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Flavour's Picture Makes My Heart Stop. One Day Thelma, One day...





My day had been one long drag up until I saw this picture. It was just what I needed to get my engine running, my heart racing, my blood pumping, my mind working. It woke me up.

It's no secret that Flavour is one hot man...
But to me he's not just sexy, he's also the best Nigerian artist IMHO, at least he's the only one whose album I can listen to without wanting to slit my wrist half way through, AND if my husband and I are buoyant enough, he's the one I'd like to sing at both my traditional and white weddings... Yes, that's how awed I am by his prowess. Yet when I look at this picture, that's not what has got the blood coursing through my veins this afternoon.

It's 2Pac, Miley, Jayz, Major Banks and Nikki, those canine gods. One day I too will walk into my home and my dogs, all eight of them, eight massive, healthy, well fed canines (which I hope would include a Caucasian Shepard) would bound up to me and welcome me home, tails wagging, tongues hanging, spit drooping; mama is home! 

Haha! I can hardly wait. 

I shrug off my babies; mama loves you guys but mama had a hectic day, besides mama has got to make sure her real babies, both of them have done their home work so she can get daddy's food ready before he gets home, and then take a shower and put on the Victoria Secret negligee, that one that makes daddy mad with desire...

Ok I'm getting carried away. You see what Flavour's picture has done to me? It's got me building my dream family. 

What's your dream family???


(Oh, and just at the front door stands the big bird cage, it houses my red-tail parrots Polly and Molly... Those ones can't care less that I'm back home. #shrug. Silly parrots...)


Comments

  1. Flavour? Best Nigerian artiste kwa? He won't make it 2 my top 20 sef. So ur future parrots already hv names?
    Issokay..

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    1. Easah please just oblige me, can you list these top 20 Nigerian artists? I'm curious.

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    2. I think Eesah is not Igbo, so I maybe understand why his list wouldn't have Flavour in it.
      I'm not his biggest fan, but he should make most valid top 20's

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    3. Eesah like kene said, u aren't not Igbo,so it's normal if u say flavour can't make top 20 but like Thelma said,list ur best 2O let's see,I love flavour like kilode,like Thelma too I pray to be able to afford to pay him to play at my traditional wedding n white too,I love that guy to my bones and he has raw talents,so his haters like eesah shud go hug transformer*tongue out*.

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    4. Lemme jes name 10 and let's see if Flavour is better than any of them..

      1-Wande Coal
      2-Banky W
      3-2-face
      4-Timi Dakolo
      5-Cobams Asuquo
      6-Nosa
      7-Tiwa Savage
      8-yemi Alade
      9-Chidinma
      10-Omawumi

      This is without rappers like Phyno and Olamide sef o

      Plz tell me if Flavour is better then any of 'em..

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    5. Eesah, how is Wande Coal at the top of your list? Right before Banky, 2face, Timi, Cobams and even Omawumi... Really?

      I don't care about Flavour too and if i had a list, he wont make it too. Maybe that's cos I'm not Igbo but Wande Coal is at the top?

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    6. Sunshine, I didn't mean it that way. I only listed 10 artistes that i feel are better than him randomly. Comprehende?

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    7. Eesah, WTF,WANDE N YEMI OVER FLAVOR? HMMMMM U B OLODO.

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    8. @Mabel, u clearly don't know wht "good music" is. U should ask Sunshine and Punintended for music lessons

      :D

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    9. Sunshine and pun intended?biko are dey musicians or do they take music lesson or are they professionals?*bbm confused smiley*.

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  2. LOL. Thelma U are alone on this biko. The dogs part oh.. His songs are awesome but his body is *Coughing nonstop*
    The word refused to come out ni. Moving on!

    My Dream family/Home?

    A one storey glass cone shaped house with a snooker board room oh.
    I need just 2 Lhasa apso puppies(male & female) , Dre & Sparkles.
    2 biological kids (boy & girl) & one adopted twin girls.

    Na Thelma make me think this one no be flavor oh? DFH, hope u don hear?

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  3. My dream family, 3 kids, the first two, three years apart, and the last a five year difference with his or her brother or sister with my very cool calm collected hubby.

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  4. My dream family, we will be living in a cute one storey house with large lawn, swimming pool short picket fence with plants all over the wall. Four children ( 2boys 2 girls) twins would be great. A wonderful ,successful, rich husband and father of the children. A poodle * I'm scared of dogs but poodles are cute and maybe a golden retriever, rabbits.

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    1. i'm so with you on the retriever thing. I think they're really cute and won't mind having one. my dream family?????? Never really thought about it but I know I want a baby girl as my first child

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  5. 3kids,mayb four, swimming pool,gym,a lot of dogs n a wonderful husband

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  6. Dogs are so welcoming my puppy always runs up to greet me when I am back that I actually look forward to it bless

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