, we met at the movies from there to some other restaurant nd later ended it at a private beach..what I dunno if it's weird there was that she insisted footn all d bills on dat blessed day.....do ladies out there still do this? I doubt..

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    1. You doubt, yet it happened to you. I have no issues whatsoever footing the bills on a date, but not the first date, especially if he's the one who asked me out.
      My opinion (although I may be very wrong) is that she was trying to prove something to you.
      And lastly (another opinion, abeg nor vex.) is that no matter how intently she insisted, it was the first date and it was you who asked her out so you should have counter-insisted. You should have told her you'll take care of that one and let the take care of things on the next date.
      And lastly (I'll understand if you vex. LOL). Adeola ore mi, MOVIES, RESTAURANT, BEACH and you allowed her to settle everything on her own??? Ah! Ko da o! (Pls correct my Yoruba if it's wrong).

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    2. Hahahahaha funny ooo Thelma, but I swear I tried all possible best but it was almost causing a scene...that's y I see it as a wierdo cos na me ask for date

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    3. Ahan u no try o...see me wanting to meet u so bad...but me I no get money to foot any bill o...* runs away*

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    4. Ahan u no try o...see me wanting to meet u so bad...but me I no get money to foot any bill o...* runs away*

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    5. Haba what do u now take me for, someone that waits for the woman to always pay....no b so ooo, u berra come back let's continue our misery.....so funny

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    6. Okay am back....lol

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  3. I had a good laugh with this one; nothing wrong with visiting the cemetery, but for a date with somebody you just reconnected with is truly weird.

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  4. Ur date just gave u a grotesque description of himself

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  5. Weird and funny!

    -F

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  6. #ShiveringUp&Down!
    Kai, T u have seen this life finish oh. Ceme gini? Balogun market no better pass?

    NO weird date over here. I was a chronic introvert.

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  7. D only weird date I ever had was with dis guy I met at my elder sis convocation n after being frnds for a while,we went on a date n guess wat,d first place d guy deemed perfect wAs a hotel,for d first time,imagine dat,ok I agreed thinking we wud use a bar but d jerk had already booked a room filled with all sorts of drink. I didn't even think twice,I told him I wanted to answer a call outside n guess wat d rest was?*suspense"*

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    1. I had a similar experience...so annoying.
      -F

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  8. lol a visit to the cemetery.. interesting..This isn't weird but I was talking to this guy who planned on coming back to my city to live permanently. He got back,called me up for a date and I agreed. We took a walk by the water front, had an early dinner, nice conversation and a nice time. dude then said he has a hotel room close to the airport as he'll be heading to Nigeria the next day so I should come join him.. had to ask if my house was on fire or something and why I needed to join him smh. I was pissed! as he drove back to my place i kuku just blocked his number. He is a handsome guy, with his shaved head BUT also an ass!

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    1. U just know hw to stroke som1...
      funnie u

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    2. haha.. but why do some guys enjoy spoiling a good thing!..

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    3. Cos u guys had opposite mindset, sex na hin target whereas what do feel is a good thing?

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    4. Whats wrong witht he guy asking you to sleep over, he didn't as for sex BIKO.. African girls let's have an open mind..

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  9. Okay mine was with this guy that had been disturbing my life for a date back in school, I finally agreed and the bobo sent a cab to come pick me, I was feeling funky like someone going on a cool date with a correct guy only for the cab guy to take me to this razz joint like that, small room with lots of chairs and amplifiers everywhere amplifying razz music. The 15mins I managed to spend there all I kept asking myself was why did he bring me to a place we couldn't have any discussion and I mean I don't know sign language so what was the point. Some guys can really fall not just hand but the whole body.

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  10. random, but what are your views on dating someone 13 years older than you ? so I'm 22..(il be 23 next month). and this west african man is on my case! we talk daily on the phone and I would say he is interesting..makes me laugh and all. conversations is better, he rather calls me than text ( I hate texting..you want to get to know me, pick up the cell and dial!).We do plan on going on our first date this weekend and he said he has it planned because I suggested for something outdoors (it's summer let make use of the sun please). So yea, I'm amped! my sisters, aunt and mom have been making fun of me but I pay them no mind. so tt's people what are the pros and cons of dating someone 10 yrs older than you ? (if we take it that far )

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    1. Forget about the age for now and focus on knowing him as a person. If you strike a chord. Good for you. Just make it clear you don't want an elder Bro or Uncle but a BF and Lover

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  11. sorry 13 yrs older.. if theres a different between 10 and 13.

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  12. Hahahahahahahahah... Thelma and her cemetery date won't kill me with laugh. If it were me, my first thought would be that he wants to use me for ritual and that will make me not to leave my house at all... Don't think I've had a proper first date to talk of weird first date.

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  13. I swear T u won't kill me with laughter, mine has to be wen de guy forgot his wallet at home.. Lool.. Quick one@momoh Adeola, are u a Muslim... Lol... Hope u won't be offended by de question tho.
    Ozavize

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    1. I am a xtian btw werrin consine being a Muslim with d matter on ground

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  14. Lol.........this post made me laugh hard. Cemetery for a new friend you just met? Tee you get mind sef oooo, like queen spices said, the first thing on my mind would be rituals. Lol

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  15. Lol this post made laugh, some men are indeed weird.

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  16. Name, i find nothing wrong with going to the cemetery then later the movies, this should also give you the other side of life, death is inevitable and should also give you an idea of how (probably) caring the dude is..

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