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Most Outrageous Break-Up Reasons Ever!




I saw this picture and it set off a train of thoughts in my head, the first one was that a friend broke up with his chic because he walked into the club and saw her in a position similar to Eniola's above; guzzling liquor from the bottle with a stick of cigarette in the other hand. For him it wasn't that she was drinking or/and smoking, it was the manner in which she was doing it. Home boy just couldn't deal and decided to bounce. 

So this made me think of the most unusual reasons I've heard people break up over. We've all heard the usual "my mother said.... my father said.... my pastor said" or the flimsy "It's not you, it's me.", these on the other hand are quite different, I'd like you guys to tell me if they're enough to drop someone like they're hot.  


1. *Emmanuel saw his girlfriend on Eko bridge, they were in traffic and coincidentally he was driving in a few cars behind hers'. A few minutes after he spotted her, a car beside hers swerved sharply (or something) and this babe wound down her car and started screaming expletives; Oloshi, bloody bastard, idiot, fool, you must be mad... Emmanuel says he couldn't believe that his (butty) babe was that uncouth and ratchet; "a lady just does not behave in that manner, no matter the provocation". So after some serious consideration he pulled the plug in the relationship. (They eventually got back together but broke up later because of genotype issues)

2. *Chike broke up with *Ada because (in his own words) she was too perfect. Ada was too neat, a fantastic cook, very pretty, very respectful, never lost her temper, never raised her voice, never gave him reason to suspect her of anything, never lied about anything, never nagged or complained, was good in bed, was very religious and a prayer warrior... Chike said he wasn't comfortable, she was too perfect so he broke things off by gradually easing out of the relationship. (In fairness to him, he says that someone that perfect has to be hiding something; nobody is that 'good'.)

3. *Bode broke up with Laura because his parents didn't want her for a wife, according to them she's too tall. (*rme*. Laura is below 5.9", I think his parents just couldn't come up with a better excuse) 

4. *Bolaji broke up with *Ese because she was overweight. The sex was good and he really liked her but he was too embarassed to be seen in public with her and got tired of explaining why she couldn't accompany him for weddings, or he couldn't take her to the club with him, or let her meet his friends, or go on a date, or meet his family. He was only comfortable seeing her behind closed doors, she began to complain (in his words; Nag), he weighed the pros and the cons and told her bye bye. 



Are these reasons really good enough to end a relationship? I actually think #2 is, babe was just to perfect, I felt she really wanted him to put a ring on it and would begin to display her true colours after the wedding if he did, I may have be wrong...

Have you heard any outrageous reason someone has given for ending a relationship? Has someone given the most unreasonable/senseless/bizarre reason for breaking up with you? Care to share...?



Oh, and BTW, happy belated birthday to Eniola Badmus!




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  1. Hmm...yh,I've heard "Not being Catholic"

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    1. I have heard "because she is catholic "

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  2. Social Eco class.. Too rich, too poor, no masters, because you he is losing hair. Sex has become boring with her/him (well that can be a good excuse, no ?). Lots of minuscule excuses out there.

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  3. Eniola looks so ratchet, what is she trying to prove? I've heard too fat, like Eniola Badmus. Yuck.

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    1. What is it about people from Mbaise i've heard a lot *coughs*

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    2. Just last night I received a very stern warning not to marry from mbaise, I was told it's better to stay single than marry an mbaise man. Ruykayah they say people from mbaise are very wicked and heartless. I've not had an encounter with any of them yet so I cannot verify.

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  5. A female friend once told me dt she broke up with her exboify coz he had his penis pierced and loved 2 show it off to anybody dt would look!



    *lips sealed and watching*

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  6. Ahh! Memphis,wat nau?Wat did Mbaise do to you?

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    1. My husband's people gave the same reason, lol, but he stood his ground after quite alot.

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  7. She's too fair must be mami-water.

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  8. Not had any brkup experience & i pray.not to.. ms tee

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  9. Not had any brkup experience & i pray.not to.. ms tee

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  10. His surname sounds funny...., she's not from a well-to-do home....., she's from a divorce home.

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  11. She has a thin waist. She won't be able to carry children.

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  12. I've heard "his father has K-leg, our kids could inherit it".
    "They're all so dark skinned in his family, don't want such dark kids".
    "With all his money he still behaves like a less privileged, can't deal abeg".
    "He only knows how to have 'serious' conversations, he can't just talk rubbish with me" [?!!!!?]
    "I really like her o but the way she kisses doesn't thrill me, I want better kisses".
    "I can't keep dating her, she's still in school, want a lady who's working"[meanwhile he earns well o].

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  13. HahHhahhha He is from mbaise! Nawao

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  14. Lol, Thelma i ve a similar description to that Ada, i never loose my temper but the bad thing about me is that i hardly forgive, i believe in an eye for an eye, am still working on it n believing God ll help me change, but y wld u tk an eye if u aint willing to loose an eye. Bk to d post, my brother broke up with his gf becos they had a lot sibling rivalry in her family but he didnt tell her tho.

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    1. My middle name is forgiveness, I forgive before you can even offend me..you are getting married and need to deal with this quickly. I find it very easy but only if you believe in the Bible.
      "Forgive us our trespasses as we we forgive those that trespasses against us", meaning God will not forgive me if I don't forgive others. How will my prayers be answered or how do I go on living if God does not forgive me!

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    2. Thanks Wale *smiles*, sincerely appreciate.

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  15. www.eniwealth79.blogspot.com9:56 am, September 09, 2014

    She has two left legs. -what that means, I still don't know.

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    1. never heard of 2 left legs just 2 left feet (walking in a clumsy way) .abi 2 left legs means knocked knees (aka k leg) ? I nor know.

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    2. I think it has to do with not being able to dance

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    3. It might also mean she has ill luck if said in yoruba language.

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    4. Enjay is right.

      Physically, the person feet points to 2 different directions; East and West, rather than North. I have it and hubby do tease me that if I was a Yoruba woman, they won't have allowed him to marry me. ahaha
      In a certain tribe, it means the woman would not be able to conceive.

      Well! I have a full house and we are blessed. So the excuse does not hold water :)

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  16. "She can't cook"
    "She deserves someone better"
    "His dick is too tiny"
    "She's always in church"
    "He's bald"

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  17. Lol haven't really heard any besides the "it's not you, it's me", I have heard being a cultist only to end up leaving the cultist for another cultist (bucket boys were all the rage lol they were always so handsome).

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  19. Anon 12:24 fear God o...
    Me I have heard she's from calabar, she lives alone so she must be irresponsible, I don't like where she works because of the exposure to too many men(she is managing a big eatery and is successful o) blah blah blah...
    L.

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  20. Once had a friend that was scheduled to get married in 2mnths. Story changed all of a sudden when she said she dreamt Boo was fetching firewood in the forest so she couldn't proceed because that meant the marriage was doomed to fail.

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  21. Once had a friend that was scheduled to get married in 2mnths. Story changed all of a sudden when she said she dreamt Boo was fetching firewood in the forest so she couldn't proceed because that meant the marriage was doomed to fail.

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  22. I'm guilty of no.2 o! Broke up with her and never gave her the reason why. She was just too..........We still talk though and I commend her for still being my friend. She's married now and has been trying to get us to be family friends but that scares me....

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