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How Smoking Saved My Life. - Anonymous.





Thelma guess what. Yesterday I was strolling back to my hostel from my friend's lodge. My school does not have hostels on campus so everybody stays in private hostels in town. It was around 11 in the night. I planned to sleep there but I forgot my laptop charger and I needed to work on my project so I decided to go back to my hostel. I knew it may not be safe but the hostels are not too far. As usual the road was empty but just after I came out from their gate some men started to follow me. At first I prayed that they were not following me, from I side eye I could see that they were three or four, they looked like motor park touts n I wanted to urinate in my pant. I wanted to run but I knew they will catch me bcos I'm very small. I just told myself to stay calm and pretend as if I'm hard.i had a packet of cigar and matches in my bag, I now said let me look like a hard babe. I brought out the cigar and lighted it. I never smoke in public tho, only to help me stay awake when am working on my project. Hmmm these men started to hail me o. One even said I should give him a stick that am a correct babe. They said I should not worry they will even protect me, they walked me to my hostel gate and waited till I entered inside before they left. One of the boys even gave me his number and if I have any problem with anybody on campus I should call him. They were very happy when I gave them the packet of cigar becaus I have another one in my room.

I don't know if it a testimony but I said I should share it with you. I have been laughing since yesterday night. 

-Anonymous. 

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LOL. You know this submission reminded me of something that happened to my boss' friend in 2012. The guy was in traffic along that Apapa road where all those trailers and trucks pass. The traffic hadn't moved for a while and it didn't look like it would move very soon. The man then decided to leave his car and go buy a pack of Benson at the side on the road. Just as he was walking back to his car the unthinkable happened. Just as he was approaching his vehicle the trailer/truck beside his car fell to the side, right on top his car, and crushed it completely. This man started to jump on the spot and shout "I will never stop smoking in my life! I will never stop smoking in my life". I can't blame him, to think that if he hadn't gone to buy the cigarettes, in the next few minutes he would have been a dead man.


Haha! Thanks Anon for sharing with us. Remember that smoking is unhealthy but I'm so glad something got you out of that bind. You must have been so frightened. Also, bringing the cigarettes out; good thinking! I would have just 
a. Started to cry
b. Turned back and yelled at them to leave me alone and damned the consequences. 
c. Run... Nah, that wouldn't work. 

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  1. *rolling my eyes*..Lemme go an get my igbo....TNHW

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    1. Memphis.........how many times did I call u?..sho ara e....

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    2. Eerrmm... Kabuoy come and translate eejoo.

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    3. I'm CLIFFORD MARY by name I have a few testimony to share with you all about myself, I was in a relationship with this guy and for 3years and we were about getting married when we both have misunderstanding with each other and he ask me for a divorce and we both agreed and after 4months I head that he was having an affair with one of my closest friend and I was very upset and worried so a friend of my advice me and told me if I still love my ex and if I really want to have him back so I told her yes, and she ask me to contact Dr. ALLI the spell caster and I did although I never believe on spell so he gave me something when he was casting the spell and ask me to say my wishes on it and after the casting of the spell a receive a phone call from my ex and was ask me at which I did and now we are back together again I'm so happy and I wish not to ever have this mistake again in my life. I will also advice anyone with this kind of issue to contact him for help he is really nice on phone and always there to answer you question giving you the good advice that you need. his email is ALLISPELLHELP@GMAIL.COM or you call +2348149158514

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    4. Lmao @ TNHW! You ehn!!!! Meanwhile... we have wan case to settle o! I just say make I alert you! *straight face*



      Memphis she said you should mind ya sef o! Loool!

