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Man Spends £100,000 To Look Like Kim Kardashian!

I was just passing time when I saw this and yup, I had to show you!

23-year-old Jordan James from Manchester, has reportedly spent £100,000 on trying to look more like his role model – Kim Kardashian-West.

His journey to looking like the reality TV star started when he first saw Kim on the hit E! production Keeping Up With the Kardashians a few years ago; and has since had 50 lip-filling operations, eyebrow tattoos, Botox injections in his eyes, eyebrows and forehead, and even Kim’s favourite beauty treatment – the Vampire facial – all in the hope of looking more Kim-like.

That’s not all, Jordan reportedly spends thousands of pounds on designer outfits like PradaLouis VuittonChanel and more to complete his stellar Kim K transformation.



  1. Poor lost child
    - A Bili

    1. Lolz. Utterly and completely lost...

  2. he looks ridiculous..thelma..i miss the old blog. this one looks commercialized not like a personal blog like before before but i guess change is good.

  3. He looks nothing like Kim in my eyes. Those eyebrows tho....loooooooool!!!

  4. I'm not impressed by any 'plastic surgery'. All I see is total make-up, those doctors are just siphoning his money(that's if it is his). And he doesn't even look like Rob talkmore of Kim! *sigh

  5. Lol@_he doesn't look like Rob, uyi ehhhhh kai. Poor child. May God redeem his soul.@thelms I stumbled on some other blogs today and going through them just made me conclude u are unique,biko don't change ur style of blogging ohhh,it's so different. I wouldn't mention names of the blogs I stumbled on,but dem dry no be small,couldn't even comment. I love TTB like daku,as in like kilode.

  6. I'm sad on his behalf. Pathetic. Total waste of precious resources. Unattractive. Repulsive. Double hian!

  7. Lol. that one's mind now he looks like Kim?

  8. I saw this earlier and tot it was a joke...he's lost mehn

  9. Ok...uhmm...sorry I'm gonna deviate here, I don't know why I forgot about this when Thelma did that 'Amaze me' post..
    So, due to joblessness, I have an uncanny ability to form cool conspiracy theories outta the blues...and I'm going to illustrate one for you..that's why I didn't pay attention to all that illuminati talk cos you know..I wasn't impressed..
    So here goes...
    I should warn you though, would it be a waste of your time?...probably.
    But will it be totally worth it....probably not...
    Anyway... Thelma, sorry you're the specimen in this one
    So have you noticed that all the names associated with Thelma has 6letters...her name, surname, even the blog..thelma thinks..hehehehe...#EndTime..#666.
    Lol...I know someone out there just got scared....or rolled their eyes...well, I warned you.

    1. Oh shit! Even her middle name.. me no mind...I'm just kidding

    2. OYO is ur case...

    3. I think pun was intended as ur handle says...even her other name Nwogbo! I think thelma herself would be Lolling to d coincidence too! Nice observation.
      But most ibo names with the prefix 'N-' are mostly 6letters e.g Nnamdi, Nwanze etc.

  10. This guy is soo sick!!..needs serious mental help. Just a total waste of a human being.
    Soo disgusting!!

  11. Thelma, u were asking us if we hv sickos around us whn u did d sickos post. I think I jes found another..

  12. A case of no mind and soul in a body. Thank God he revealed himself. Imagine marrying someone like this only for him to discover his purpose in life is to become Kim.

  13. But kim's lips are not that full nah

  14. Very sad..please visit

  15. Wat a waste! And he's not even anywhere close. smh


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