While asleep one day someone must have carried out a lobotomy of sorts on me. It sometimes feels like the part of my brain responsible for feeling shame is missing. So there I was at the airport, trying to check my things in when the lady looked at my bag and asked what was in it. That was quite unusual so I ignored her at first, but when she pointed towards my bag and asked about something that was protruding I decided to answer her anyways. "Those are toys!", I said to her, casually. "What kind of toys?" she asked me suspiciously. "Sex toys!" I blurted and everyone around me began to mutter, like I could be bothered. The lady smiled mischievously and helped me get some warning tags with FRAGILE written on them, then gingerly plastered them on my bag and said I could be on my way.
LOL.
Fear not, I'm not about to go on a self-pleasure rampage. Here's what happened; a couple of years back someone talked me into starting a sex toy business and sent me a whole bunch of stuff from the USA. I never managed to sell even one, I just didn't quite know where to begin and soon after I totally forgot about them. I mentioned it once to the sender to know how I could return them but I received an indifferent shrug, seems the sender had also abandoned that pursuit. So days back I mentioned it to a friend of mine who used to be in the business many years ago, and she said she'll buy them off me, at a low rate, but at least I can give the first sender the proceeds if he's still interested...
So current situation, I'm sitting at the departure lounge, hoping my flight won't be delayed and hoping for a very veeeeeeeery smooth flight!
And yes, thanks a lot Phransea for nominating me for the Nigerian Blog Awards. I wouldn't have known such a thing existed had you not mentioned me. Guys, if Thelma Thinks becomes one of the final nominees get ready to vote, vote and vote. I'll keep you posted.
Meanwhile I might as well say goodnight. Once I touch down it's goodbye to all mobile devices till tomorrow.
What's your current situation?
Safe journey Thelma, current situation is nothing new or serious,just battling with some dude's thought in my head.enjoy ur flight.
ReplyDeleteCurrent situation rounding up at work. Yippeeeeee. And I've got a hot date after work. T I'll give you the gist later.
ReplyDeleteCurrent situation: im in my parents kitchen frying plantain for my dad. And eating ayamase and ofada rice on the side....although feels like The food is coming bk up as im pushing it down...oh well!
ReplyDeleteBaby things... wink*
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DeleteCurrent situation... in traffic(ozumba mbadiwe), brooding over this department change... trying really hard to see the good side... I just don't know jare! It'll all end in praise in Jesus name.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile thelma! Lmao @ "While asleep one day someone must have carried out a lobotomy of sorts on me. It sometimes feels like the part of my brain responsible for feeling shame is missing." like I laughed really hard... you wie just be letting somebody be "tommy" laughing cuz I can't laugh out loud!
Current situation...jst got bk home from work. What a day..phew!!!
ReplyDeleteJust rolling on my bed in pain. Ayam tayad buti praise God for the gift of motherhood . Clare
ReplyDeleteDear Anon, pele. It is well
DeleteBe strong, Clare. Joy is coming soonest. ;)
DeleteCurrent situation.. Got home real early today, surprised everyone, instead of sleeping, been blog stalking and watching 'For Colored Girls' again.
ReplyDeleteNight night all. Tee i hope your flight was veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth?
current situation: in the white house trying to do some work on my computer :D (best place to work btw). I do plan on going to thread my brows and wax my face afterwards because this unwanted hair on my face is really something!!
ReplyDeleteCurrent situation? Trying to be more committed to friends, I'm too nonchalant
ReplyDeleteLooool I wud hv crawled under a rug if that happened to me, yayyyy ready to vote all the way
ReplyDeleteI wanted to nominate you under the "Best Relationship blog" category but I procrastinated and reading this just reminded me.. so sorry :(
ReplyDeleteI'll gladly vote when the time comes.