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For Those Whose Lovers Have Twisted Demands...






A while back I talked to a friend about everything and nothing. One of the nothings was past lovers and some of their baser needs, turn-ons and demands. We discussed this issue (one I would really like us to discuss here, since we're talking about this) of men sticking their tongues in a girls ears and thrashing it around inside the ear. Dear men, please who ever told you this thing is a turn on? It is the most disgusting thing ever and every female I know thinks so too! Who ever told you it's a brilliant idea to stick your tongue inside somebody's ears? When you do this we try to move as far away from you as possible. Most of us don't outright shove you off because we're to trying to protect your eternally fragile legendary egos. It feels like someone flushing a toilet and we cannot relax even if we want to because we know how bitter and disgusting ear wax is, and we don't need you licking it off our ears, we have cotton buds for that!

Now back to the matter. We talked about those lovers that want to lick that outlet designed by God solely for excrement or want you to do theirs, she told me about an ex who would French kiss her and then proceed to stick the tip of his tongue inside her nostrils and lick lick lick (eew eeeww eeeewww!!!), then we talked about some other things I wouldn't want to write on a Monday. LOL. Suffice it to say that some people have some really disgusting turn-ons... Do you? Come on, you know you can tell me anything. Hehe. 

But I'm more curious about those in relationships or married to people with these "extraordinary" likes/demands. How do you cope? Do you give in or refuse outrightly? Do you compromise? 

Ah! Yes, we have a mail that mirrors just what I'm talking about, sent to Linda Ikeji's blog. 
Please I need your advice. My husband is the dearest thing in this world I've ever had! He's so different from most other guys: intelligent, funny, handsome, very muscular and well-built, and is an amazing person. He's also extremely playful. And I love him so much for all these. But there's this part I don't really enjoy: he makes some demands I'm not comfortable with. The two main ones are these: most mornings when we wake up from sleep he would insist we should kiss deeply with our unbrushed "smelly" mouths. The few times I agree, I don't enjoy it at all! Our mouths usually taste very sour then! I can never understand why he likes it but he says his love for me far exceeds my unbrushed mouth! Also when we're eating, he would tell me to pour food I'm chewing in my mouth into his own mouth, even when my saliva has made it so wet and yucky!
Sometimes he just wants me to put plain saliva from my mouth into his own! And he would say it's the same thing that happens when we kiss, but to me they're VERY different. And funny enough, the few times I agree to do these things, he would end up with a very very huge erecti*n and we would end up... But the problem is, when I don't agree, he would say I'm not interested in improving our intimacy, that I'm the only person in this world he can do them with yet I'm denying him the pleasure. The truth is, I don't think I'll ever be comfortable with these things. Please what should I do??? Does my agreeing to do these things really build our intimacy?

Hmmmm, I feel quite sorry for this lady. Ladies and gentlemen this isn't relationship or it would be easy to say if you cannot deal then walk away. This is marriage. What would your advise to someone in this situation be?

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  1. Bingo. Remember the lady two weeks ago? Whose fiancé liked kinky things. I hope she reads this.

    Mallama

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  2. I will come back to read comments.

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  3. One of my close male friends was gisting me one day of how he licked his gfs a*s.. I'm thinking didn't it smell of poopoo???As he was talking I moved my empty mug away from him and told him dude ur mouth is smelling like sh*t or is it just my imagination..lol . After that day I ban him from using any glass or mug In my house..dude still insists that I don't know wat I'm missing.. He's always like " babe take a nice shower and let oga eat it.. Ur life won't be the same !".. Abeg that place was made for only tissue paper..

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  4. Ewww....NO Ewww. J

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  5. Ewwww ewwwww ewwwwwwww!!!!!

    How can any normal person like any of those.
    Ha! Baba! Help me o! May I not meet "strangely strange" fellows o!

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    1. Babe do you have 'bad habits'? As in, in a relationship as well. Just curious... Lol

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  6. kissing withour brushing works for some pple I knw..I guess its not that bad but the rest Ewwwwwww
    Gross

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  7. Iyamaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... Geeeeeeeez I just vomited

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  8. Hahaha...Every mallam to his kettle..... Thelma,my husband kisses my ears and it turns me on oh...guess am an exception..... TNHW

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    1. you said kisses, she said sticking tongue into the ear......the former presupposes your man knows what he's doing and the later is just a bloody mop emitting warm air!

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  9. T, kissing and licking my ears turns me on o.

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  10. Abi o..Every Mallam to his Kettle

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  11. Had a bf with the ear probing and licking habit.. grossed me out much and I was always sure to scoot away. Then I hear people get turned on by the smell of sweaty armpits and what not... iyanma!

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  12. Blue and Yetunde "kissing" and nibbling the ears/earlobes is a turn on. I'm talking about those ones that stick their tongues INSIDE the eardrum and wash it with their tongues.

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  13. The issue is dat I am reading this TODAY and I am eating...I for neve read dis post...sweaty armpits a turn on for some pple...no wonder! Some pple will pass you in the mornings some times on your way to work and persn go wan faint, so dey want to 'turn on' the pple they pass on d road abi...or the ones who are married with like 3 or 4 kids and the BO is so bad and me wey no know anytin go dey wonder how the spouse dey cope!...heeeey!......mmmmm.....#JoyDaNuGirl

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  14. I knew someone who's boyfriend liked to lick her armpit

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