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You've always had a huge crush on a guy and you've let everyone know about it, especially your close friend Naomi who you've shared an apartment with for several years. You've been single for so long and recently you've started growing tired of being alone. This feeling of loneliness has made you start thinking about your crush again. 
    You and your crush never talked but you used to see him around often. Just recently, after about a year since you last saw him, you're hired as one of the vendors for a wedding, you meet the groom to be and he turns out to be your crush of many years. You're polite and professional, after all he's getting married and he is a client. Yet after a few meetings with him you cannot help feeling that this guy would have been perfectly suited to you and you know that although he's very professional as well it's obvious he feels the same way too. Then one day he asks about your dear friend Naomi.

(Groom to be-GTB) 

GTB: it's been a while I saw that friend of yours, she used to be an acquaintance of mine. What's her name again... Yes, Naomi
You: oh... You know Naomi, that's a surprise! How so?
GTB: of course I know Naomi, why are you talking like you don't already know that
You: *confused* what exactly do you mean?
GTB: You repeatedly told Naomi you weren't interested in dating me, all the times I asked her about you she said the same thing. She said you were in a serious relationship and besides that I'm just not your type.
You: I did?
GTB: *laughing* your memory must be really bad. It's just been a year or so since I last saw you guys and even then I asked Naomi once again if I had a chance with you and her exact words were "not in this life time", she said you were engaged...
You: #**#>%**

What's your next reaction?
What would you do to Naomi when you get home?





Have you ever been a "cockblocking agent" and WHY? Spill Spill Spill!!! *rubs palms eagerly in anticipation*. 

Comments

  1. LOL.
    I'm a Match making queen oh. Never been a wareverblocking.... smh
    But...
    I will tell the groom the truth not cos I want him to change his mind *hell no* but cos I want him to see my friend like the jerk she is. #spits
    Then I will sit my friend down & give her the "u will reap what u sow & it is over between us speech".
    LOL

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  2. Cockblocking agent of satan. Rotfl lol. Unfortunately many girls are like this. Jealous bitches.

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  3. So the guy didn't ever have the nerves to approach her directly,story for the gods

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    1. Abi o, story for the gods, why didn't he just ask her directly. As for the naomi friend kinda people, you are judged

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  4. When you know somebody's friend it's always easier to ask them to do the hook up so I understand.

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  5. I never cockblock , i'l stand aside cos what's mine is mine and will surely find its way to me. As for Naomi I'l poison her slowly I'm sure God will forgive me and send her straight to hell where she belongs.

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  6. Some ppl are just agents of destiny delay. I have never cockblocked.

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  7. Cock block?? Nahhh I match make *wide grin. That Naomi girl is plain evil abeg, this one is a destiny blocker. I wonder how some friends can be sooo evil and wicked. Am just going through this scenario in my head and it's so upsetting ( though the story may be fiction) , but the fact that someone can actually do this to another person leaves me speechless. May our paths never cross with such peolpe biko

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  8. Welcome back Thelma...........R u even back? To 'Gidi I mean, or u r still enjoying the villa? Lol!

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  9. This post has actually trite to me. Been through similar scenario more than twice, the deal is there is so little you can do. I would rather not exchange words with such friends anymore.
    Just go jeje, make me sef go. And if the bobo is still available,let him come on board.

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  10. I've bitch slapped Naomi in my head like 50 times. Lol Mrs m

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  11. I reject every naomi in my lyf.y wud u just pour san san in sum1's garri lyk dat.btw d guy was nt serz enuf,a very interested guy wud stl try to know u if u lyk be married to obama.

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  12. Naomi the witch. One doesn't need to fly at night to be called a witch, infact many witches operate during the day, right bfor ur korokoro eyes. Naomi is pure evil. Iys just jealousy.

    Some girls sha. I bind every Naomi in my life. I had a junior colleague whom I used to help in d office. Despite all my help, she bad mouths me to the main boss. I now knw her ways and deal with her accordingly.

    She was hoping to get a promotion this year. I made sure it didn't happen.

    I feel so proud... E.J.I

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    1. I think d worst punishment wld b to continue to be urself while treatin her as d snake she is.Meaning dnt try to block her blessings,i dnt know if uare a christian but there's a part in the bible dt says wen u continue to do good 4 ur enemies,it will be like heaping burning coals on their head....Even though it's not easy doing that,just b urself,dnt try to repay her evil for evil.Leave her in God's hands to deal with appropriately

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    2. I think d worst punishment wld b to continue to be urself while treatin her as d snake she is.Meaning dnt try to block her blessings,i dnt know if uare a christian but there's a part in the bible dt says wen u continue to do good 4 ur enemies,it will be like heaping burning coals on their head....Even though it's not easy doing that,just b urself,dnt try to repay her evil for evil.Leave her in God's hands to deal with appropriately

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    3. Thanks anon 9:59, i almost typed same thing as you did last nyt. But for some reason i let it slide.
      I like the illustration of poverbs "heaping hot coals" and more
      Just let your co-worker be, "Vengeance/retribution is mine, i will repay/recompense" says the lord.
      Do your work, let her do hers. Let her get whatever is due for her, dont be a block for any reason.
      Revenge is best served cold, and even sweeter when coming from God.

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  13. Naomi the witch. One doesn't need to fly at night to be called a witch, infact many witches operate during the day, right bfor ur korokoro eyes. Naomi is pure evil. Iys just jealousy.

    Some girls sha. I bind every Naomi in my life. I had a junior colleague whom I used to help in d office. Despite all my help, she bad mouths me to the main boss. I now knw her ways and deal with her accordingly.

    She was hoping to get a promotion this year. I made sure it didn't happen.

    I feel so proud... E.J.I

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  15. blessings.......
    One, its a done deal, he is taken, don't go there, mixing in another's soup is no good for you or your self esteem.
    Two: Lessons that came from the exchange.
    -- Naomi is not your friend,
    -- choose carefully with whom you share your personal information.
    -- if he was really interested in you he would have come directly to you and ask if there is a possibility for you both to go out and perhaps develop a relationship. Why was he so willing to take the word of another and not respect you enough to ask you directly?
    ---Get the lessons life brings your way, pay attention, implement them and move on and most of all, choose your friends wisely.

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  16. Na,she ain't no ordinary cockblocker,shes a full fledged witch and since this particular one has learnt how to operate without flying,u have to learn how to shoot without aiming. Suffereth her spec of witchcraft not to live biko...

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    1. Lmaoooo @ "Suffereth her spec of witchcraft not to live biko..." amen to that...

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    2. Hehehhe, even witchcraft get spec? Lol thelma thinks wont kill me With laffs

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  17. Do a tell-all to the guy, then wish him a happy married life and go have a sit down down with Naomi the ogbanje, after which she gets cuts off from my life.

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