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What If God Was One Of Us...

If God had a name, what would it be

And would you call it to His face
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question...

...What if God was one of us

Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home

Tryin' to make His way home
Like a holy rolling stone

Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome

Who else used to love that song? 

Good morning guys! Having slept very late last night I only just woke up and felt this urge to talk to someone. I reached for my phones but realized that I had 0 units on both phones; I'm that sort of person that spends hours on the phone with my closest friends talking about absolutely nothing. Little wonder both phones had run empty... I thought about sending the security man to get me airtime but then I realized I wasn't quite ready to get off the bed yet, and there really wasn't any one I felt like talking to. 

That was weird, I really really had the urge to talk to someone and yet I couldn't think of anyone. And then I realized the person I wanted to talk to is God. BUT I did not feel like praying, not at all. I wanted a conversation (:a talk, especially an informal one, between two or more people, in which news and ideas are exchanged.), an actual conversation, to talk and be talked to. 

Dang! The things I would say if I could have a conversation with God; you know, sit with Him on a coffee table, sipping cappuccinos and eating scrambled eggs while we have that much needed chat. Oh the things I would say! 

I'd have a lot of questions about my life I'd like to have answered, but I would also want answers to some amebo questions; did all the disciples make heaven (except Judas of course), for instance... Oh, and how do you feel about the fact that you created ISIS militants? Are some people born gay? 

Guys, if you could meet with God in person and have a friendly chat with Him, what would you tell Him? And if you could ask just one question, what would you be? Who am I kidding, you'll have more than one question. LOL.

Another thing I'd like to know is this; would you be happy with Him, upset, mad, angry, and would you give Him a piece of your mind, whether good or bad?

Talk to me...

Good morning guys, while we cannot have that one on one, we still and will always have prayer. Remember to say your prayers if you haven't already done so this morning, and remember to pray for one another. Have a beautiful day. 


  1. The good thing is that while we are yet speaking, He hears. ~ # Trusting and Waiting on you Oh God of my Salvation!

  2. Sometimes I want to talk and get immediate reply
    That day will just be a day of mouth running till God says ok you can shut up now

  3. One question: Why do our precious ones die unexpectedly and YOU let animals like Shekau run around like thorough-breds?

  4. Only One question...

    Dear God, How do U view me or what am I to U?

    & No, I won't be sad or angry, i'll be a gazillion times elated that he even has MY time. A chronic sinner like myself. I'll listen 90% of that conversation!

    1. Ruthy, I wonder what you want some of us to call ourselves when you label yourself 'a chronic sinner'....a wretched sinner, maybe?

      Just kidding.


    2. Reasons why I Love U Babe.
      Ur humility humbles me! #Hugs

  5. I would be stunned should God appear to me. But what is important is if I would believe HE is God when HE appears. Who knows whether He has appeared to me before and I simply ignored HIM because I couldn't recognize HIM?

    The questions I would ask: did you know man would misbehave badly with the freewill you gave him? If yes, couldn't you have removed the freewill so that Eden would be forever? Must there be so much hardship and ills in the world? Why is man so devious? Would you consider creating us next time without a freewill?

    ('man' in this context refers to men and women).

    Yeah, the Bible gives some explanations but I would really want to hear from HIM.


  6. Just one qestion and I ll spend d whole time saying thank you, hugging him saying thank you sir 4 being a good father to me... The question being, why does it take quite a while for some miracles to manifest? Just this question!

  7. I do o! Just as you described, over breakfast at the beginning of the day or sometimes over cognac n a fag. I've been known to mumble to myself so most times people who know me put it down as that but it is an honest to heaven conversation! And he replies too! Not in words obviously but u'll b surprised how clear a conversation with God can get when you actually decide to 'listen'.

  8. Nobody callin' on the phone
    'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.

  9. One question: did you create me on purpose? I feel as if some of us, majority of us were just created with for no real reason.

  10. One question: why did my life turn out like this? And I wouldn't be angry,I wud go on my knees and ask for his forgiveness and also thank him for sparing the life of a sinner like me,not just any sinner a chronic one like Ruthy said. I love love love him. I love u lord and I wud like to have a one on one encounter with u just like Moses.

  11. Maybel e_hugs for u dear....But our life's is what we make of it ourselves....Have been bad but God still draws me closer to him....If I should meet him,I guess I would just stare until someone tells me am not been punked....

  12. I still love that song, Joan osborne right? If not for God the lot of us would have lost our minds in this tipsy turvy country. We just have to keep placing one foot in front of the other daily & moving forward. It always ends in praise.


  13. So refreshing to hear your admonishment to preserve God's place in our lives. Truth is I often fall short of that in my daily life.

    Ohh yes, I'd be happy with Him.

    To answer your question, let me borrow some lines from Buchi's 'Mma Mma' song
    Many many questions I want to ask
    Many things I want to say
    But first or all, I'd go to Him and say thank you Jesus

    If I had to ask a specific question it'd be to know His plans for my life and probably a sneak peek into my future.

    Good day God ( hope you are listening to TTB readers?)

  14. Hmmmmn. Seeing God face to face. I will thank Him for their always even when I least deserved it. Each time I think it has ended, He shows up.

    Wonderful God.

    One question: what elso do I need to add/do to make Heaven eventually.

    Mama 'D'

  15. I don't even know what I'd ask God


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