Hey guys! Flipping through my TV set this afternoon, I stumbled upon the strangest thing ever!
The Spot! LOL. Ok, it's not the strangest thing ever but being in the village, the posh set of The Spot looked so incongruous. In fact I'd forgotten something like Ebony Life exists since I got here. I tuned in just in time to hear the gorgeous Zainab Balogun say her 'thing' for the day and it's called 'Never Will I Ever..'. It's basically things you know you can never and will never do. Of course a list of things that I would never do began to run through my head, but first I remembered those thing I said I would never do that I need up doing *covers face*. This is a list if things I'm certain I will never do (again).
Never will I ever date a friend's man.
Never will I ever change my religion.
Never will I ever eat sushi
Never will I ever go skiing, sky diving or bungee-jumping
Never will I ever be the other woman again
Never will I ever marry a man I don't love
Never will I ever give up on my dreams
Never will I ever date my man's friend
Never will I ever buy an overly overpriced Aso Ebi again (I've just learnt how to say No to those, the spell has been broken. Yay!!!)
Never will I ever spill a secret I'm entrusted with
Never will I ever knowingly be a second wife
Never will I ever abuse the love of someone I love, again
Never will I ever take a true friend for granted
Never will I ever love as much as I love youuuuuuu!
Who wants to join me in playing Zainab's game. Never will you ever.......?
Oh, and BTW I almost ate dog meat today. In fact the offer is still on the table and I'm kind of considering it. It's just meat, right?...