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OMG! Could This Be Real?

Wait, WHAT??? I wonder where Laila finds these things.

Just one question; would you buy this? But first, who would let you use this on him? I just don't get it. 


  1. hahahhahhahahahaha....biko do they come in all sizes?I have to show this to le boo........That naughty house wife

  2. Oh! So you're thinking abt size? Good heavens....
    I do not think a girlfriend would tell me to wear that, if she does, dat would be the end of our relationship #kapish! This is just evidence of trust issues, I can't deal. But amusingly great innovation though.

    1. #Claps! Great innovation mehn. But this is Unfair on the guys. We need to have Vagina locks too. To even the play field u know.

      Bhet wait oh. How him go wash him lolly? To pee nko? Him fit duplicate the key na? One month away from home won't his lolly smell?

      Nna, NOTHING beats Trust, Honesty & Loyalty.
      & NO Thelma, my future man ain't coming close to any of these, let alone wearing one!

  3. The first picture made me laugh. Then the others... like you said who would allow you use them on him. Even your teenage son will not succumb to this entrapment. Lol. Thelma, you have come again. Biko

  4. Hell no! The only way I'm allowing this is if there is a veejay lock as well. So whn I'm leaving 4 work in d morning, I lock mine and give u d key, u lock yours and hand me d key. What is good 4 d goose, is hell good 4 d gander!

    *lips sealed and watching*

  5. Hahahahahah. Even if my SO agrees I won't do this. My partner been faithful must be a decision on his part. That is why I don't police my partner or snoop around. I'm nt even tempted. J

  6. seriously?!? no room for mere erection, NOWAY!

  7. LOL in no time heartlock'll be invented, so someone doesn't steal your SO's

    1. LOL i would really love the Heartlock! Vee

  8. Lols...I like the Camo-colored one tho...lools like an anaconda lying on its side.

    1. That is crazy and won't the padlock make a clanking noise against the "device". I'm also trying to imagine what kind of underwear goes with this invention

  9. Choi! Nobody has mentioned how uncomfortable this thing will be. I mean, it will chaff and bruise the skin wherever it comes in contact. What then happens when 'my guy' decides to do one of the couple of dozen 'military salutes' we go through in a day? OUCH!!!

  10. What if a man on it gets uncontrollably turned on?i guess d pain from it burstin it's seams will make d man relax fast

  11. What if a man on it gets uncontrollably turned on?i guess d pain from it burstin it's seams will make d man relax fast


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  13. LWKMD! I'm outta here!

  14. The transparent one is such a beauty hehehehehehe. But I won't lock my SO up even if na free dem gimme.

  15. My only question is why would you be with a man that you don't trust? If you feel you man needs this then you shouldn't, simple.
    I can't and will never wear this cos if I can't control my last on my own then it's a pity. I won't lie sha, you will see some women that will shatter your confidence in your faithfulness. I met one recently, but I had to tell myself that all that glitters is not gold, besides I already have someone that's gold on the inside and outside so what else am I looking for?
    Lust and greed and two the the seven deadliest sins, so I try to overcome them.


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