Hahahahaha! Wonders shall never end. *Chioma just called me and her story was freaking hilarious. Last year Chioma lent her boo four hundred thousand naira (400k) to add to the money he wanted to use to buy a car. A few months later they broke up and he was yet to pay. One morning Chioma calls him and informs him that she wanted her money on that day, by fire or by force, she would come to his place and get it. It was one of the usual threats and she didn't actually intend to go to his house on that day. So you can imagine her shock when bobo called her and said "I saw the person you sent, I have given him the money, now you can leave me alone.". Chioma's face became a 'Huh?' meme; Me? Sent who? To where? When? How? Why? Wait... What?
He was very adamant and even began to swear that someone came to his house and he had been sent by Chioma. This guy stuck to his story until she got police involved and that's when the young man said "I was only joking".
Hia! What kind of silly joke is that biko?
Made me wonder about the lies I've been told by Exs. *Dee was the king of all liars, still is (Last month he claimed he's no longer married, something I know to be a BIG lie. Umu nwoke...) If I begin to recount his many lies I would be typing till midnight.
Enough about me; what's the biggest lie your present or former boo has ever told you? (Oh, and while we're at it, what lies have you told too?)