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    5. FANTASTIC. My life has changed round completely in 48hours. I can see myself in the mirror and smile. I have confidence in myself and my abilities for the first time in ages. I have my boyfriend back in my life with the help of Dr OKAYA. He said sorry a 24hours after the spell was created. He said he realized that he never really wanted to break up he could not handle emotional baggage I was carrying around all the time. He said that he thought he was the negative influence on my life and thought it best to leave. He said it was hard that I kept talking about the past all the time. We have both forgiven each other. I have money in my pocket that is my own at last. (My compensation cheque came through I was told it was months away. I am living proof of what Dr OKAYA can do. I thank you so much Dr OKAYA for the wonderful thing you did in my relationship. I am so happy now. With your help we were both able to see and speak the truth to each other. I never thought a spell could help a couple before I am very pleased contacted you and initiated all this to happen. contact him via email OKAYASPELLHELP@YAHOO.COM or call his telephone number +2348078291904 or via website : http://okayaspelllhelp.webs.com

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    6. I want to share my testimony and my happiness with you all in this site, last year my husband left me for another woman in his working place and he abandon me and my 2kids, everything was so hard for me because i love him so much, so i saw the testimonies of DR dayo he has been helping ladies in getting there husband back so i contacted him and he help me to cast a return spell for my husband and in 2 days my husband left the other woman and he come back to me with so much love and caring. i will never forget this help that DR dayo gave to me and my children.if you are here you need help to get you lover back you can contact him through this email dayolovespell@gmail.com or +2348149158514 i am proud to be on his testimony

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  2. One of my bosses was a smoker. The best time to pick his break was on a smoke break. I started noticing the smokers were getting promotions faster than others. As soon as i started taking smoke breaks- i became his deputy. I took smoke breaks but i dont smoke.

    No matter how different smokers are from each other, they have a common ground - an addiction. So they will always bond.

    Glad it worked out well for the commenter.

    www.pynk360.com

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  3. There's just that thing which makes smokers bond easily No matter the race or colour.

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  4. I think the poster is in owerri, thank God for ur testimony, now go on and smoke no more. It's not good for your health

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  5. I think the poster is in owerri, thank God for ur testimony, now go on and smoke no more. It's not good for your health

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  6. Hmmmm.... coincidence! Smoking is not a healthy habit.

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    1. Lmao. All these customers of spell casters that are just learning. Your husband started showing signs of jabajantis in May 2015 and you were ill for 4 weeks. Oga/madam we've not even completed the 4th week of May. Doctor brave ko, barrister eshin ni.

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    2. Hahahhahhhhhaaaa Memphis O! Ano fit shout! Hahhahahahaha

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    3. Memphis even read the testimony. Lol

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  8. Smoking is definitely an unhealthy habit despite the temporal gains it seems to provide.

    I believe that for the two scenarios, it was more of providence than smoking that saved them from intending doom. It is oftentimes very easy to mistake these two.

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  9. @Poster I thank God u re safe but please stop smoking it's unhealthy.

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  14. Hehehe...this is actually funny...Oh well, I met my husband through a pack of sticks..I needed to smoke, he had sticks and today I am married to him...Simple!....I have been smoking for close to 10 years now..all the #yadiyadi on smoking kills and all that...I don't care bout that...Oops.

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    1. It is not healthy jor! You should give stopping a shot! It does kill and you should care. *slight smile*

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  15. She was brave and smart. I think those worked more than the cigar itself. Some other girls would have wet their pants and completely forget the cigars inside their bag out of fear.

    -F

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  16. OK! I just added cigarettes to my hand bag 'must have' list. You never know when you'd need a smoke...Thank God it worked for the poster, I'm sure there are "touts" that get totally put off by smoking babes, imagining if those were the kind that came across her....

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  17. After being in relationship with sanjeeta for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email:drakugbespellhome@gmail.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS EMAIL
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  18. Please read my good news carefully and i am sure it will affect your life positively on how my husband returned back home!

