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Dr Says- By Oyinlola Sobowale

1. What’s good for the heart is good for the libido 
2. Doing chores with boo ensures a great sexual play  
3. The antioxidant found in tea promotes blood flow all over the body for brainpower
4. blah blah blah
5. more blah blah blah
6. The older we get, the better we should at sex and oral is the mature way to go
Ahan! I got you right there,” she shrieked excitedly as her cat-like eyes roved the entire piece and settled on the sixth point. 

“You and I both; taking over the night with breathless moans…going south baby”. She conversed with space, leaping for joy as her mind went into overdrive strategically planning a sweet welcome 
for her oyoyo
Food? Check. Wheat it is today; especially since she made his favourite Egusi soup earlier, seasoned with the assorted sallah beef sent in by grandpa. Going to the market had been a great ordeal what with all the traffic at every point in Lagos as it witnessed a barrage from returning Eid-celebrants. So when Darasimi got a call from her dad fondly referred to as grandpa that he had sent some ram meat over, pure relief enthused as she gladly made a U-turn from the bustling road, hitting the drive gear all the way home whilst singing along to R Kelly’s ‘Sex me’. 

Toju was due back any moment now; his office had annoyingly pulled a fast one on them when he was pleaded with at the last minute to come prepare and clean up some office files in readiness for CBN’s inspection which was scheduled for Wednesday- immediately after the Sallah break. Toju’s work involves creating letters of credit for all customers and reconciling offshore accounts. Being a sensitive role, it had to be him and so all the initial weekend plan had gone to waste since he would 
also have to travel toCalabar in between for some other stuff. 

Thank goodness Yemi had offered to keep the kids a day longer…sheer bliss. Isn’t she just awesomely blessed to have such wonderful in-laws? It would afford her all the time she needed to do the ‘R’ stuff with hubby without fear and worry of the little ‘goons’ sneaking up innocently on them. 

Romantic setting? Check. The rooms were truly set now; bathroom, living room, dining room…basically all the rooms have a touch of the lavender petals oozing a special aphrodisiac smell. Scented candles well lit. Chardonnay was cooling in the fridge. Strawberry and honey laced ice-cream was her choice dessert. These alone would make any man’s knees weaken. Satisfied with her efforts at creating the perfect sexual alcove, Dara showered quickly changing into her outfit for the evening…a purple crop top showing off her smooth, radiant skin with a matching panties only that the bottom was a shade darker. Her long, elegant legs carefully accentuated with Jimmy Choos’ thigh high boots and of course her apron sexily tied around like a sarong to cover the ‘V’, she was ready to receive, 
serve and delight. 


The key turned in the keyhole a second time alerting Dara to Toju’s arrival even though he had called her on his descent from the Calabar flight at exactly 2.30pm which was thirty minutes ago…the exact time it took to drive from the Lagos airport to their Magodo abode. 

Mushberry I’m home,” he called out his eyes adjusting to the semi-darkness. Toju dropped his bags by the recliner and went in the direction of the glowing light all the while wondering what his wife was up to this time. 

Mushberry?” he called out again 

A scantily-sexily clad Dara sat at the foot of the stairwell, her legs spread wide with a smile dancing around her lips. 

“Babe you look jaw-dropping fabulous,” he pulled her up for a smattering kiss; his tall frame enveloping her smaller one. “Have you forced the kids to sleep or what? How did you manage to prance around in this without them seeing?” he asked as his eyes took in every bit of her luscious body. He was feeling all ravenous all of a sudden. 

“No jor,” she chuckled loudly “the ferry mother carted them away so it’s just you and me,” her fingers trailed his pointed nose. 

“I didn’t want to give away my plans so I avoided mentioning they were still with your sister”. Dara rose on tiptoes and kissed her husband hotly on the ears whispering, “This evening is for adults only, 
no underage allowed”. 

“Hmmm. So how do we begin this my beautiful, erotic wife?” “A quick shower or...” he left the words hanging. 

“A very very quick shower sweets while I pour out some wine for you” Dara sent him off with a gentle swat on his bum. 

Whistling and pulling on his tie as he took two steps at a time, Toju showered in five not even trying to keep the hormones down. Hard to believe his wife of 17 years who just turned 43 and he, approaching his 49th still thump this hard like school children crushing in love. 

He exited the shower into the waiting arms of his damsel; wine in hand, apron gone, her ‘V’ in his full glare and all he could think about was downing the wine there and taking a hungry lick. 

Darasimi seeing the emotions flicker across his face shook her head, “No. No. No. No. It’s my turn sweets…I’m going all the way”. She pushed Toju on the chair just by the bed and made him gulp some wine. 

