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While sometimes some dreams have meanings and are revelations, other times I think they're just something to keep my easily bored mind entertained while I'm asleep. Last night was one of those nights, and here's how it went (the parts I remember). 

So this first part was all about Yvonne Nelson.
(Don't ask me why. I don't know either). It so happened that some upscale modeling agency in Manhattan, New York, happened upon some of Yvonne Nelson's pictures and they decided she was the next best thing to happen to the fashion industry and the modeling world. Anna Wintour herself came to Lagos to look for Yvonne (my dream-manufacturer forgot that Yvonne is Ghanian). Yvonne on the other hand was evading the Americans because she was a Princess (yes guys, she was a Princess in my dream) and modeling was therefore beneath her. So Yours Truly was charged with the responsibility of convincing Yvonne Nelson to return to the US with the Americans. She refused and refused and to deter them she released some nude pictures and had them posted all over the internet. Unfortunately, now not only the American fashion industry wanted her, the American pornography industry also wanted her as well! They said they had never seen such perfect *coughs* "lady bits". 

And that's the last I remember of Yvonne. Next thing I know I'm in a hotel that's built like the Ancient Eqyptian pyramid but somehow also looks like an old English home belonging to Aristocrats. [Think Downton Abbey]. My room was bare save for a bunk bed, and my boyfriend. And who was my boyfriend? None other than Chris Breezy himself! 
     Yes people, Chris Brown was my boo. On that particular night we had a steamy make out session and just as we were about to 'do the do' he paused and made a request; Please can I call Riri so that we can have a ménage a trois?
Me: NO. *Sternly*
Him: ok, please can I call Karauche?
Me: No! You know what; to hell with you! Everytime everytime you want to call somebody so that we can have a threesome. I have a suggestion. Why don't you call Riri and Karauche and have a ménage with them, just leave me out of it!!! In fact, this relationship is over. 

Then breezy started to beg. 

And that's all I remember. 


Don't look at me, I can't make any sense of it either. And I haven't got a crush on either... And no, I didn't watch anything before I slept. In fact, remember I told you guys I'd had a hectic day? I got back from the airport at almost midnight and literally passed out. 

My mind has always been very active when I'm asleep, so much so that sometimes I sleep just to see what my dreams would be. I've had some extremely hilarious and bizarre dreams but this is the most recent so this is what I'll share. 

What's your most memorable, most hilarious/weird/bizarre dream. What's the most interesting dream you've ever had? Care to share...

Comments

  1. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! The Chris Brown part got me rolling!!! Lmaooo! Thelma ooo! Hehehe...

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  2. ThelMA ohhhh u no go kill person,chaii I was just laughing like a drunk,kaiii d Chris Brown part got me ROTFL. Not had any hilarious dream lately though.

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  3. posted since 2pm. only 2 comments. Thelma if it were about a female victim, the comments would've been many with all the females calling men generally animals and asking the woman to leave before he kills her

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    1. Wrong post. The post u are talking about is the one next door. Plz open d door and drop a comment there. Thank u

      *smiles*

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  4. I was gonna say dt maybe it was bcoz u spent ur day either thinking about them or watching them untill I got 2 dt point where u said no. But wait o, could it be that Yvone Nelson is gonna be our next porn star?
    *Dancing shoki*

    Time 2 start saving 2 buy more cartons of vaseline

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    1. Huh? MORE cartons of vaseline?! U want to help thelma continue the dream abi? Well done o!

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  5. T I know say u no well tay tay, u don confirm am! ROTFLMSAO!!!!
    Anyway, Dreams mean nothing to me since I have a way of controlling them!

    But the most bizarre was when I just got engaged to my Ex, I dreamt that he left to marry a baby mama. Afterwards, he got in an accident, was crippled, his wife ran away, his entire family came to beg me cos apparently they said it's karma so I should forgive & come back!!!
    I flashed my marriage ring at them & I woke up.
    I told le ex about it sha, he was scared.
    LOL.
    No hiding place for the wicked!

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    1. Hahahahahaa! You must have scared the sh*t out of him!!! Lmaoo! He was probably cheating that time sef! Hahahahahaa!

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  6. Lol I can relate with your dream seeing that I too have made out with Prince Williams as a matter of fact we were married.

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    1. All this making out we are sharing, there z God

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    2. It's legal since you were married

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    3. Lol,but babe,Prince Harry is hotter. I dreamt twice of another of my crush David Beckham and I believed there was hope somewhere in the corner

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    4. Lol @ hope somewhere in the corner. The world belong to those who dream lmao

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  7. Malaria! Thelma get some drugs quickly.

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    1. Wale, I was gonna say the same thing. Thelma you need anti-malaria drugs. Hehehe

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  8. If i Had this dream and told my mum she would say. AH Sign Malaria niyen ooo, Lo ra Artesunate,
    lol!

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  9. i had dreamt were i was performing on stage with Iyanya? get this..it was a dramatic entrance, we came down or rather glided from the ceiling nd all...No! am far from being a singer or performer, i dont have a crush on Iyanya so the dream surprise me self..lol..it was too hilarious when i woke up mehn!

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  10. Lol that malaria bit is what my mum always says when anything happens, mummy I had a funny dream, malaria, I have headache, malaria. I was sleeping in my mum's room one night and my parents were in my dad's room which is close and then in my dream I saw our dog *jerry at the entrance of my mum's room looking in and I shouted *jerry get out of there and I didn't know I shouted out in real life. Mumsy woke up and came to wake me, when I told her the dream, she said I have malaria and I was confused, lol. How does my dream translate to malaria

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