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Never Will I Ever...

Hey guys! Flipping through my TV set this afternoon, I stumbled upon the strangest thing ever!

The Spot! LOL. Ok, it's not the strangest thing ever but being in the village, the posh set of The Spot looked so incongruous. In fact I'd forgotten something like Ebony Life exists since I got here. I tuned in just in time to hear the gorgeous Zainab Balogun say her 'thing' for the day and it's called 'Never Will I Ever..'. It's basically things you know you can never and will never do. Of course a list of things that I would never do began to run through my head, but first I remembered those thing I said I would never do that I need up doing *covers face*. This is a list if things I'm certain I will never do (again). 

Here goes!

Never will I ever date a friend's man. 
Never will I ever change my religion. 
Never will I ever eat sushi 
Never will I ever go skiing, sky diving or bungee-jumping 
Never will I ever be the other woman again
Never will I ever marry a man I don't love
Never will I ever give up on my dreams 
Never will I ever date my man's friend
Never will I ever buy an overly overpriced Aso Ebi again (I've just learnt how to say No to those, the spell has been broken. Yay!!!)
Never will I ever spill a secret I'm entrusted with
Never will I ever knowingly be a second wife 
Never will I ever abuse the love of someone I love, again
Never will I ever take a true friend for granted 
Never will I ever love as much as I love youuuuuuu!

Who wants to join me in playing Zainab's game. Never will you ever.......?

Oh, and BTW I almost ate dog meat today. In fact the offer is still on the table and I'm kind of considering it. It's just meat, right?...


  1. Never will i ever eat dog meat.... Hmmm
    Thelma, u really have to teach us how to say no to overpriced asoebi

    1. "Babes you know I love you and all, I'll definitely attend your wedding but I'm not too sure about the Aso Ebi right now". Most brides mumble something like "don't worry, it's your presence that matters". LOL. End of story.

    2. Thelma u won't eat sushi!!!!!!' it's my favourite thing ever, u don't know what u r missing chai!

      Anyway never will I ever cheat on my hubby
      Never will I ever steal from another
      Never will I ever settle for less in life.
      Etc lol

  2. Never will I ever say is too unpredictable.

    1. Are you my lost twin? You wrote exactly what I was about to write!

    2. I'm with the anon too. With life's dynamics, I have learned never to say never. Same way I do not draw up new year resolutions; I might just keep disappointing myself.


  3. Never will I ever date a married man.
    Never will ever cheat on my man
    Never will I ever take nude pics
    Never will I ever support homosexuals

    1. Yours should really be never say never.
      Don't knock it till you've ( not "tried" but.....) been there.

  4. I am obsessed with sushi never would I eat dog meat , I own one , never would I sleep with a friends man

  5. Thelma thelma, don't u think ur 'Never will I ever' list is just too much....? Lolz. By the way, I'm so sad for Linda Ikeji ryt now. Kai, wonder why she never had legal understanding of the magnitude of how valuable her stuff was to have a legal backing on all things she did on her blog. I hope say no be #ChopAlone cause am sha! Just saying....

    1. Greed. That's what caused it. Greed and stupidity. All these years they have been asking her to employ people she nor gree because she wants to chop alone.

  6. Never will I ever buy a range rover and flaunt it. Lol.
    Never will I ever stop loving God
    Never will I ever forgive that bastard.

    1. BUHAHAHAHA @ range rover bad you!

  7. Linda was too greedy to get good hands, she has obviously learned her lesson.

    Never ever will I cheat on my hubby
    Never ever will I stop serving God
    Never ever will I stop loving cake n ice cream (LOL). EJI

  8. Linda was too greedy to get good hands, she has obviously learned her lesson.

    Never ever will I cheat on my hubby
    Never ever will I stop serving God
    Never ever will I stop loving cake n ice cream (LOL). EJI

  9. Never will I stop being a Jehovahs Witness.
    Never will I stop chasing my dreams.
    Never will I stop loving my family & friends.

    1. Abeg wait till you marry, before you give us,ur jehova witness thing. What if your man is not a witness? What will you do? Force him to convert? Or attend different churches? Abeg leave matter. See talk

    2. Chai, so you are a JW?
      Chai. #smh
      The brainwashing they give you guys na pure hypnotism.
      God will surely deliver you sha from the bondage #smh

    3. Being a JW doesn't take you to heaven. Following christ does. Know that there is a difference between church doctrines and God's commandments.

  10. And this love you and memphis be spilling all over like kids, i just hope he is a witness. Else...

    1. Na wa oh! This 3 Anons. Anyway, I'm learning from Linda Ikeji. Silence is golden!
      But, I LOVE the JW brainwashing oh! It's Epic.
      If Only u could have some in ur life, I think u will spew positivity!

  11. I will never ever take my husbands love for granted again lai lai
    I will never cheat on him
    I will never stop loving God so help me...

  12. Never will i say Never!

  13. Never say Never. I am doing trad in 2weeks. I tried to keep my aso ebi affordable by lagos standards - n15k. I have also not harassed anyone that tells me they cant afford it. I have simply sent them pix and asked them to kindly try to wear the colors if they have. Asoebi isnt a must, i know there have been times i was too broke to buy.and i just tried to give the bride a little n5k or something.


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