That's my friend in the middle, she's very publicity shy so that's the only picture I can use, for now. Congrats Ada & Chidi.
So I just left my family house to go meet up with my friend and her boo at this hotel called Trigpoint where they're hanging out, it's here in my village and it's really big and very nice for something you'll find in the village. Well technically my village isn't a village... Before I left home my dad wanted me to stay back and meet some guests who were coming to see him but I told him I couldn't because I was going for evening Mass. The guests came just as I was leaving but daddy didn't stop me. It took me a long time to get a bike (heard Sunday evenings are like that) and I found one some twenty minutes later. The bikeman dropped me off at the hotel and just as I was walking in I heard someone shout my name. I turned back and who did I see but my dad and his guests!
Apparently they all decided to drive out and look for roasted yam to buy instead of eating at home, which he'd told me they might do. Of course in one second I looked like a lying prostitute to my father but what can I do nau? I waved at him and rushed inside the hotel. I knew he won't follow me and I know he will call me later tonight. And I'll just tell him the truth; I wanted to have drinks with my GIRLfriend and her HUSBAND (they're not married but err, for the purpose of this explanation they are!) and I didn't think he would let me go if I'd told him the truth.
Doesn't it feel good to be too old to be spanked? Yay!!!
And now, The Bae Bus!
Where's the friggin Bae bus???
On Friday night at some point I was the only chica who wasn't only the phone, talking in hushed tones to bae, babe, boo... Bah! Whatervs! LOL.
I can't keep missing the bus y'all.
Just putting word out there because I'm not going to be the one to do it, can someone please throw a Singles Only party? Seriously. Single as in not married, not dating. It's all you dating people that don't let us hear word with Bae this, Bae that.
Yes, I'm beefing. Sue me.
And while a lady is single she's allowed to dream, right?!
So I'm going to describe my dream Bae to you.
He is 6.2"
He's got broad shoulders, nice skin and full lips
He's got a very well paying job or a thriving business with a steady income
He lives in Lagos, not too far from me
He is extremely generous
He's an amazing kisser
He's an extrovert who's done with his party days.
He's athletic but hates football
He doesn't smoke, drinks a little
Loves to wear cologne and is clean but NOT a neat freak
Is 'packing' and an stallion who doesn't shy away from visiting the South
Loves to spoil me silly, is a great conversationalist and likes to read
Is well travelled and invested in seeing that I am too
The only thing that is stronger than his love for me is his love for God.
Hey! My dream bae actually sounds very realistic, yes? I'd started out thinking my list would have some way out fantasies, but this, this looks achievable, I think.
Of course I'm aware that my "Bae" in real life might be nothing like this list but hey, that's why it's my DREAM bae...
What's your dream Bae?