I saw this picture and it set off a train of thoughts in my head, the first one was that a friend broke up with his chic because he walked into the club and saw her in a position similar to Eniola's above; guzzling liquor from the bottle with a stick of cigarette in the other hand. For him it wasn't that she was drinking or/and smoking, it was the manner in which she was doing it. Home boy just couldn't deal and decided to bounce.
So this made me think of the most unusual reasons I've heard people break up over. We've all heard the usual "my mother said.... my father said.... my pastor said" or the flimsy "It's not you, it's me.", these on the other hand are quite different, I'd like you guys to tell me if they're enough to drop someone like they're hot.
1. *Emmanuel saw his girlfriend on Eko bridge, they were in traffic and coincidentally he was driving in a few cars behind hers'. A few minutes after he spotted her, a car beside hers swerved sharply (or something) and this babe wound down her car and started screaming expletives; Oloshi, bloody bastard, idiot, fool, you must be mad... Emmanuel says he couldn't believe that his (butty) babe was that uncouth and ratchet; "a lady just does not behave in that manner, no matter the provocation". So after some serious consideration he pulled the plug in the relationship. (They eventually got back together but broke up later because of genotype issues)
2. *Chike broke up with *Ada because (in his own words) she was too perfect. Ada was too neat, a fantastic cook, very pretty, very respectful, never lost her temper, never raised her voice, never gave him reason to suspect her of anything, never lied about anything, never nagged or complained, was good in bed, was very religious and a prayer warrior... Chike said he wasn't comfortable, she was too perfect so he broke things off by gradually easing out of the relationship. (In fairness to him, he says that someone that perfect has to be hiding something; nobody is that 'good'.)
3. *Bode broke up with Laura because his parents didn't want her for a wife, according to them she's too tall. (*rme*. Laura is below 5.9", I think his parents just couldn't come up with a better excuse)
4. *Bolaji broke up with *Ese because she was overweight. The sex was good and he really liked her but he was too embarassed to be seen in public with her and got tired of explaining why she couldn't accompany him for weddings, or he couldn't take her to the club with him, or let her meet his friends, or go on a date, or meet his family. He was only comfortable seeing her behind closed doors, she began to complain (in his words; Nag), he weighed the pros and the cons and told her bye bye.
Are these reasons really good enough to end a relationship? I actually think #2 is, babe was just to perfect, I felt she really wanted him to put a ring on it and would begin to display her true colours after the wedding if he did, I may have be wrong...
Have you heard any outrageous reason someone has given for ending a relationship? Has someone given the most unreasonable/senseless/bizarre reason for breaking up with you? Care to share...?
Oh, and BTW, happy belated birthday to Eniola Badmus!