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I'm The Luckiest Girl In The World!!!

Sometimes stuff happens to me and I can't imagine why, but as they say; don't question a good thing when it happens. Someone just sent me this cash in an envelope, totally unexpected! I'm sooooooooo freaking psyched this afternoon. Ok, let me tell you exactly what happened. 

What happened is that I walked into the kitchen this morning and saw this
I was about to dance like David danced and thank Santa for the surprise till I came closer and saw that it's just SERVIETTE that was among the kitchen groceries that we just got. Mtcheeeeeeeeew!

But now that I have your attention, please kindly tell me what your name means. 

T: Very Loyal. (Very True)
H: You are Quirky (Sometimes)
E: Great in Bed (True)
L: Umbelievably Great in Bed (I know, unbelievably true! LOL)
M: Best Kisser Ever. (Too true. Sometimes I think Usher wrote that song Good Kisser for me)
A: Easy To Fall In Love With (Yup. Occasionally... I could be addictive, be warned). 

Haha! Your turn. 


  1. Imagine me smiling and even getting abit jealous. must kill a goat for this. That's tradition >(

    Well, apart from the I and R, the other letters seem about right. Hehe.

    1. So Memphis is not your real name? Were you born in Memphis?

    2. Interesting. How many TTBVs think Memphis is my real name? Lol

    3. How can Memphis be his real name na? Unless he was born in Tennessee or Egypt LMAO

  2. am dead sexy,very loyal,great in bed,love to drink nd fucking crazy.lmao mostly true.

    1. Thelma don't you ever try teasing me again... jesu. see me zooming in, trying to know the denomination of the dollars, doing a quick calculation of the total amount, and wishing I had started my blog 2 years ago when I was supposed to, so I would be receiving dollars too.... hahahah. sorry I didn't even look @ d brain teaser. Il be back to comment.

  3. Hahaha,the "O" and "R" in my name tho...

    1. and what's d name, Ogechi Rafiu?

    2. Really Memphis Rosemary? Lol you guys could have guessed Sharon.

    3. Lol. Sharon, wild guesses.

      Steph-Nora (yeah right)
      Rosemary (again, I have a slight feeling it could be
      Ramolina (story)..

    4. I have laughed this evening, Sasha please come and tell us if Memphis has guessed right

    5. Loolz,well one of his options is right. I'll leave that for you to decide...

  4. Thelma, walahi, if I catch u, the thing that happened in 1856 will happen again. I was about to ask for my share na!!!! Haba

  5. Thelma, walahi, if I catch u, the thing that happened in 1856 will happen again. I was about to ask for my share na!!!! Haba

    1. Lmao @ the 1856 part! What happened in 1856?! Lol!

      Thelma! Laipe(very soon)... you'll share a real testimony and you wie package my share and send to me! Lol....

      Meanwhile... my comments disappear o! I don't know why and how but they do. Iya Kabuoy's comments too. Anyway, I hope this one won't disappear.

  6. Ma name:
    V: you are not judgement (*RME* in confusion)
    I:fucking crazy (nah. Nt me)
    V:you are nt judgement (hmm)
    I: fucking crazy (all dis repetitions sef)
    A: easy to fall in live with (totally)
    N:you like to drink (no, I don't) .
    The name so doesn't define ME. #will check out ma native name

  7. Omg!!!!! If I wasn't thinking about calling to congratulate you and even sending my acct number as well to come and pay your 'Tithe'. Lolz! Thelma no be so oh.

    Anyways, my name UYI
    U- You like to Chill (as in, Chill for wetin nan I've got Dreams ahead of me)
    Y- Best BF ever (BF? Best? Lmao)
    I- Fucking crazy (well I don't think my 'Crazy' makes me 'Fucking')

    Thelma Nwando, where did u get all this letter stuff from? I don't think they thought abt me wen creating it! So So NOT me...

    1. And to think I'd already counted the money from its size. That should be a Bundle and half. $7500(N1.25mil) choi!

      #PSA: plz if your name has a G, let me know! *shines teeth*

  8. E- great in Bed
    E-great in bed
    S-U are dead sexy
    A-easy 2 fall in love with
    H-U are quirky (freak)

    So wht do all these make me, a womanizer/player?


  9. You got me o, I was going to say how abt a New year giveaway..Lol
    T-Very Loyal (I try to be)
    A- Easy to fall in love with(Yess am badt like that )
    L-unbelievably great in bed (Yimu)
    I-Fucking Crazy
    K-You r wild n Crazy(soo not a wild person mayb the crazy part)
    H-You r Quirky
    I-Fucking Crazy( the way there's crazy 3times it has to b ryt I guess )

  10. P-kinky
    A-Easy to fall in love(after many am not interested, I wonder how easy that is for me)
    M-Best kisser ever(Hia! Mua
    E-Great in bed(who will I ask)
    L- Unbelievably great in bed(Another his in great Igbo accent)
    A- Easy to fall in love with( okay o)

    Now Thelma this is a way of finding out our real names bah???

  11. this naming system is faulty abeg
    kene and francis, I don't know which is more wrong

  12. Thelma, you are not serious. I was already getting jealous here, wishing I was the recipient of that money. Thelma take ya time o(in Igbo accent)

    Concerning the name spelling ish, I just can't fit bcs the meaning doesn't define me abeg

  13. E - great in bed
    N - likes to drink
    J - people adore you
    A - easy to fall in love with
    Y - best GF ever

    I'm RME at the O and K.........

  14. Well since I just go with J : it kinda sums up me to a large extent. I'm not dropping my name hehehe. J

  15. E - great in bed
    N - likes to drink
    J - people adore you
    A - easy to fall in love with
    Y - best GF ever

    I'm RME at the O and K.........

  16. Like people
    Great in bed
    Like to chill
    Only one, if at all any, can pass the mark for me... the rest didn't cut it jare.
    The serviettes bit though! *phewww!!!* was starting to break out in sweat on behalf of Thelma.

  17. Real name and blog ID, not true at all.


  18. Mine is a big No. Doesn't describe me at all. Thelma take your time ooo.

  19. Got me there loool was gettin excited for u loool


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