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Shhhh. Confession Time.





Forgive me for I have sinned. My last confession was...


There are like a ton of things I've never admitted to anyone and I'm in the mood to confess... On the one hand because it can be therapeutic, on the other hand because I like to trade my stories in exchange for yours. So! These are my confessions. 

1. I wasn't happy for Osayi when she told me she was getting married. Not only wasn't I happy, I actually tried to kick against it and make her see reasons why she shouldn't get married. I tried to make her question her decision and choices in hope she would delay it, at least. (In truth; I wasn't jealous. I was just afraid to lose an ally. I knew the minute she got married things would change and I would be alone. Who would I begin to moan about being single and heartbroken with? Who would be my ally? Who would I talk to for hours on end about everything and nothing? So I really didn't want her to get married. BUT fast forward to 2 years later, we're still thick as thieves and not much has changed). 


2. I once advised someone close to me to get preggers for her boo in order to "hook" him. Prior to this a number of people, including her spiritual leader had given her the same advise (her situation was "special"), she shunned them all. One fine afternoon I sat her down and drilled it into her head, told her why she had to do it and how she should go about it. One month later she got pregnant, five months later they got married. Today they've got two kids and are happily married. Hubby knows the part I played and guess what, he actually thanks me! *Pheew!*


3. I haven't checked my weight in over 2 years. Ignorance can be blissful. *Covers face*. 


4. I once told an Ex that I was a victim of sexual abuse and molestation in order to get out of having sex with him. When we're together I'd squeeze my eyes shut and begin to act all feverish and frightened. Then one day he went and booked me some counseling sessions with a psychotherapist somewhere in Ikoyi. It was then I knew I just had to find a way to get out of that relationship for good. (Why was I dating someone I didn't even like in the first place though? Topic for another day...)


5. I've made soup only once this year, and besides this I cannot remember the last time I made soup. (I generally don't like swallow, I don't live with my parents and I'm not dating... So my culinary exploits are very limited, seeing as I can exist on cake and milk for weeks...)



And my last confession is that I really want to do a lot of reading this weekend so I may be MIA for the most part. 

Let's hear it from you; your confessions! Is there something you've actually never admitted before? Spill Spill Spilllllllll!

Comments

  1. Will you be in Abuja to see your new hit?

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    1. For the answer check Confessions (2) sometime in 2015. It'll read something like "so remember that guy I told y'all about, the foreign one... Hmmm. Yes o! I went to Abuja and ...".

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  2. Hmmmm. Confession T I haven't gone to church this year. #runs away

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    1. Lmao!!!! come back here! where are you running to? lol! i hope you have a personal relationship with God tho. that really matters! **hugs**

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    2. Funniest confession.. God forgive us!

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  3. I am tired of my marriage. My husband does not love me and I don't care. I am just here till I have a better idea.

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  4. I'm pregnant!!!! I'm so happy! Hubby and I haven't told anyone yet and it's killing me keeping it in...I'll just go anonymous lol. Its so exciting and I keep rubbing my belly. Best Christmas present ever.

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    1. Congratulations anonymous. When you start telling people make sure u come and tell us with your real name.

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    2. Thanks anon...i will do lol

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    3. I think I can guess who this preggers anony is .. congrats babe happy for ya

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  5. No confession because I am an open book but I think Ruthylicious tells plenty of lies. Her stories don't add up is what I have noticed

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    1. If U have dedicated ur life to monitoring the truths & lies in my own life then accept my heartfelt condolences!!!!
      It is well. 1st things first. I'm Ruth. Who are U?

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    2. Lmao! @ Ruthy! Spot on! Some people like trouble sha! Kilode! Lol!

      Kabuoy

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  6. If Ruthy tells a lot of lies, that's none of your business.

    If you choose to make it your business, then you. Should add. Your name.

    Never judge a book by its cover. This is Thelma's blog and not Ruthy's blog.

    ...you are welcome for the advise.

    Clare.

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  7. T pls go and check ur weight ooooo. In dat situation, ignorance is nt bliss joor -its healthy. And, ah went for confession yestaday. So still kinda clean #winks#

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  8. I am secretly very happy my uncle lost in d Pdp primaries, so he wont be coming bk to National assembly in 2015. Wicked man wants me to sleep with him before he helps me with a job and he keeps saying he ll take good care of me and no one ll suspect since he is my uncle. Nawa for some human beings sha!!

