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Most Cringe-Worthy Oops! Moments.




Hey guys! I hope you had a beautiful day. Mine was fine, only made better by the mid-week service. Pastor Paul Adefarasin was absent today and he junior pastor stood in for him but boy, was he awesome! Nothing beats being able to laugh while learning and hearing God's word. 

And yes, I have a testimony!!!

So right in the row before me was one of my classmates from QC, Yeside. When I saw her I wasn't quite sure she was the one as I've not seen her since 2002 and the person I saw looked a bit different, naturally. But just as if she felt my eyes on her she turned back and the second she saw me she broke into a huge grin and waved excitedly. And that's my testimony; that twelve years later, with all the aging and weight gain someone from the past saw me and IMMEDIATELY recognized me. WOW! Y'all don't know how excited this makes me feel. Even I look at my old pictures and I cannot reconcile who I see in them with who I see in the mirror now. So Yay!

Anyhoooo, service ended and I thought I should go and get something to eat before heading home and the only place I was certain to get food from without having to wait too long was The Place. There was a queue but thankfully it wasn't too long. The place was crowded and the people around me were a bit too noisy and I just couldn't wait to get out of there so when I saw my friend Chuks with his female cousin I was more than grateful for a distraction. I screamed excitedly and rushed to give him a hug. On getting to him he nervously took a step back, and it was then I looked closer and realized that... I really need to stop taking my glasses off. He turned out to not be Chuks and "his female cousin" turned out to not be so pleased by my familiarity. I don't know which burnt more, the horror and confusion on their faces as they quickly moved back like I was going to the devour them, or having to face that crowd again after that public embarrassment. 

Guys, this was SO so so embarassing! I quickly apologized and exited the door behind them, waited several minutes and went back in the join the queue again. 

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Well, just like other embarrassing moments, time heals all wounds, right? Yet there are those embarassing moments that we can never live down no matter how much time has gone by. We think about it and even though it happened five or ten years ago we still cringe and ask the ground to swallow us. 

What your worst Oops! moment?


(Hey it's midnight... LOL. Good night guys!)

Comments

  1. I once saw a close friend/classmate with another friend of his by the entrance of the school library.I said hello to my own friend and out of courtesy,I stretched my hand towards to the other guy(a yoruba boy like me); but he was having none of my "famzing". As a sharp Ijebu guy,na only me just use style take fold my fingers and withdrew my airborne hand to myself. The thing pain me but life must go on.

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    1. that was not famzing, you were just being a regular polite person and he was being an ass! smh

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  2. ROTFLMSAO!!! Chei...
    T Kpele. Sorry about the confusion, blame it on the hunger ni...

    1 of My most embarrassing moments was the 1st time I farted during my 1st date with my 1st major crush. U can imagine, no sound oh. *I blame it on the excitement of the date that made me unable to poo that morning after all the rubbish I ate the previous day*
    But oh boy, did it stink? I literally wanted to pass out. But I don't know if it was the choking smell or the look on the guys face!
    My 18years old self is still Sorry! *Shame no gree me date the niccur sef*
    If I could turn back the hands of time.
    I still walk in the opposite direction each time I run into him.
    But yeah. Life goes on

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    1. OMG. Ruthylicious!!! I'm even cringing for you. LOL.

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    2. Hahahahahahahahahaha! You farted?!!! Hahahahaha! Ruthy! Oya you too take hug! :* pele ehn! I can't imagine! Lmao!!!

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  3. LOL T,dis got me laughing. This glasses thingy na wa,I thought I was d only one who faces embarrassing moments when am without it. Anyway,my most embarrassing moment was when I had to hang out with a new found friend back then,he came with a cousin of his and in the course of laughing about the jokes he threw,COS d guy is really funny,I laughed hard and farted a loud fart,God it sounded like a bomb and d environment was quite,so they heard it,kai I felt like the ground should open and swallow me. I get plenty embarrassing moments shaaa.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahaahhaaa! Another "fart" episode! Hahaha... ha! *bear hug* it's fine jor! kini sef? Why can't we fart when we want/like?! Lmaooo! You were laughing hard nah?! Lol! It's allowed jor! Lol!

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  4. Off the top of my head, I had this moment that required me being a compere(last minute notification) and I also had to make a presentation. So in doing all these activities yours dearest was sweating like Xmas fowl. Armpit soaked. Through my shirt. Hair plastered to my face. Everywhere. There was nothing I could do, I just stoood it out trying not to catch the eyes of anyone especially my crush....arrrrgh. I can't even bring myself to see the video again, lailai.

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  5. Mine was a long time ago tho.
    I had this pants I loved so much, I wore it too often it had become weak. I had a date and I wore it yet again...
    As I was about taking my seat I heard a loud KPRAAAAAAA! whaaaaaaaaaaat? that had better not be my pants.I felt the back of my pants with my hands; lo and behold, my sokoto don tia for back all my blackichan yansh dey receive fresh air.
    My forming reduced to 0/100.I said "sorry, did you come with a jacket? he said 'No why?
    I said 'my pants just gave way. he didn't bring a jacket and my top wasn't long enough to cover my bum.My saving Grace was a staff of the eatery's pashmina. After I found something to cover up I still felt so embarrassed even the food sef nor kuku gree pass my throat, my date was equally sorry for me.

    Another was when my heel came off while I was about crossing the road and GBAM!!!! I fell flat on the road thank God the oncoming vehicle wasn't on top speed.

    Another one was when my chicken flew out of my plate in an eatery onto strong chicken and fork&knife matter. that is why I prefer 'The Place's asun and rice. No stress.

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    1. Oh no,Im crying for you hian

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    2. LMAO..........lol u just cracked me up big time. all i can say is..........na only u waka come?

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    3. Hahahahahahaahahahahahaaa!!! Bloggitup! Oya take hug! Pele! Lmaooo!

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  6. Lols...Thelma,how many times have I told u to leave ur Gucci ati Prada shades and just stick to ur glasses? Lols

    @Blogitup,ur experiences are hilarious

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  7. first of all... can I laugh?lol hahahahahaaha omg Thelma I am actually embarrassed for you right now. If it was me, bone getting the food, i'll just go home from there and manage garri when I get home. Like really? you went back to join the queue?

    hmmmm that's it, I think I am officially weird, I don't have embarrassing moments because I am way too careful and super self conscious...like its borderline OCD, I check and cross-check and then check and cross-check again. Trust me, I.am.weird. Wait, am I weird? lmao

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  8. Rotfl, Thelma BVs, you guys won't finish me with laughter

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  9. LOL as in eL OO eL
    I really fear embarrassments so I review a hundred times, but sha 1 day God come catch me
    cnt tel it without writing an epistle

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