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Hilarious Nigerian Break-Up Lines.






* "How can you beat my temple run
Highscore. It's over bae"


* "Boy: You're on your period?
Girl: Yes
Boy: and you didn't think it was
necessary you told me before I bought
shawarma for you. its over!"



* "How can you eat head of the fish and gave me the tail? You want to be the head in this relationship abi? Its over"




* You still added stew to the jollof rice i cooked 4 you., so u dont trust me abi?...its over


boys flashes the babe with a hidden number ;
 boy : didn't you see my miss call? 
Girl: its a hidden number I saw o so I couldn't call back
 boy : ehn ehn? You're too big to call back abi?? Upon the fact that am the one that bought you credit . . . Its over!


I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other, you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.


* "I am now a born again, have to
leave behind things of the
world. Its over!"


* "Who taught you how to score
free kicks in FIFA? Its over!"


* "You have iphone6 and I am still using bold 2. You have gone too far, its over !! I can't do this anymore."


* "I have the movie on my system
and you said we should still go to
the cinema? Its over!"


* Baby, why is your yansh soft like
puff puff? You are cheating on me
with d Puff puff seller bah? Its over!"



* "Why would you tell me to watch champs league when man utd
is not there! You want to mock me abi? Its over between us!"


* "I don't think we are compatible,
you like MTVbase, I like Trace
Urban, we cannot be fighting for
remote, its over!"


* "I'm sorry but your name is BOLA..and there are many adverts
to beware of eBOLA . It's over!"


* "You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us."


* "Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"


* "You gave me 21 missed calls now the IPhone 6 my mum sent me from UK fell into the water while vibrating. IT'S
OVER!"
* "You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who
am I... Its Over!"


* The worst form of breakup being when the gateman says "Madam, Oga talk say make I no open gate for you again!"

Source; nairaland.
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I remember one from my early twenties. 
Me: You never call me anymore, I'm the one who does all the calling, why you don't call me anymore...
Him: I'm not an MTN person. I use Econet, you use MTN. I just can't do this anymore... (It's over...more of less) 


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For all the youngens on the blog, Econet is the former Airtel network. It was Econet then Vmobile then Celtel then Zain and now Airtel. 

Ok guys, have you heard, told or been told a hilarious breakup line? Do share!

Comments

  1. Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
    Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
    Gf: no ooo
    Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
    Gf: Haba! No
    Bf : Haba right? Its over!"

    Kai, I'm flying...

    By the way Thelma, I missed youuuuuuuuuuuu

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    1. Memphis is baaaaaaaaaaaaack. I've been quietly watching and waiting... Let me reserve the rest of my comment, all I will say right now is welcome back. The rest shall be discussed in camera.

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    2. camera right??? It's over ...
      *stops blogging*

      Delete
  2. Hahaha...if u can cheat on God,who am I biko? Lolz

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  3. * Baby, why is your yansh soft like
    puff puff? You are cheating on me
    with d Puff puff seller bah? Its over!"

    Lmfao. I just can't.

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    1. This was my best too. Lmao mrs m

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    2. That ne cracked me up real good!!

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  4. I gave you two eggs to fry one and cook the other. You fried the one you were supposed to cook and cooked the one you were supposed to fry... it's over lol 1st one I genuinely laughed to

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    1. That was the funniest for me too

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    2. Same here ooo. And that IPhone 6 falling into the water.

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  5. Una no go kill me 4 here. Gosh!! C mi dey read blog while everybody dey slp. Welcom bak Memphis, wale, ruthy, sasha n co. I c una all. Mak beg mi mak I go sleep

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  6. "You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us." Lmaoo! Now that's a good reason jor Thelma! Hahahaha!

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  7. "You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us." Lmaoo! Now that's a good reason jor Thelma! Hahahaha!

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  8. " I am now a born again, I have to
    leave behind things of the
    world. Its over!" *definitely from a girl to a boy*

    My best mehn. I need to try that on someone!
    If people do break up over this then it's hilarious!!! LOL

    Oh, welcome back Memphis. Anon 12:15 hope say u don wakeUp?

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  9. Ha Thelma, thanks for reminding me about my old age o (the evolution of airtel)

    -F

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  10. hahhhahahahhaahah,hehhehehhhehe,iihihihihihihihi,ohohoohohohohohoh,kikkiikikikikikiki

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  11. I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other, you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

    I just can't.........Thelma you half keeyed me
    Thanks for making my day!

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  12. 90% cracked my ass off, laughing....omg!!! I can relate with the 10% sha! Dat one no funny *straight-face*

    ReplyDelete

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