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The *peepee* Factory!




Bad sex has ruined so many relationships that one entrepreneur opened up a Penis Factory. Here, women could come and pick out the penis of their dreams for their boyfriend before marrying them.
A woman decided to check it out but was given a very strict rule to follow first:
There would be 6 rooms, one penis in each. Once she left a room, she could never return. Either she chose that one, or she left for good.
  • Room #1’s Penis description read: {This can be made as long, short, thick or thin as you want.} She thought that was nice, but didn’t want to be too quick to choose. So she walked to the next room.
  • Room #2: {This can be made any size AND shaped to your liking.} She liked this one better…but decided to look at another.
  • Room #3: {This can be made any size and shape, and will come with unlimited endurance and erection.} “Wow!” she said as she dreamed of the sex she’d get. However, she couldn’t fight the curiosity of what the next room might hold. So she left.
  • Room #4: {This can be made any size and shape, unlimited endurance and erection, and also will come with increased romantic creativity and athleticism.} “Okay, now this is getting good!” she thought as she pondered the hot and wild sex she could have. She liked where this was going, and kept looking.
  • Room #5 did not disappoint: “This can be made any size and shape, unlimited endurance and erection, increased romantic creativity and athleticism, AND comes with a high credit score, a love for God, and a faithful/monogamous heart.” She screamed, “Yes!” and almost grabbed the penis from the shelf, but then she remembered room #6 sprinted to it.
When she got in, there was only a note that read, “Sorry, no more penises left but there is one very important lesson. It doesn’t matter what you have. If you don’t know what you want, you’ll never feel like you have enough until you end up with nothing. Good bye.” – Derrick.

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You hear that people; 
It doesn’t matter what you have. If you don’t know what you want, you’ll never feel like you have enough until you end up with nothing. (But is it so bad to continue looking till you get the best for yourself? LOL)

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    http://web.worldbank.org/WBSITE/EXTERNAL/EXTJOBSNEW/0,,contentMDK:23642982~pagePK:8453902~piPK:8453359~theSitePK:8453353,00.html

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  2. ROTFLMSAO!!!
    I pity her so much!!
    Well, Depending on my level of curiosity, What I Know I Deserve & what I WILL also bring to the Table, I KNOW I'll stop at Room 5.
    Once I see, A LOVER of GOD, Jackpot!
    Everything else doesn't matter.
    If that Faithful Practicing Christian happen to Have a Penis I like/love, It's a huge Bonus. But until God is involved, that penis is just a tool for adultery. *covers mouth* *Did I type all this?*

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    1. Sounds like parody but true. Until God is involved in dt 11 inches mandingo, it's jes a tool for slaying more veejays and probably slamming and dunking in prostitutes

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  3. Okay o, all ye who are looking for 11 inches mandingos shld continue looking and bypassing d average ones dt come with unlimited endurance and erection, increased romantic creativity, high credit card, God-fearing, loyal and faitnhful, and we'd meet u whn u are 39, single and still searching and ask u how market

    LMBO

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  4. Thought I should share:
    The church has been very reputable with helping unemployed youths.

    Are u interested in working in a bank?If yes, then come along with ur resume and credentials to David's Christian Centre,Victory Dome,behind PHCN office,Fatgbems Bus-stop,Amuwo Odofin.Date:26th Feb.,2015.Time:9am.Attendance is open to every interested persons(it isn't just for church members alone).Come well dressed.U will be interviewedPls help rebroadcast on ur social media. Someone may need this...Good morning MOGs

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  5. Sometimes we can be our own worst enemies. Contentment is a huge factor.

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  6. Long throat has put sister on a looong tin!....lolzzz...I would stop at 5 abeg...dat shud do...#JoyDaNuGirl

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  7. I think she lost more out of curiosity than lack of contentment. However, it is very good to define our wants or goals so that we do not find ourselves chasing shadow.

    -F

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  8. nothing wrong with going after what you want. if you don't try you'll never be able to say you did your best.

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  9. One cannot hav it all. Since 1-4 did hav God added n u got to 5, God is involved, dt shd be ok o.

    The thing is make do with what u hav. Work around it n make it work.

    No two relationships are d same. Hold on to what u hav, just let God be involved.

    All d exotic romance n sex is but for a while. 30years or less down d line, d story won't be d same.

    What will remain is d affection, godliness, good temperament, love etc

    It is well



    Mama 'D'

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