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The Biggest Lie 'Bae' Ever Told!





Hahahahaha! Wonders shall never end. *Chioma just called me and her story was freaking hilarious. Last year Chioma lent her boo four hundred thousand naira (400k) to add to the money he wanted to use to buy a car. A few months later they broke up and he was yet to pay. One morning Chioma calls him and informs him that she wanted her money on that day, by fire or by force, she would come to his place and get it. It was one of the usual threats and she didn't actually intend to go to his house on that day. So you can imagine her shock when bobo called her and said "I saw the person you sent, I have given him the money, now you can leave me alone.". Chioma's face became a 'Huh?' meme; Me? Sent who? To where? When? How? Why? Wait... What?

He was very adamant and even began to swear that someone came to his house and he had been sent by Chioma. This guy stuck to his story until she got police involved and that's when the young man said "I was only joking". 

Hia! What kind of silly joke is that biko?

Made me wonder about the lies I've been told by Exs. *Dee was the king of all liars, still is (Last month he claimed he's no longer married, something I know to be a BIG lie. Umu nwoke...) If I begin to recount his many lies I would be typing till midnight. 
    

Enough about me; what's the biggest lie your present or former boo has ever told you? (Oh, and while we're at it, what lies have you told too?) 

SPILLLLLLLLLL!

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  1. O.o...huh? *shudders*

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  2. I lied to my ex that I was an SS because I wanted to break up with him. I found out that he was a Muslim, only son of an Alhaja, but he was wonderful. All through the 3 months we were together, I kept thinking of how to break up with him. Until that lie

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  3. Wowwww that lie ehhhh. Anyway make I spill, I once lied to an ex that my mums rent had expired for months and the landlord threw their things out,(bobo stingy die and hardly gives me money except I ask and I no sabi ask even till date,am always shy to ask,I believe a guy should know my needs and not expect me to ask.). He loves my mum and sharply sent a whooping sum of money to my acct, I stupidly didn't call mum to inform her to play along even though I knew she wouldn't cos Mumsy na churchy. When he found outtt eehhhhh jeeez,all hell was let loose,took him time to trust me again.
    An ex once lied to me he wasn't married and I always saw ring on his finger but he would tell me it's for show and to keep the gals away cos their wahala too much,dude had a well furnished two bedroom flat and stayed there alone while his family were in same town where he built an apartment for them, imagine him using the house he got for himself to woo gals. Human being and lies. Thank God I have done away with it,God help me.

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  4. That chioma's guy is sharp o, am yet to find out any lies,we r good for now

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  5. Boo had just dropped me off, and said he was going home, for some reason, I dint believe him. Called me minutes later to say, he was home and off to bed, we said good nights. I entered my car and drove to his house, he was not home, I called, and called, his sister called and called, he dint pik. I waited in my car for abt 2hrs, before he came, I just drove past him and went home, he pursued me. Refused to let me enter my house, let me explain, let me explain, oya explain, Bobo said he went to eat, and was sitting in the restaurant alone, he just didn't feel like picking his fone, y did u lie u wer Goin to bed? I just dint want u to worry that I was going out!!!!!

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  6. I cheated on bae and got pregnant and I told him the baby is his even though I was not sure, but I later I went for a d&c and told him I had miscarriage, I could not take the risk

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  7. Now I'm going to be in an awkward situation where il have to tell a lie soon. I met this 29 yr old man in a October and we've been going on dates. He is so nice. Treats me like a princess and what not. He also has his masters but still stays with his folks and will be turning 30 in February. I just gave everything a good thought today and I don't think its something I want to continue. I mean, how many people are home at 30 ? Even after a graduate education ? All through our dates he always paid and I never dropped a dime. I was thinking since I just got a job and I start in January I can take him out and cater to him well well then tell him days after that I'm not ready for anything solid ? I don't want him to thjnk i was using him the whole time. Dude has been texting me since Thursday and I haven't responded ��. I feel terrible

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    1. He works also (social worker)

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  8. Last Feb i went on vacation with the guy I had been dating off/ on for two yrs. While approaching the boarding gate I overheard him (while on the phone with his friend) mention taking something to his wife. That tidbit of info slipped out and he tried to recant his statement. Long story short, THAT was the biggest lie I was told.

    Upon my return home, I visited a guy friend and he asked who I went on vacation with and i told him my cousin Maria. THAT was a small white lie but a lie nevertheless. I typically tell the truth with the occasional lie by omission.


    Moving forward, I keep bae's on a need to know basis.

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