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Sunday Evening & The Bae Bus.





That's my friend in the middle, she's very publicity shy so that's the only picture I can use, for now. Congrats Ada & Chidi. 


So I just left my family house to go meet up with my friend and her boo at this hotel called Trigpoint where they're hanging out, it's here in my village and it's really big and very nice for something you'll find in the village. Well technically my village isn't a village... Before I left home my dad wanted me to stay back and meet some guests who were coming to see him but I told him I couldn't because I was going for evening Mass. The guests came just as I was leaving but daddy didn't stop me. It took me a long time to get a bike (heard Sunday evenings are like that) and I found one some twenty minutes later. The bikeman dropped me off at the hotel and just as I was walking in I heard someone shout my name. I turned back and who did I see but my dad and his guests! 

Apparently they all decided to drive out and look for roasted yam to buy instead of eating at home, which he'd told me they might do. Of course in one second I looked like a lying prostitute to my father but what can I do nau? I waved at him and rushed inside the hotel. I knew he won't follow me and I know he will call me later tonight. And I'll just tell him the truth; I wanted to have drinks with my GIRLfriend and her HUSBAND (they're not married but err, for the purpose of this explanation they are!) and I didn't think he would let me go if I'd told him the truth.

Doesn't it feel good to be too old to be spanked? Yay!!! 


And now, The Bae Bus!


Where's the friggin Bae bus???

On Friday night at some point I was the only chica who wasn't only the phone, talking in hushed tones to bae, babe, boo... Bah! Whatervs! LOL. 

I can't keep missing the bus y'all. 

Just putting word out there because I'm not going to be the one to do it, can someone please throw a Singles Only party? Seriously. Single as in not married, not dating. It's all you dating people that don't let us hear word with Bae this, Bae that. 

Yes, I'm beefing. Sue me.  

And while a lady is single she's allowed to dream, right?!

So I'm going to describe my dream Bae to you. 

He is 6.2"
He's got broad shoulders, nice skin and full lips
He's got a very well paying job or a thriving business with a steady income
He lives in Lagos, not too far from me
He is extremely generous
He's an amazing kisser 
He's an extrovert who's done with his party days. 
He's athletic but hates football
He doesn't smoke, drinks a little
Loves to wear cologne and is clean but NOT a neat freak
Is 'packing' and an stallion who doesn't shy away from visiting the South
Loves to spoil me silly, is a great conversationalist and likes to read
Is well travelled and invested in seeing that I am too
Has purpose
The only thing that is stronger than his love for me is his love for God.




Hey! My dream bae actually sounds very realistic, yes? I'd started out thinking my list would have some way out fantasies, but this, this looks achievable, I think. 
     Of course I'm aware that my "Bae" in real life might be nothing like this list but hey, that's why it's my DREAM bae... 


What's your dream Bae? 





Comments

  1. Tee are you from Nibo? For my dream bae ? You don't wanna know.

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  2. If I were around and not on holidays I would've loved to meet ya.
    pharmacy stud. @ unizik agulu csmpus
    You have lots of BV's here

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    1. Nice... When I'm next in town I'll like to meet up, if school's in session.

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  3. Lwkmd @ lying prostitue. Do u not I tot bae was short for beyounce? True.
    From boo to bae, biko wat next. Ba? =)) =º°˚˚˚°ºнaħaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎= =))

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    1. Hahahahaha. Tokoni oooooooo! LOL. Ok. Bae was coined from babe which was coined from baby which actually means a very young infant, but which adults chose to use as a term of endearment for a significant other... or just to "wash" a person. LOL. Tokoni has made my night!

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  4. tokoni must be 50 years old, bae is the new word now, it has replaced boo
    May

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    1. I'm still stuck on the le boo train.signs of getting old!

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  5. Oh sorry we have learnt one today oh

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  6. Nkem I'm unable to reply under your comment. I'm from Amawbia.

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  7. Same hia T. Pls do inform us nxt time u'll be around or if u'll still be around wen we resume. Same pharmacy student Agulu campus. My friends actually went to d same Trigpoint Amawbia today. Tmao dey sha

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    1. guessing game

      Anon 9:00 is kuddy 😜, you won't agree even if I caught you though

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    2. Lol. Kuddy shud be anon 7:56

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    3. Kuddy shud be anon 7:56. So ur wrong

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  8. Anon 8:35 has killed me! Chai. No wonder my couz laffed so hard wen I told her wat I tot bae was. @ T thanks for explaning to me where d word was coined from. I am sure most persons don't know how d bae word came to be!!!!!!!

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    1. Tokoni I just remembered to add, Bey is the shortened form for Beyonce. Bey and Bae actually have the same pronunciation so you weren't so wrong after all.

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  9. This post has made me laugh so hard. I just hope your dad didn't mention to his guests you were going for mass o!
    Thelma da bebe da fine geh!

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  10. I used to think bae meant 'before anything else'. I hope I'm still right sha. My dream bae has d same xteristics as urs in 6,8,9&10. I'm actually datin sumone dat fits those descriptns and more... More grease to ya elbow, Thelms.

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  11. congrats to ur friend
    'bout dream bae
    #clearsthroat *unsheathes pen*
    She'll be slim 5f7' , dimples, openteeth, redlips, slightly hairy, chocolate complexion, highcheek bone, pointy nose, blue eyes, flat tommy, fig 8 *some text missing*

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    1. Kene do you want to date Barbie doll? Nobody has red lips naturally... And blue eyes? Except this dream bae of yours is Caucasian or you're on some real imaginary P tonight. LOL. Good night y'all.

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    2. You're wrong thelma, my MIL full blown fulani woman has blue as in blue vivid blue eyes, you wanna see pictures?The thing baffle me but its gorge.Wonder why my offspring didn't inherit those damn sexy eyes.

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    3. HSF yes o! I would like to see pictures. Someone also mailed to tell me I'm wrong about the red lips too. Maybe I was, don't mind me, what I'd pictured when I read Kene's comment was MAC Ruby Woo red. LOL.

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  12. Dream Bae...not much! MUST be Godfearing! Just handsome to look @ and taller than me @least,. Ambitious and wealthy, humorous and confident!...then we gud to go (MUST be from imo or anambra) duuh! Must not live in Aba or Onitsha! #dealbreaker

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  13. LOL thelms got me.laughing but wait ohhh dis your dream bae qualities na die,hope you find he who has it all.@was LOL at d mass thingy,u need cane ohh nne. LOL

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  14. Oh well Thelma, I went through your list about to yiimu however your list is very reasonable and realistic.If he's packing but not a stallion nko? Biko teach him.

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  15. See babe....thelma is that ur hair?ur dream man is possible oh....no worries,God is sending him down ur way.....that naughty house wife

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    1. Yes T. The list is realistic.
      All i'll add to ur list is bae should be a Jehovahs witness.
      What i'll subtract is bae mustn't be rich... mba. let's just eat, buy clothes, pay rent or get a small house. Not Dangote kindda cash! #SueMe

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    2. T u guys looked fab! Congrats to Ada. Her outfits were lovely! Did u do her makeup?

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