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Pre-Church Chuckles!


I didn't! 



LOL. Let's go jareeee!





We seriously NEED to talk!



I can't even lie, I'm so guilty of this.



know, right! I'd whack your head with my bag for this. No jokes! #thingsI'llsmackUfor




LOL. All ye daughters of Eve that go to church and cause commotion... I'm watching you. 




Have YOU heard??? If you're reading this you're probably still in bed, shouting OH God. SMH




LOL. Like that man that kept on looking at my candies in church last Sunday and was squeezing his face like sour onugbu soup everytime I unwrapped one and I knew he was just trying to figure out how to ask for some. 



Tell 'em!




LOL. Just goes to show that sometimes when we ask God for something, he doesn't give us what we ask for. He gives us something even much bigger and better and completely unexpected! And that's my prayer for you this morning. 



I'm off to church! 

Comments

  1. Looool hilarious... I didn't get enough sleep, not gotten enough in about 3months and some beht iz ok. Alloya'll going to church u ppl should pray for us while I stay in bed and shout oh God on behalf of everybody.

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  2. Hilarious pieces... so T takes her candies to church in full display? *arranging my koboko*
    Me na till 3pm. Enjoy ur Sunday U'all...

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    1. Lol. Ruthy it's just mints. I need my breath ice fresh at all times, even in church. Have a good day teaching.

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  3. Oh lord! I am so guilty. Was fighting to keep my eyes open today during mass, they were recording today and at a point opened my eyes to see the camcorder directly in my face, such embarrassment. I just hope it wasn't really on me and also hoped noone noticed me today

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  5. Was going to comment as Annoymous ha! Stupid phone. Anyways went to church today and was thoroughly blessed went to church with just my offering and I came back with 10k thanks to my wonderful pastor and thanks to my fast fingers which opened the bibles passages ( women's week, won the fastest finger to open a bible passage.) n no am not a bible scholar just Gods favour ,yay am happy! @ phransea do n go to church I want to eat rice.

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    1. They have started winning money in church? I need to start going to church... Trace congrats

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  6. I didnt go to church as well... Been on the road since 8am from London to Manchester after another weekend of non stop partying. I didn't even make it to bed all I know is that I opened my eyes at half 6 still wearing my gele and full face of makeup and my regalia from yesterday. All I can remember was crawling in at 2am, eating pounded yam (I know!), nephew in my hand, his dad on the other shoulder sleeping, mum on the three sitter pretending to watch recorded x factor, dad on the single sofa saying he Wasnt sleeping but in the spirit bridging the gap (as in?!), sil destroying some pounded yam, hubby saying we should pray, that was my last memory before waking up still at the sitting position haha. Now I feel like I have been hit by a car! When is the weekend again?! Good night guys :)

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    1. Can't stop laughing! Get some rest, tomorrow is Monday.

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  7. 'Otedola made $400millon'.........
    Dear Lord, you really need to pick up fast o or do I need to change my network?

    -F

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    1. As iiiin He has alredy pikd mine *shines teeth*

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    2. As iiiin He has alredy pikd mine *shines teeth*

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  8. I wish I could laugh at d memes. I was raped at 2:00am by armed robbers who took everything from me. I have a story to tell, not just 2day tho. I thank God am alive. Am typing from a frnds fone nw, T, will u pls call me 2moro, I will retrieve my line 2moro so I can get ur number. It's d girl dt spoke to u concerning her sis and her boyfrnd from owerri. Pls dnt mind my typos, thank u. L

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    1. Hian, things like dis still happen in naija? My heart-felt sumpathy for U. You better leave your present environment for ur own safety dear! We don't pray for these things to happen or happen again! God Be With U and Everyone of us, Amen!

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    2. Sorry but do u mean "raped" as in raped or u meant to type "traped"? O.o

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    3. Yes, I was raped and robbed by 3men

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    4. Omg. L what part of calabar do u stay @. Pls mail me your number via my email... I could drop by and see you. sorry to hear about it. glonoden@yahoo.com

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    5. Omg. L what part of calabar do u stay @. Pls mail me your number via my email... I could drop by and see you. sorry to hear about it. glonoden@yahoo.com

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    6. I stay at owerri nt calabar

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    7. I stay at owerri nt calabar

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    8. Cursed people! Please get some support from trusted people and see a doctor ASAP. God be with you.

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    9. Ok Hun. Hang in there ok? I called you three nights ago to know how you were holding up but got no response. I will call you tomorrow. I cannot even say sorry right now. I wish I had a number I could reach you with tonight. Please remember to stay strong, will reach you as soon as I can.

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    10. I've been typing and deleting for more than 4 times. I still don't think I have the right words to say. L, may God comfort you and heal your heart fast.

      -F

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    11. Good morning everyone,I'm just seeing this post now and thought to correct, i comment as L. and i live in calabar, but I'm not the commenter above, so to avoid confusion i will start commenting with my name, LAURYN.
      My dearest L, i really don't have the right words to say but God will heal and restore you.God bless you.
      L now known as LAURYN...(lol)

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  9. I wish I could laugh at d memes. I was raped at 2:00am by armed robbers who took everything from me. I have a story to tell, not just 2day tho. I thank God am alive. Am typing from a frnds fone nw, T, will u pls call me 2moro, I will retrieve my line 2moro so I can get ur number. It's d girl dt spoke to u concerning her sis and her boyfrnd from owerri. Pls dnt mind my typos, thank u. L

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  10. I wish I could laugh at d memes. I was raped at 2:00am by armed robbers who took everything from me. I have a story to tell, not just 2day tho. I thank God am alive. Am typing from a frnds fone nw, T, will u pls call me 2moro, I will retrieve my line 2moro so I can get ur number. It's d girl dt spoke to u concerning her sis and her boyfrnd from owerri. Pls dnt mind my typos, thank u. L

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