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Dear Thelma... (Miss 'Never Had An Orgasm')

Dear Thelma, I am new on your blog, please hide my name.
Please I want to ask you and the female bv how they come. I have never come before and bae has tried everything, sometimes I just pretend so that he won't feel too bad. How can I experience it please? Sometimes I wonder if maybe I have but I dnt knw what it feels like, bvs please how will I know if it happens to me, what are the signs. Thank you.

By "come" she meant Orgasm. I mailed back to ensure that she's an adult (LOL), yup, she is. I did a post on this some months ago but for the life of me, I can't what I titled it, otherwise I'd have referred you to it, Poster. 


  1. Trust me If it happens u will just know

  2. I'll comment if bea is ur hubby...#TeamBAV

  3. Not everyone comes from penetration and about 80% or more of women come from stimulating the vagina especially the Clitoris. You can also get a vibrator (Clit stimulator can be best) to aid you and your bae in the process. It's something worth experiencing but you guys should be willing to relax and explore........UGO

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    1. It got me Rolling.... *choi*! Thelma, where do u Get dese pix from?

  5. I'll comment if bea is ur hubby...#TeamBAV

    1. PULEEZZZ! What's that?

  6. The picture looks like the woman is having an epilepsy attack. Lol

  7. comment only when bae is hubby!!! like seriously? u shldnt av commented at all. r u virgins or did u marry as one? (no offence meant) please allow her experience whatever and make her decision later on as to bn celibate or not. Thelma allowed d post so dont make her feel like shes sinful, shes an adult afterall. poster u can gt a bullet its very small, size of a lipstick n as low as £10 to £20 dont know d 9ja price. its to stimulate the clitoris and am very sure u'd orgasm in mins. that way ud know what it feels like you probably av experienced it b4. meanwhile, most women dont orgasm during penetration tell ur bae to give u oral if he can or use his fingers to stimulate ur clits. all the best bt if hes not hubby biko use protection. #shikena this picture though!

  8. This picture mehhhnnnn,I laff I tire to laff,thelms where do u get all these pics from?. U no go kill person biko@ poster I too used to have d same issues, I never came through penetration even up till now but I kind of mistakenly had something with an old friend of mine and ohhhh jeezzz,this guy took me to cloud nine and brought me back,I think I made this face above during that period, the guy broke a record no one could, he made me come though not through penetration, the guy is a good licker and sucker, but if boo can't lick,guess he should use his fingers,they work wonders too. He should find what works for u and administer it.
    Going anon on this

  9. Ah! I would say you should be in charge when having coitus. When you are on top of your patner you stand a better chance of climaxing! All the best......

  10. Have you been circumcised? Because that could be one reason...

    1. I wasn't circumcised and I don't come too

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