“I just knew we bought this chair for good reasons sweets,” 
Going south with her mouth, Darasimi started off very easily and gently watching his every expression as she did so. She knew where it tickled her oyoyo and she wasn’t afraid to try, anything to keep him in her coffers. Having read so much on the art of testicular-pleasuring, she put her tongue and fingers to great work wanting nothing else than to see her man squirm in pure ecstasy. Having carefully cut her nails, she made a gentle push on his perineum to intensify his orgasm. She remembered all she read about ‘Deep Throat’. Only that came to mind now, even though she mentally plans to try The Hoover; Peppermint Stick; Butterfly Flicks and Love Nibs later. Using all four 
fingers to hold him, she removed one finger to let go down a little further letting her mouth adjust to a deeper penetration. Because she stuck out her tongue before taking him in, she realized she could take more and caressed him with the back of her throat, adding some flavor at intermittent with the use of a lube. From the obvious shakes Dara realized even hubby couldn’t take it anymore at this point. 

“Oh Dara, nibo lo ti ko e ni eleyi simi?” he bemoaned in his favourite Yoruba Language adding a bit of her name. 

“The power of internet sweets and this is just round one love, we shall soon proceed to the bath tub…a long evening awaits us”.  

************Writer’s note – I hope no one is expecting a second part, please don’t. End of story. No more. I know lots of my readers are unmarried like me; so let’s save the imaginations till later. 

Photo credit goes to… Peniel Enchill

"nibo lo ti ko e ni eleyi simi" literally translates to "where did they teach you this to do to me"
In case you are also wondering how I came up with this…erm *scratches head*plenty reading o. I actually stumbled upon this Christian site a couple of months ago for married women. Its aim is to spice up the sex life of Christian married women. You know how we act now when it comes to pleasing our husbands in that regard, well I hope to use some tidbits when I finally get married. If you desire to be like me please find linkat HERE 

PS - All activities described are for married couples o *lips sealed*

Thanks Oyinlola for sharing this. Guys she's one of us and she's also got her own blog 


  1. This PS came late o, after the whole digest. Kilode? Sounds like a bus conductor screaming "No change o!" after everyone has settled in. Lol.

    Wonderful piece Oyinlola.

    1. It was an intentional something o. Laughing.

      Thanks a lot for the glowing words.

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  3. Ah OYINNN

  4. christian nymphos. okay nah! just checked it out internet is crawling so imma bookmark d page and return to it later. i never marry ooo bt soon to be IJN and i wont want to be found wanting in bedmatism with DH. hope its ok to start reading at my very lil spare time for better understanding n performance in future. i no dey for holier than thou bedroom in help me God

  5. T which kain high jump be this naaaa choii can't wait to be married o cos my hubby would never look outside. I have been reading about this topic seriously and i can't dull myself.

  6. Wow is all I have to say, and okaaaaaay....

  7. I'm singing oh! *Praise thy lord, my spirit, soul & body, X3, Shout Hallelujah"!
    Amin Jesu...

    Oyin, Take ur time oh!

  8. Chei chei chei......chei oooooooo. Oyin, u are one wooocked xtian woman shaaaaa...

  9. Oyin oya chop kiss..u r too gbasky..

  10. Thelma! Choi! That place u people ended the story is not good o. Anywais nothing spoil. I can't wait to be married.
    Madam Oyin, very very very good job. Fantastic story. More ink to ur pen.

  11. Thelma! Thelma!! Thelma!!! Shey you don't know some of us are under 18 ni? see Wetin my eyes see for this post... "the Hoover; Peppermint Stick; Butterfly Flicks and Love Nibs" let baba kabuoy come and catch you o! Lol...
    I'm with Ruthy on this one sha... singing "I shall not be... I shall not be moved" lol!

    Nice story Oyinlola... lol!

    1. Haaaa! Baba Kabuoy search me, I have nothing to hide. It's Oyinlola o! LOL

  12. the day i planned tis type of tin for DH and i, my mother just spoilt everytin with a rubbish suprise visit. I just felt like "flogging her". But im hoping to do it again on our next anniversary which is in january.

    1. Rotfl!!!! Anon!!!! How wud she have known nah!!!! Lmaoooo!!!!! Flog ke?! **doing sign of the cross for you** lol... January is noh far!

  13. I'm seriously flush-blushing here. I wish I could borrow some of Ruth's words to describe some of these feelings. Thanks everyone for the positive words; Sunshine, Kabuoy; talikhi bekas; Salam Abiola, Opara Mabel; CCCC; ejoec; phransea; anon rider...your "ahhh" is loaded; Ruthy again *my head is swelling* I'm glad you find the link useful too.

    ...and thanks Thelms for sharing, for that wonderful mention too. You rock!!! kisses

  14. Hmmmmmm if this is marriage! I MUST mare(i.e marry in pidgin) sounds soooo wonderful...but my intended is saying he wont do oral o so I myt not be doing dat one......#JoyDaNuGirl

  15. I just read the post. You cut us off and left us hanging Oyinlola.......Nice one.


  16. Nice piece babe. U r rily a gud writer.wish I cud write lyk u. Lemme pretend I didn't see "the Hoover; Peppermint Stick; Butterfly Flicks and Love Nibs"

  17. Loves piece Oyin! T the P.S at d end of all that steaming read...ochi eze! *off to ask Uncle Google abt d Hoover n his brodas*


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