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Ever Played The Love FBI?

I recently had reason to recall a conversation I had with a friend of mine a few years back.
She was almost certain DH was cheating. She and hubby hadn't had sex in about three months as he worked outside Lagos and was home briefly just once or twice a month. Well one time he came back and they had intercourse. Prior to this she had had reasons to suspect that le boo was getting some sugar from a different pot. Therefore after that sexcapade my friend measured the sperm and observed that it was less than half a teaspoon which she believed confirmed her fears. (Wait, is this a valid test? Can you actually determine the last time a guy had sex by the amount of sperm he discharges?

So yeah, some of us are married, most of us are or have been in relationships, most of us have been cheated on by a SO, a few of us have only had suspicions. What lengths have you gone to to prove/confirm/affirm that your significant other has been unfaithful?

Have you snooped, stalked, set them up, measured their body fluid *lol*, bugged their phones *smh @ u*, set up hidden cameras in their homes, shown up unannounced, spied on them, or some other crazy thing just to find out if or prove that ur boo has been unfaithful?

And how did that work out for you guys?

Please SPILL!!!

*Just a little footnote. Most times we go searching for something, we end up confirming our very fears. And then what? To me, it's not just about catching an unfaithful partner, what's important is what you do next, what comes after you've caught them? What was your next course of action? And was finding out worth it?*


  1. The more you look the less you see. Lol. Truthfully if she wants to find something she will find, and the dude might have been giving himself hand jobs. At that point she gonna look stupid as hell. So she better pick her battle very well

  2. did she gather the sperm for its measurement tho? Did she use a CD with her hubby?

  3. Very tiring something. I think d lowest I have delved is counting his condoms. It was five short. And then came the lies and denial. And the yelling. Then the calm and coldness. Then the end.
    If you are searching be prepared for the results.

  4. LOL. I'm just here laughing at myself.
    Thelma, My experiences have showed me that A Lying SO is worse than a cheating one.
    The FBI has got nothing on me! Absolutely nothing. I'm a deadlier than the CIA, FBI & SSS combined. #PatsChest

    Well, the 1st one: I suspected Le Ex was playing away match seeing as there were no home games, I asked the flat mate to the babe I suspected he cheated with, she spilled. I went to the suspect, told her le ex said she had sex with him, how could she! We are friends at least, threatened to tell her boo. She spilled & begged like I was god, my Phone recorder was ON. Went to Le Ex & Played the tape. He denied, the relationship ended as I shut his door behind me! (I was 19, he was 27, she was 30).

    Others were extreme! #PreciousBloodOfJesusDeliveredMe

  5. I once found a way to crack into an ex's voicemail, as in when I call him and it goes to voicemail I enter a pin and can hear everything..... This is how I found that he had impregnated another girl. I already felt he was cheating anyways. I never asked him about it till today Cus we talk once in a while. I just resolved in my mind it was the end and I just stopped taking to him after 4 years ooo, I guess he was tired too Cus he didn't fight for me until he found out I was getting married to someone else years later. But Mehn I loved that boy! He crushed my heart then grinded it into pieces. I should write a book about him! Maybe I'll be able to afford private jets Lool

    1. Also another ex Lool, i was snooping in his wardrobe when he went to work. And I found A USED CONDOM chai!!! His excuse was that his friend borrowed it and returned it when he finished Hahahaha, that was a new low. He locked me in the house and was begging and crying then confessed after much persuasion that he shagged his ex. I faked forgivesness till he dropped me at the train station the next morning and I got a refund on my transport fare (I was a student then), once I got on the train I sent him a bloody text to never ever call me again and blocked his number then changed my phone Lool...

  6. nawa o this is ridiculous lol measure of sperm ke wowzers was she expecting a spoonful or what lmao #IMWEAK !!! well i was once a Facebook FBI agent (about 5 years ago) the fact that i need to investigate showed that i didnt trust him. i realized if i had to keep spying and doing underpaid undercoverwork we as well go our seperate ways.

  7. My boo hasnt given me reasons to suspect him and i ve chosen to trust him, i dont know if he is cheating or not and am not going to find out or investigate. Truth is our instincts are always right, when you are suspecting smone, u ll definitely find something and that person must ve given u a reason to suspect them also. I might be wrong but dats my 2 naira *shines teeth*

  8. Munchies hasn't given me cause to be suspicious so I've chose to trust him right from on-set. And hey, t's my birthday today, so am wishing me a very happy lovely birthday with loads of abundant blessings!

    1. Happy birthday hun have an amazing day x

    2. God bless you, Happy Birthday!

    3. Happy birthday! May God bless you.

    4. Amen! thanks so much TA, A. Rider and CCCC. God bless you all

    5. Hbd dear, may ur days be long and happy.

    6. HBD, may God abundant blessing and grace be with you everyday.

    7. Happy birthday lovely.. enjoy the day.

    8. Happy Birthday. God bless you

    9. Awwwww..thanks all. E hugs!

  9. When I was out of town, my ex called my line at night, thinking he was calling another lady and said he was waiting for her at the junction of his house. It took him a while before he even realised he was actually talking to me. Aah, he went into shock mode as he didn't have anything to say . Funny I was not even snooping yet I caught him. Lol

    1. Choiii, i can imagine d look on his face wen he

  10. Happy birthday Vivadrew. Best of God. It seems we have a lot of september born people on these blog

  11. The worst I did was to read his text messages, found out he was double dealing three weeks into the relationship and I waited patiently for over a year before breaking up not because I expected him to change.

  12. I searched his study and read his diary. I got the confirmation I needed but where did it lead? I guess I was late.


  13. Happy Birthday Vivadrew.

    May all your hopes,dreams & aspirations come to pass.

  14. Happy Birthday Vivadrew.

    May all your hopes,dreams & aspirations come to pass.

  15. Happy birthday Viv.. Many beautiful years ahead.


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