Clement, such an outdated name
I've heard a few but this takes the prize for lame
Everything about him is just wrong
His very existence is a satirical song
I really can't stand his whiny voice
When he speaks I confuse it for mosquitoes noise
With his nose, so wide and big
I bet when he sleeps he snorts like a pig
Clement's belly resembles a drum
I often advice he feed solely on crumbs
At the sight of his hair I get a fright
Clement is manageable only in the dark of night.
This guy called Clement.....
Clement, such a sweet sounding name
All mothers should name their sons the same
Everything about him makes my heart sing
I live for they day he'll bless me with a ring
You should hear his voice, so thin, it's cute
Reminiscent of an angel playing the flute
Clement's nose should be in a portrait
The magnificence of its size almost makes me prostrate
My Clement has got belly like a bear
No one can provoke us or even dare
He's got hair so shaggy and thick
Running my hands through it gives me such a kick!
To hear them talk, you'll have to wonder
What makes one sick, makes the other one fonder,
Now I understand, it's no longer a blur
That one woman's Eeewwww is another woman's Aaawwww.
I wrote this about a year ago and today I'm reminded that one's girl's Eeew is another girl's Aaaw as my friend *Uju is now dating the guy that *Kamsi turned for years. And get this, the reasons Kamsi rejected him are the same reasons Uju fell for him. I'll tell you a few. He's very very very dark skinned, he's also very short, about 5ft5". Uju says this is her spec.
Uju is weird I know but apparently not everyone is looking for the tall broad shouldered caramel complexioned brother. As Sasha Bone would say some like them hot, some like them cold, some like them three days old. So everyone with their individual specs.
Ladies and Gentlemen, what is your spec?
And while we're at it please who can give me synonyms for Spec? That word is so annoying. LOL.