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    1. that's not fair, I'm secretly happy with you too

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  9. Confession......no confession, i'm sooo clean and innocent its unbelievable.

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    1. Hahaha. It's really unbelievable.

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    2. Preposterously unbelievable, lol.

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  10. I have been straffing a colleague secretly. We act like nothings happening between us at work though!

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  11. I have been sourcing for materials on mood management, and the few I've found are a bit helpfull, I can't stay happy for 1 day, so many fake smiles.

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    1. Oh wow,do u enjoy comedy shows? I'll advice u watch "Gags" on Comedy Central. And pls hang around people who crack jokes. And just think and stay positive minded. Take control of ur mind and don't let depression set in. If ur in a r/ship,pls dont take it out on ur partner...

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  12. Wow Kene, that's not a good thing. Life is to short to be so unhappy. Honestly. Look around you and find some inspiration . Happiness is a journey not a destination, you must choose to be happy despite the challenges.

    Yesterday I visited an orphanage to make. Donation to some babies (Heart of Gold Children's Hospice). I cried and told God I'd learn to appreciate the little things I take for granted. Do pray about your present state.

    @ FNLP, don't mind these yeye senators, that's how I met the one incharge of my constituency o, (lower house) to help with aa job. After hailing me for having such good grades, he made some calls and told me things are looking positive. Fast-forward to evening tiime, he says I shld meet him in a hotel.

    All these HIV infested senators/Honorables Hissss. Clare

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  13. Are Kene and Kene Francis the same person? Kene Francis I've learnt a lot from 'The Secret', maybe you can read it if you haven't already done so. Another thing I learnt recently is the power in positive confession. Last week in Asaba, my friend who wedded is a pastor and the other chics that were there were her mentees or church workers. Each morning at 4.30am we'll wake up to pray and although most of their prayers were in tongues, the ones that were in plain English fascinated me, it was all positive confession positive confession positive confession. Eg instead of saying "God/Holy Spirit please do so so and so for me" they'd say "Holy Spirit I see it happening, the wedding is beautiful, the wedding is a success, the make up is beautiful, there are no delays, there are no mishaps, I see laughter everywhere the marriage will be blessed, the marriage will be fruitful, I see blessings all around, I see the Holy Spirit taking control ....." . Visualization and calling it into being. I'm not sure how it works but it works. Two days ago I was freaking miserable and I didn't post anything, the next morning I said it's because I was too busy. That wasn't entirely true, I was just too unhappy and miserable to even muster energy to open the blog. Yesterday morning I woke up and told God "today I am happy, I'm positive, I see blessings, I see favour, I choose to be happy etc" and I even titled my first post "Because I'm happy".. Nothing had changed between two days ago and yesterday, but after these proclamations I became lighthearted and happy! And I'm still walking on sunshine. Lol. I realize that the situation didn't need to change for me to be happy, what needed a change was my mindset.

    Now sweetheart I don't know the issues you're facing but I know there's always something to be thankful for. Please be happy.

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    1. It's the same person, thanks T and Clare

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    2. Yes thelma! God bless you! Iv seen it(law of positive confession) work!
      I have friends that go to Christ embassy. they declare +ve things all the time and it works for them. Anytime i'm around J in particular.. and I say... i'm feeling very weak... she'll say no! you're strong! You're healthy! You're able! I'll be like babes... abeg! lol... but I see it work for her. she always declares positive things and it works. My G.O says it too. With backing scriptures...(Provs 18 v 21). So na correct truth you talk!

      So me too... I declare:
      Today is going to be awesome, the party would be a success, everything would go smoothly! The food wie be sweet too! Lol!


      Kabuoy

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    3. I totally agree with making positive confessions. It is an everyday thing for me now and I am seeing results. I speak things the way I want to see them, this month I told myself to find fun in everything and it's been so since 1st. I receive grace to be mindful of God's presence at all times and His workings in my life. My eyes are open to good opportunities. My mind is fruitful and receptive to divine insights. I am enriched in the knowledge of the things of God and the works of my hand. I have a sound mind. I am a carrier of blessings, everywhere I go, they experience the blessings of God. I have an excellent spirit. I am filled with the peace of God. Yesterday someone almost upset me at work but I calmed myself, I have a special place where I go during my break to just speak in tongues. I walked up and down the stairs and I felt better. Positive confessions is good even if it things don't appear the way we want, even if our senses are not perceiving it, faith is believing anyways. God is ever faithful. Speak your future into existence.

