I can't believe I've never asked you guys this! Ok, so last night I met new friends and you know how it is the night before a traditional marriage; the bride's friends, siblings and relatives are all in the house and everyone chills together and has a great laugh and awesome conversation. OR if there's someone in the pack that you happen to have instant chemistry with and it's mutual, y'all might excuse yourselves are have your own "two aside", like Yours Truly and him last night *clears throat*. Ok, so before I lose the plot here..., no topic was off limits and you know one of the most interesting things you can share with people; the craziest thing you've ever done.
TTB readers I honestly cannot believe I've never asked you this. Guys, you really need to tell me; what's the absolute CRAZIEST thing you've ever done in life, school, at work, with your boo, on a vacation, in bed, at a party, whatever! Please I'm itching to hear, go anonymous if you must, just don't hold anything back. LOL.
The first craziest thing I did guys, was to have a "relationship" with a guy of 21yrs when I was only 9yrs old. Ok, we never met physically, one day I was randomly dialing numbers on the NITEL land line and that was how I met Korede, who turned out to be a 21yr old LASU student. . I mean I think I saw him once when I gave him an address close to my house and told him to come at 6pm, told him I would be waiting at the junction. That evening when my neighbours and I went out to play our usual ten-ten I looked out for him, two guys came and loitered around for about twenty minutes and left (no mobile phones then). I'm not sure which was Korede and till date I don't know how I managed to pull that prank off for months. Hell, I can't understand how he didn't know he was talking to a child. I said my name was Kelly, my sisters were Kerry, Cherry, Berry and Merry and we were black Americans. I also remember him telling me things a 9yr old had no business hearing *covers face*.
And then there was also this time before that, I must have been about 8 and well, I forged a letter to one of my neighbours claiming to be my dad, complaining about the late hours she kept and the numerous male visitors that frequented her abode... I'm not sure how that ended.
And the craziest things I've done as an adult... I CANNOT post those here, at least not have you know that I Thelma, Nwando did those... Haha!
And now, your turn!