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All The Snatchers In The House Put Your Hands Up!!!

Haha! Err, I don't believe all of us are so holy and innocent. It's a lie jor. Yes I know they say nobody can be 'snatched' as people aren't purses but I know you know what I mean. 

If you have ever snatched another person's boo, (i.e. Snatcher), raise your hands and 'fess up. If your boo was dating someone else when you guys started dating, or perhaps even got engaged, 'fess up and spill! 

And for those of us that have lost a boo to a snatcher, those of us whose boo left us for someone else (i.e. Dumped), pele my darlings, it happens to the best of us. But you too get to spill. When/How did you find out about him/her and how did they do it? 

Or have you been Snatched, (i.e. Snatchee). I'm curious about you, you know? Isn't it true that nobody can be snatched that didn't want to be? Or were you jazzed? Did the sex confuse you? Snatched ladies, just like Breezy said; when a rich nigger want you, and your boyfriend can't do nothing for ya.... these girls ain't loyal. Did a rich guy snatch you from your broke boo? Spill. 

Y'all know I'm honest so I will tell you about when I've been in both positions; Snatcher and Dumped

Thelma the Snatcher: Early 20s. I knew the babe, we weren't friends but her elder sister was my senior in QC and she was mean so that made my mission easier and guilt-free. I admit, I had some weapons of seduction and before I knew it I had him eating out of the palm of my hand. She knew about me, she was threatened and she lost. And when I was done with him I dropped him like he was hot yam and moved on. (Damn I miss my early 20s. Growing up sucks!)

Thelma the Dumped: In retrospect it was probably karma because... The above instance. I found out a month to their wedding when I saw her shoes in his wardrobe. How she did it, to the best of my knowledge; wealthy parents and a pregnant womb. Dude dumped my like heavy baggage and went with his people to prostrate before her father. 

I've never been the Snatchee/Snatched. I'm just too loyal to whomever I'm with. 

Your turn, male and female alike; Snatcher, Snatchee and the Dumped, SPILL!!!


  1. What do you call a situation where the girl digs you and practically abandons her man for you? Is that *virtual* snatching? And I would've said no but..errm..that ukwu was something else..

    1. Lmao @ virtual snatching. When a girl leaves her man for you? You're the bawse jare. LOL.

  2. Let me confess, I have snatched but in the end he still went back to her. I'm married now sha so it doesn't pain me too much. Sometimes we snatch a man because we know we can, it is as simple as that. But most times the man must have shown us green light first so it is not completely the girls fault.

  3. Oho! I've not experienced any of these cos I've never been in a relationship.

  4. I was almost a "snatchee" but DH was so devastated when it was all going on and what made me go back to him was how genuinely hurt he was, the fact that he wore is heart on his sleeves in his fear of losing me whilst the other guy had felt so confident I wasn't going back to DH and made some derogatory statements that made me kinda see him as heartless.
    I've been dumped but I've never snatched anyone- have never had the heart to.
    Heck, I couldn't throw caution to the wind and leave DH- didn't have the heart to see him so broken.

    1. Now he refers to that time as, " the little distraction you had ".
      We don't speak about it either.

  5. I'm in the virtual snatching too oh! Many times tho! Wonder why? Dude starts disturbing/ threatening me fone! Mehn dat Shii Cray!.... How did u even get my number na?

  6. In other news, tnx 2 ds blog o.. just ended my affair wit some married dude.. PHEW!! Thank you lord N ttbers. . Now, moving on, I've been both a 'snatcher', 'snatchee ', 'the snatched', 'dumped'.. ALL I Don experience..

    1. and we are happy for you :D

    2. Anon were u the one reading ttb on Mrs m's husband's phone! Well thank God for ur repentance lool

    3. @tolu, now dats funny. So you remebered that post! Lolz

    4. Thank God for the grace to do so. God will bring your own to you and he will be everything and more...

    5. @uyi yes I remember these things lol

    6. @ Tolulope, NO oooo!!! E no b me oo.. I use my own fone.. lol! Guess ur hubby's mistress is still @ large..

  7. snatcher over here,just once thou,

  8. Never snatched anybody o.. when both parties end relationships that were already troubled before starting a new one together, that ain't snatching now... abi?
    Never been a snatchee either, I no get that kind energy.
    As to being dumped, being one to get bored in a relationship easily had me always taking a walk once my restlessness became unbearable. So no to that either.

  9. I have been dumped, I have been a snatched. But I have never snatched anyone before.

  10. My boo and I walked out of our relationships to start one involving us. Lol what does that make us?

  11. Me and DH snatched ourselves from our boos loooool, then if we wanted to jonz around we play banky's tiff my kele and laugh like hell haaaa.

  12. oops.....sorry cant relate.....*yikes*

  13. Snachee and dumped.

    The dumped times hurt like hell cos I usually walk away before you even realise it but those two times.. damn!

    Sometimes when current boo starts taking things for granted and "forgetting" to call, there's always someone to fill the communication gap and like my sis says, it doesn't take long to start "catching" feelings..

    #Shrugs S#*t happens.. **pardon my French**

  14. Dumped & been dumped.guess it's

  15. I was snatched.ex-boo was mkn me unhapi.present boo was dere to pay I left ex fr hm


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