    I had been living in great bondage for about 4 years suffering in the hands of a cheating husband. We were living happily until he meant his old time girl friend and he started dating her again outside our marriage and before i knew it he stopped caring for his own family, to the extent that he was planning to marry her and divorce me. I cried and reported him to his family members but he never listened to anyone and to cut the story short, i came in search for a real spell caster who could destroy their relationship and make him come back to me and our 2 kids again; on my search i saw people sharing testimony on how their marriage was restored by Dr Azaka and i pick his email and told him the problem that i was going through, and he agreed to help me and told me never to worry. After he had finished casting the spell, on the second day, they both had a quarrel and he beat up his girlfriend and he came back home begging me to forgive him that his eyes are clear now that he will never do any thing that will hurt his family again and promise to be a caring father and never to cheat on me again. I am so happy that i did not lose him to the girl and all appreciation goes to Dr Azaka for his great work. You are a Great spell caster and to you all that are faced with this or similar problem to this, please contact him now on renoweddr.azakablackmagic@gmail.com OR dr.azakablackmagic@live.com

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  19. My name is Tugas swanky am from USA, am a woman who love and cherish my husband more than any other thing you can imagine on earth continent. My husband was so lovely and caring after 3years of marriage he was seriously ill and the doctor confirm and said he has a kidney infection that he needed a kidney donor, that was how I start searching for a good Samaritan who can help,doctor has given me a periodic hour that he will live just 26hours left, that was how I ask the doctor if I can be of help to my husband that was how he carried out the text,the confirming was successful, I was now having this taught that since 3 years now we got married I have not be able to get pregnant can I be able to get bring again? That was the question I ask the doctor, he never answer his response was did you want to lost your husband? I immediately reply no I can't afford to loose him. After the operation my husband came back to live and was healthy I was also ok with the instruction given to me by the doctor, after 3months my husband came home with another lady telling me, that is our new wife that will give us kids and take care of us, that was how I was confused and started crying all day, that was how my husband ran away with his new wife cluaralle. Since then I was confuse don't no what to do that was how I went back to the doctor and tell him everything, he told me that, this is not just an ordinary it must be a spiritual problem that was how he gave me this email (takuta_spellcaster@yahoo.com) that I should tell him all my problem that he can help that was how i contacted him and I do as instructed. After 3days and I have done what he ask me to do, my husband start searching for me and went back to the doctor, that was how we well settle he also told me not to worry that I will get pregnant, this month making it the fifth Month I contacted him that am now 3months pregnant. These great spell cater is a great man, if you are any kind of problem you can contact him here on his email (takuta_spellcaster@yahoo.com)

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  20. FANTASTIC. My life has changed round completely in 48hours. I can see myself in the mirror and smile. I have confidence in myself and my abilities for the first time in ages. I have my boyfriend back in my life with the help of Dr OKAYA. He said sorry a 24hours after the spell was created. He said he realized that he never really wanted to break up he could not handle emotional baggage I was carrying around all the time. He said that he thought he was the negative influence on my life and thought it best to leave. He said it was hard that I kept talking about the past all the time. We have both forgiven each other. I have money in my pocket that is my own at last. (My compensation cheque came through I was told it was months away. I am living proof of what Dr OKAYA can do. I thank you so much Dr OKAYA for the wonderful thing you did in my relationship. I am so happy now. With your help we were both able to see and speak the truth to each other. I never thought a spell could help a couple before I am very pleased contacted you and initiated all this to happen. contact him via email OKAYASPELLHELP@YAHOO.COM or call his telephone number +2348078291904 or via website : http://okayaspelllhelp.webs.com

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  21. FANTASTIC. My life has changed round completely in 48hours. I can see myself in the mirror and smile. I have confidence in myself and my abilities for the first time in ages. I have my boyfriend back in my life with the help of Dr OKAYA. He said sorry a 24hours after the spell was created. He said he realized that he never really wanted to break up he could not handle emotional baggage I was carrying around all the time. He said that he thought he was the negative influence on my life and thought it best to leave. He said it was hard that I kept talking about the past all the time. We have both forgiven each other. I have money in my pocket that is my own at last. (My compensation cheque came through I was told it was months away. I am living proof of what Dr OKAYA can do. I thank you so much Dr OKAYA for the wonderful thing you did in my relationship. I am so happy now. With your help we were both able to see and speak the truth to each other. I never thought a spell could help a couple before I am very pleased contacted you and initiated all this to happen. contact him via email OKAYASPELLHELP@YAHOO.COM or call his telephone number +2348078291904 or via website : http://okayaspelllhelp.webs.com

