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Magic Mike Moments.





On Saturday night we had a surprise Bridal Shower for Chocolate's elder sister. We rented an apartment for the night and it was all fun and games until the moment "Magic Mike" walked in.
Ok, his name isn't actually Magic Mike but you've seen the movie; Magic Mike, right? The one about the male strippers...

Our very own Magic Mike came and just like in the movie he was one sexy man. He stood about 6.4", very broad shoulders, well toned abs and arms, and a slender waist, which we soon found out to be very flexible and energetic. When he came in he was fully clothed but a few minutes later he had stripped down to his bare butts, save for a tiny brief. The music was slow and sensual. He started slowly, rolling his waist, moving it to the beat here and there, then he proceeded to straddle the bride-to-be in her seat and things got serious. 

It was all kinds of pounding, bumping, frenetic jerking with his naked butt hanging in the air, and all the ladies in the house were screaming in a frenzy. I'd never seen such a thing in my life and I remember saying to Yoko "I'm so shy...". Yeah I was shy on his behalf, I was embarassed to be watching such an adult performance and if I was Caucasian my face would have been beet red. Next thing I know, each one of us was to get our own private dance and I thought I might have a cardiac arrest. I hid in the kitchen until I thought I was safe but the moment I came out Chocolate took it upon herself to tell Magic Mike that he hadn't grinded on me. Aaaaaargh!

The stripper then danced slowly to where I was, took my hand, gently dragged me to a sofa, sat me down, got on top of me and proceeded to literally try to get my thighs pregnant. Jeez, he wined and grinded and pounded and yeah, you know he was practically naked, right? My legs were flying in the air, my arms were flailing, I was screaming, I needed someone to save me. Then he stopped and I regained my sanity. 

Two days later I'm still thinking about Magic Mike, not the fact that he attempted to be my baby daddy, no, that was gross! I've been thinking about him, wondering about him. I've been asking myself questions; who is he, where's his family? Do they know what he does for a living? It's most unlikely that they do, so what do they think he does? Is this what unemployment caused or did he readily choose to be an adult performer? Is he in a relationship, does she know? Is she the 'ride or die' type that "understands", or is that part of his life a secret to her too? How long does he plan to do this? Does he have other businesses that he does? Is he stripping to support some long term plan that he has?... On and on I obsessed about him, and I can't seem to stop. 

It made me wonder about the people around me, what secret lives do they have? And it made me wonder about you? Have you ever been that broke and frustrated, that pressed for cash that just wasn't forthcoming at the time you needed it, so much so that you had to do something you're not proud of? 

I think I have, but that's a topic for another day...


The girls and I, on Saturday night. 


Good morning most precious TTB readers! The year just started for real! How does it feel being back at the desk, back to reality?

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  1. My dear don't bother thinking about magic mike,there r so many pple thinkn about him too jare.man must survive..
    And yes,bin back to reality is freaking the hell out of me,for God sake service is ending next month..what next ?babaGodnaurhandideyo#

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    1. Mariam I hope you've started applying and sending out your CVs? If you haven't please start today.

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    2. Yes ma..I have o,am so sending to you self so can help me send to people too.pls BV help a sister.e jo o

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  2. Thelma is that Latasha Ngwube I see beside u? So you have celebrity friends, abi. Lol.
    In university I dated a married man because I needed money and my parents were not paying my school fees. Plz nobody should tell me nonsense about doing bizness as a student because what kind of business will I have done that will pay for my school fees, accomodation, books and feeding? Pple talk as if it is easy when they have never bn in your situation.

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  3. Thelma u try,I for piss for body if na me,shooooo but magic mike is doing his thing for money,Dats what being broke n unemployment can do to one. Was coming back from workers vigil one morning and I over heard a lady lamenting to her friend (a male)bitterly that she is tired of that club, after strip dandancingall night,the manager breaks her money n pays her peanut and all,her voice was so loud and I was like wow,dis one don sign am ohhhh. God help us.

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  4. Looooooool. I'd have died if it was me :-)

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    1. Lmaoo! Me too o! @ darlchildlovethyhair

      I'd have screamed and screamed like thelma too! Ha! Bare bottom ke? I wie beg and beg ni! Lol

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  5. I definitely will b shy for him too..I will literally die mehn

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  6. Hehe I would like to experience that some day. Must have been so much fun

    P.s: FNLP has been missing for a while, hope she's okay, I thought she said she wasn't travelling lol *yea I stalk people's comments sometimes.

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    1. Yes o where is FNLP? I miss reading her comments.

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    2. 'Thirded', where is FNLP?
      I guess we'd continue stacking the requests till Thelma does something or responds or till FNLP resumes commenting.

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    3. FNLP says she's resolved to spend "wayyyy" less time on blogs as it's been eating into her time at work. Not much I can do about that, is there?

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  7. Lol. I wish I was there.

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  8. I have experienced female strippers, yet to experience the male strippers. still on my bucket list though.

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  9. Well it's called prostitution(any sexual act in exchange for money)

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