Some months back I did a post asking Candy if she had met her's husband's wife. Some of you thought it was outrageous, some did not believe it, some thought it made no sense, some probably thought it was Thelma just telling a story. So I said ok o! Lemme keep my more risqué posts to myself. Yet yesterday when I saw an excerpt of a bbm group chat on SDK between a number of married men who occasionally get young girls from wherever and have nights of decadence where they drink, get drunk, shag the babes, swap the babes they've shagged and continue to shag ahead, I just smiled.
A few weeks back *Candy's husband called me one morning I was just about to say my prayers. Needless to say, after our conversation I couldn't pray. I just couldn't face God. The shame and the guilt was too much that I slowly swept my Bible and daily devotional aside. And my only sin was listening and saying hmm hmmm hmmmm... Just so he'll know I was still on the line.
Last time I told you guys Candy's husband (my friend) is in this bbm group for only married people above the age of 35. Widow(er)s and divorcees are welcome too. In this group they have sex chats, monthly or quarterly meetings where they have weekend-long orgies, and inter-bbm group marriages (yes, they have actual celebrations to mark the marriages). He told me about their last meeting which held in Lagos. The description below may be a bit explicit.
Apparently *Biodun and his bbm-group wife have managed to split after going through the procedures set by the bbm group. He visited Lagos for the last meeting which held somewhere on the Island; some apartments in a building were rented for the weekend. On that first night everyone crowded the big living room and undressed completely, save for one woman in her early 40s who's a new member, she kept her bra on. They picked out two people to have sex in front of everyone and no one was allowed to do anything till those two were done, but masturbation was allowed. Everyone watched and they eagerly awaited the guy's coming (LOL) but he was taking a bit too long. Then one of the guys out of frustration asked one of the women to give him 'head' and when she bent own to perform the oral, Biodun noticed her completely exposed behind was right in front of him. His already turgid penis was almost bursting so he grabbed one of the condoms that had been scattered all around the living room, quickly put it on, and slammed into the woman from behind. He said it was then everyone lost control and joined in on the action, dismissing the order to wait till the first couple was done.
Ok, this is an abridged version but I don't want to go into too many details. This lasted for an entire weekend; where a number of spouses from different parts of Nigeria told their partners they were traveling for "business" or something. You may be surprised to know that the women in this group are just as many as the men; people's wives and mothers. Ok, now you know why I don't curse men out so much; some men are still learning where some women are.
Speaking of women; my friend's neighbour is in a bbm group for lesbians. Just like in Biodun's group, the group members meet up monthly or quarterly in different parts of the country where they have lesbian parties and orgies. Also within this group members get to date as well. And yes, most of the members are married women. Besides the meetings, group members can meet up casually just to have sex or hang out, and this lady admitted to my friend that the money she gets from some of the older/married women in the group is sometimes a lot more than her monthly salary.
What actually triggers my interest is this; why are these bbm sex groups and other social network sex groups predominantly filled with married people, while the single members are significantly less?
PS; *Biodun used to be a good friend of mine who seems to call only when he wants to spill about 'The secret lives of Nigerian pervs', and I politely grant him audience.
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