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  22. I want to share my testimony and my happiness with you all in this site, last year my husband left me for another woman in his working place and he abandon me and my 2kids, everything was so hard for me because i love him so much, so i saw the testimonies of DR dayo he has been helping ladies in getting there husband back so i contacted him and he help me to cast a return spell for my husband and in 2 days my husband left the other woman and he come back to me with so much love and caring. i will never forget this help that DR dayo gave to me and my children.if you are here you need help to get you lover back you can contact him through this email dayolovespell@gmail.com or +2348149158514 i am proud to be on his testimony

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  23. My name is Jessica Luis am from USA, After 1/5 year relationship with my boyfriend, he changed suddenly and stopped contacting me regularly, he would come up with excuses of not seeing me all the time. He stopped answering my calls and my sms and he stopped seeing me regularly. I then started catching him with different girls several times but every time he would say that he love me and that he needed some time to think about our relationship.But cannot stop thinking about him so i decided to go online and i saw so many good talk about this spell caster and i contact him and explain my problems to him.He cast a love spell for me which i use and after 2 day, my boyfriend came back to me and started contacting me regularly and we moved in together after a few months and he was more open to me than before and he started spending more time with me than his friends. We eventually got married and we now have been married happily for 1 years with. Ever since Dr.ocusodo helped me, my partner is very stable, faithful and closer to me than before.You can also contact this spell caster and get your relationship and any kind of problem okay hes email< drocusodospellcaster@gmail.com or drocusodospellcaster@yahoo.com, you can also contact his number +2348105578036

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  24. Don't get wasted I am here to talk about my past experiences with spell casters..i had problems with my relationship and i did all to make sure that my woman never break up with me..all in the midst of this, i lost concentration at work and things went really bad for me as i lost my job too..the little money i saved was what i tried to get my wife back with even if i will loose all..i was too desperate and i was taken advantage of as i lost the same money on two different casters from Nigeria. of course i trusted them too much and never knew they did nothing for me so my woman went ahead with breaking up with me..i confronted them that they failed their promise and ever since then, i have never heard a world again from them..That was how fake casters ended my relationship with my woman and i planned i was going to stop everyone like them..i met with another that promised me to get her back to me and i almost laughed and said it was another lie, but he wasn't as he did cast a love spell on her and now we are talking of why we did break up and coming back together in just two days and not months like the other did made me wait..you see why you have to open you eyes and think before the liars here plays with your heart and trust like a toy.{GREATOGUDUGU@GMAIL.COM}tel.+2348057266712..he can also help you to solve any problem…Lol I am very happy now.Claudy

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  25. My name is Michelle Terri. lives Ireland i want to share to the world of a testimony of how my family was restored back,my husband and i was divorced for the past three years and left with me three kids, ever since then i have been finding it hard to survive with my kids, which involves my kids not able to continue their education,so i read of a testimony of how a separated family was brought back together as a happy family with the help of a spell caster. so with that i had it in my mind if only her family is back then mine will be a thing of the past, then i had to contact the spell caster whose name is DR IGBA, of igbaspellhome@yahoo.com who told me never to worry and told me that my husband will come begging me for forgiveness in the next 48hours. behold 48hours later i received a call from my husband asking me were i am staying which came to pass and did what exactly what DR IGBA has said. And now we are back together and my three kids are back in school.thanks to a great Dr IGBA right now I`m the most happiest woman on earth and me and my husband is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up.All thanks goes to DR IGBA for the excessive work that he has done for me by helping me to get back with my husband. I would like to drop DR IGBA mail address and hope you see this testimony and contact him if you have a lover that you really want back so badly, His mail:( igbaspellhome@yahoo.com )call or him WHATS-APP:+2347053728380.

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