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  14. Mother confessor,my confession disappeared after posting it. Maybe I want meant to confess them after all...lol

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    1. Is a lie ooo! Sasha!!!! Haaaa! Ojoro! Lol! Why didn't you copy it nah! Oya just one more time...

      Kabuoy

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    2. Kabuoy, you see the kind of people I'm learning from? Smh @sasha bone.

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    3. What a learning process...lmao! Wahala!... @sasha bone, no be so oh!

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    4. Hehe... @ memphis! don't mind sasha jare! Lol!

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  15. I realize that the situation didn't need to change for me to be happy, what needed a change was my mindset.
    Preach it sister!

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  16. No confessions ohh, am on the same page with FLNP and Memphis.

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    1. Enjay hmmmmmmm u too abi?. God is watching u in 3D.

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  17. Been MIA for some time now. Phone crashed and haven't been able to get another one 'cos they said it's beyond redemption(repair). Missed you guys so much especially you T!

    Fina

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  18. Surely would have been a confession from me today but my bf found out (infact,he knew when the affair started but kept quiet) i cheated on him so,sorry guys

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    1. Lol,That's so badass...was the other guy that hot? (butterflies in ur tummy and all?)

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    2. Chai I thought I loved gist but nnem sasha ur luv for gist eh is raised to the power infinity hahaha

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  19. people, do all chubby, thickums, or fat men have small penises ? asking for a friend...

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    1. Yes! But they'll claim "it's not bout the size but how to use it..." bleh! How do u use something that is barely there???

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    2. Ha! This is "Confession" Post na! Oya all ye silent thickums, come and clarify this issue. They said your *thing* is barely there.

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    3. hmm thanks sasha, i hear that a lot too and it's how the D is being used but idk about all of that.
      lol memphis you are a case!
      and anonymous 5:32pm this boo's D is thick too but height nor too dey.. oh well.

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  20. @sasha nd anon,may nt be all.but sasha's wrng.my boo's D is nt lng but itz thick.does dt mk it small?(Dunno).but he sure damn uses it well:D
    My confession-had an affair wt a married man.twsnt planned.we were frnds for lng.just hapnd one day.nd lyk 3 tymz after.me cnt ve casual sex nd strtd catchn feelnz so I left.

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    1. Im sleeping with my boss a married man....hmmmmmm..*please dont judge me i already feel terrible *

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    2. Don't worry anon someone will sure sleep with ur man too when the time comes

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  21. Been tryna figure my confession since morming but seems I spill my supposed secrets so nothing to confess at this time

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  22. My boss is so good to me...y am I crushing on his wife?d woman ain't helping,she's just flashing d green light all over...#God help me

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  23. My first time here and am loving it!
    Well done Thelma.
    I dislike my sis potential hubby-i jst dnt like the man at all.I can't imagine him being my future brother-in-law.

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    1. Hmmmm Have been thinking if am the only one with this same feeling or if something is wrong with ME... I dislike my Sis hubby. I feel the Man is just acting like a Good person becus my Sis. has money compare to him....

      Fay.

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  24. I wish I married my ex, it's just bin one year and it's boring already, with ex it wouldn't av been but the guy can cheat sha. But he's the only person I ever truely loved. Okbye

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  25. 'Wish I Married my ex' seems to be the trend nw. This is the 3rd time am coming across this comment this week. Why would someone wish they married their ex? Was it such a difficult decision to make then? .... I don't want to ever make such wish. Mayb u could make a post on this ish T so that I would knw better. Tnx in anticipation.

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  26. I am going to be the President of Nigeria.

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  27. Sugarvie, jus like michie girl said, ex was d only person she truly loved but cheats. U can love sb to d moon and bak but sth u can't ignore is wrong wt d person, I guess Dat's d reason or u love hubby but he doesn't love you. I jus pray God to give me my Mr Right Whole and complete. Dnt want no stories dat touch

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