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Friends Like Tonto Dike Wanted. ASAP!

Of course you can never know how true the things you read on the Internet are, especially as this is coming from the same person who just a few days ago said that "Lagos is a lie"... 

But let me leave cynicism and skepticism aside and inform all willing applicants that there's a vacancy in the office of Friends of Thelma and only applicants as generous as Tonto Dike or my former friend Matty need apply. 

*Now awaiting your applications*

LOL. I really need this kind of generousity in my life like yesterday. 

Haha! Who else needs a 'Tonto Dike' in their lives?

Pictures courtesy of Linda Ikeji's blog. 


  1. Of course you can never know how true the things you read on the Internet are, especially as this is coming from the same person who just a few days ago said that "Lagos is a lie"...
    Thelma I too gbadun you jare.

  2. I so want a Tonto Dike......I go even fashy ur side oh Thelma...lolzzz.....but come to think about it,am not an ass licker like Jerry..... TNHW

  3. Mine has been vacant since forever,nobody won gree fill **sad face**

    But if you are willing to accept the change I have,then I officially apply for the position**takes a bow**#hehehehehehe


  4. Jehovah,my life is ready and ripe for this kind of friend oo connect me oh lord. Also make my life sweeter and richer so I can also apply as committee of friends of thelma!

  5. lol but T, Jerry does things for her and helps her out and stuff so what would you give me in return if I become your ''Matty'' cant eat your cake and have it now?

    1. Just invest in me first and you'll see. Faith babe, have faith.

    2. Invest ko divest ni lmao.

  6. Like seriously I need a Tonto dike in my life and FLNP am available if Thelma doesn't want you and any one also interested should apply. I rep November 25th

  7. Chai! Thelma, I just read the matty post!!! Haaa! There's injustice looto!!!! I totally agree!!! Me I don't want Tonto o.. is Matty I want! Lmao!!!

  8. LOL.
    T me that bought the Eiffel Tower for my bff nko? Because I no put am online?
    *Long Hiss*

    1. Lol... You sef for put am now? You come dey vex

  9. OMG!
    I read the Matty post a and deleted everything I had typed before. Who cares about Tonto? God please give me a Matty o. But God, I want my Matty for keeps**shines teeth**

  10. I soo Need a Tonto Dike in my life and I actually want to me one 2

  11. Who is this Matty sef? I need you too oo
    (See me needing someone I don't know lollll)

    1. See Thelma's handiwork!

    2. Wale is it you ?

  12. Abeg Tonto sld pack one side biko; Matty things needed on aisle Zig!


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